Teabags Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3_1_3 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/528.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile/7E18 Safari/528.16)True.TPBM is off for the bank holiday and still in bed, like me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 False. The Council doesn't celebrate bank holidays except Christmas and Easter.TPBM has currently got a t shirt tan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl anachronism Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 Sort of. It's more of a strappy dress tan, and a very obvious one at that. TPBM likes rhubarb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyCat Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 True.TPBM wishes they weren't stuck at work today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 False. I've got the day off sick.TPBM doesn't eat meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK810i/R6BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)False, about to eat some chicken for my lunch.TPBM can believe it's not butter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 I'm a Lurpak man, so I can definitely take on board that ICBINB is not really butter.TPBM would rather have a piece of toast and watch the evening news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 I'm a Lurpak man, so I can definitely take on board that ICBINB is not really butter.TPBM would rather have a piece of toast and watch the evening newsFalse. I'd rather see a ghost. (though I do like toast).TPBM liked the Hayley Williams boobies picture so much they saved it on their hard drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 False, I don't get the hype. IMO she looks below average in that picTPBM would rather hold in a dump until they got home rather than use a public toilet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 False, I don't get the hype. IMO she looks below average in that picTPBM would rather hold in a dump until they got home rather than use a public toiletFalse, especially if I've ate the seafood at Blackfriars and then went shopping. I must hold the landspeed record for that dash from HMV's DVD section to their toilets. Ultimately, home is always best, but a public toilet is always better then a public embarrasment.TPBM should probably give their mum a phone, yeah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calzone Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 False, especially if I've ate the seafood at Blackfriars and then went shopping. I must hold the landspeed record for that dash from HMV's DVD section to their toilets. Ultimately, home is always best, but a public toilet is always better then a public embarrasment.TPBM should probably give their mum a phone, yeah?False, I'm visiting her at home right now. Although I do rarely phone her.TPBM would one day like to punch a bear in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3_1_3 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/528.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile/7E18 Safari/528.16)Fuck no. Unless you mean a player for the Boston Bruins, in which case, fuck yeah.TPBM is enjoying a nice alcoholic beverage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3_1_3 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/528.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile/7E18 Safari/528.16)Fuck no. Unless you mean a player for the Boston Bruins, in which case, fuck yeah.TPBM is enjoying a nice alcoholic beverage.False (I wish!)TPBM went shopping to Costco today ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobboTheRod Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 Neggers Cheggers...but i used to get my lunch there sometimes when i worked in Westhill. Hotdogs with tommy K & mustard, Fuck Yeah. That was if the door Nazi's would let you in !TPBM considers Carol Voderman to be the greatest MILF of all time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 false, shes a whore who advertises "cheap" loans on daytime tvTPBMhas a tattoo they regret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 False. I probably should regret it, but I still find it funny. (Your Name, My Arse if you're interested).TPBM has a man-crush on the singer from their favourite band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 true (Joe Strummer)TPBM has bought a hat they thought made them look edgy and cool, regardless of advice from mates and peers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3_1_3 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/528.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile/7E18 Safari/528.16)true (Joe Strummer)TPBM has bought a hat they thought made them look edgy and cool' date=' regardless of advice from mates and peers[/quote']LOL I ain't saying shit!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobboTheRod Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 true (Joe Strummer)TPBM has bought a hat they thought made them look edgy and cool, regardless of advice from mates and peersTrue and i have just bought another one, so you may mock some more...TPBM is going out with complete psycho/pain the rectum, but despite wishing to, is scared to 'end it' because he believes he is part of the fugly & great un-washed crowd and will fail to get sex ever again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 true so so trueTPBM is now laughing at my unfortunate circumstance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 False. I'm empathising.TPBM is sat in a darkened room because they really don't like sunlight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 False. I'm empathising.TPBM is sat in a darkened room because they really don't like sunlight.False: I'm at my parents' getting DVDs in my old room with the windows open, letting in a loverly breeze.TPBM has jerked off since waking up today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted May 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 False - Jerking off is done in America, I had a wank earlier if thats what your implying though!TPBM - Is really a goose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 False. I am not a goose, but you can be my wingman.TPBM has been stalked by John W. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 False. I am not a goose, but you can be my wingman.TPBM has been stalked by John W.Unconfirmed. From what I read on here, though, I probably have TPBM has had an awkward goodbye with a friend of a friend where they go in for a European cheek-kiss, but you extend your hand for a handshake, so they then extend THEIR hand but by that point you're already trying to kiss them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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