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Megaman 2 Rap Sorry if this has been posted before.

False, I'm visiting her at home right now. Although I do rarely phone her. TPBM would one day like to punch a bear in the face.

Heh, see you know what I'm talking about. :-) As we all know, when it's time to negotiate with an art dealer, it's time to whip out your junk. Love a bit of Lazlow.

Oh thanks for telling me. I hoped they'd be gone by the time I returned home. Fields across the road is fine for me, won't have children go karting all about the car park any more. I hope they tidied their litter at least. Wouldn't have minded as much if it weren't for the fact that that place is a wildlife sanctuary. Nothing like leaving your house in the morning and seeing a deer 30 feet away from you. On a completely unrelated note, when I was holidaying in Brasov with a friend, we had a wolf trot past us in the street. Bizarre.

Not so much a podcast as more of an internet stream, but I know an ace one. The Lazlow show. Basically the dude from the GTA radio does his own live radio show every month or so, and its hella funny. You can get it at his website lazlow.com.

Once saw a fox come out of the University's MacRobert car park and cross King Street. There's also quite a few at the wildlife nature reserve next to Lidl (King street again) Few deer as well. Or at least there would be if there wasn't FUCKING GYPSIES LIVING THERE RIGHT NOW! I hope they're gone soon...

And that's just his influences, btw.

More from David Thorne. Spoiler due to size. From: David Thorne Date: Wednesday 30 September 2009 6.04pm To: Peter Williams Subject: Inspection Report Dear Peter, Thankyou for the surprise inspection and invitation to participate in the next. I appreciate you underlining the text at the bottom of the page which I would otherwise have surely mistaken for part of the natural pattern in the paper. I was going to clean the apartment but had so many things on my 'to do' list that I decided to treat them all equally and draw pictures of sharks instead. I have attached one for your honest appraisal. Regards, David. From: Peter Williams Date: Thursday 01 October 2009 9.41am To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Inspection Report David I recommed you take this matter more seriously. You were sent notice of the inspection as part of our normal procedure. In addition to the cleaning, the light fitting in the lounge room is broken and the apartment smells of smoke. Peter From: David Thorne Date: Thursday 01 October 2009 10.26am To: Peter Williams Subject: Re: Re: Inspection Report Dear Peter, The light fitting was the victim of a toy lightsabre being swung in a space too small to do the same with a cat. I dodged a leaping double handed overhead attack and the fitting, being fitted, didn't. I will grab a matching replacement $12 fitting from IKEA the next time I require a tiny ironing board or glass tea light. The smell you mistook for cigarette smoke was probably just from the fog machine. Each Tuesday I hold a disco in my bedroom with strobe lighting and special guest. As my wardrobe door has a large mirror on it, it looks like someone is dancing with you. I once dressed as a lady and it was almost exactly what I imagine dancing with a real lady would be like. Unfortunately, I kept worrying about falling, hitting my head and being found dressed that way so she left after only a few dances and a brief kiss. You should come one night, it will be a dance spectacular. I imagine you are probably a good dancer because you are small and the smallest member of the Rocksteady Crew was definitely the best one. Regards, David. From: Peter Williams Date: Thursday 01 October 2009 1.16pm To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Re: Re: Inspection Report David I do not appreciate being called small and being sent stupid drawings of me being eaten by a shark. The apartment is to be cleaned and reinspected in two weeks time. You cant have a fog machine or anything like that at the apartment in case the smoke damages the walls. Peter From: David Thorne Date: Thursday 01 October 2009 4.02pm To: Peter Williams Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Inspection Report Dear Peter, I apologise for mentioning your smallness. It must be a subject most people you know avoid. Was it the Rocksteady Crew comment or the fact that the shark was actually very small in the picture, making you, in comparison, the size of a very small fish? I have attached a revised version which you can print out, pin to your cubicle wall, look at whenever you are feeling down and think "That Volkswagen looks way too small for me to get into, I must be huge." Regards, David. From: Peter Williams Date: Thursday 01 October 2009 5.12pm To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Inspection Report David Do not send me anymore drawings. I am not joking. I am keeping a record of everything you send just so you know. If the apartment is not clean when we reinspect in two weeks time, we will consider terminating the lease as we have also had ongoing noise complaints regarding the premises. Peter From: David Thorne Date: Thursday 01 October 2009 6.27pm To: Peter Williams Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Inspection Report Dear Peter, Yes, I find loud music helps me relax while I clean as the music distracts me so much that I stop cleaning. Which is relaxing. I will probably get onto it this week though as I do not wish to be evicted. I have developed a severe case of agoraphobia and residing in an apartment where I can reach all four walls while standing in the one spot brings me a feeling of security and the daily culling of plague proportion cockroaches gives me something to do in my spare time. I class the eighteen cans of surface spray I use per week as sporting equipment. I purchased one of those electronic things that plugs into the wall which is meant to scare cockroaches by sending a pulse through the apartment wiring but while it has reduced the numbers, it seems others have evolved to feed off the electrical signal, increasing their size. I am using one as a coffee table in the lounge and two smaller ones as side tables in the bedroom. They would probably be susceptible to carbon monoxide poisoning though so I will try running a hose pipe from my car exhaust to the apartment, closing the windows and leaving the vehicle running overnight. It is apparently an odourless gas so should not prove an issue for my son's cub group sleepover. Also, I read somewhere once that cockroaches can survive a nuclear attack so I have been collecting the dead ones and intend to glue several thousand to the walls thereby ensuring my survival should Cyberdyne Systems become self aware between now and when the lease runs out. Regards, David. From: Peter Williams Date: Friday 02 October 2009 10.18am To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Inspection Report I am not going to waste my time reading any more of your stupid nonsense. Clean the property or we will terminate the lease - the choice is yours. Do not email me again unless it is of a serious matter. Peter From: David Thorne Date: Friday 02 October 2009 10.36am To: Peter Williams Subject: Nom nom nom

Shadow of the Vampire = class. Has William DeFoe as Nosferatu.

The Brian Jacques books. Anything with rodents weilding swords and killing each other between singing about food has to be good.

Spent my night in A&E, girlfriend passed out standing up while in taxi rank, fell backwards and smacked her head off the ground. Dunno where it came from, cause she wasn't drunk. A&E was obviously busy as hell. She's fine now though, which is good. Apparently there was some guy in a lion suit who was passed out, and the doctors cut his suit off of him. His girlfriend was going nuts shouting at them, lol.

I suggest you try the Uni. If you go into the music building, (MacRobert building), and ask at the reception the nice lady there might send an email round the students. There should be plenty cello players there, but whether any would want to join a band is another question. They get paid well enough in orchestras and such like.

My favourite restaraunt in Aberdeen has to be Sai Gon on Crown Terrace, but be warned, it's quite expensive. The only reason I've experienced it is because my Dad has taken me there and got work expenses to pay for it. I'm not sure what the prices are the now, but its somewhere between 20 and 25 pound for the all you can eat menu, which is excellent, because they cook the dishes, not premade like Shitty Chungs. Usually its like a huge starter platter, duck pancakes, then whatever you want from the menu. Another good restaraunt is La Bamba, also on Crown Terrace. Excellent mexican or texan food, and last time I went, a hen night was there and they were dancing on their tables. It had quite an amazing atmosphere at the time. Quite loud though.

The note we had for Scotch Ale was "Tasty Fruitcake", I remember that one. That was a fun night. Running into Moorings singing "Moorings, punt a c*nt" and then you, Stu, and Kyle running across the bar in your boxers at closing. Fun times.

Really? Pretty sure I went through every single page of this thread and didn't see it... Oh well.