Moose

I appreciate and respect you but I must say that is complete wank. In my opinion it is the minority - of my friends and acquaintances at least - that don't work and sit around all day. I have to get work of every so often to play gigs I'll admit, but the rest of my Monday to Sunday is so packed up that I feel I can justify having some fun. Indeed, I turn down playing football a couple of times a week because I am working or have coursework or lectures to to brush up on, in fact today I let my team mates down mby not playing in our important last match of the season because I am at university to get a good degree and at least attempt to improve my employability. In fact, I have been in the library from ~9am - 10pm all of this week (whilst working split shifts throughout the day) to get coursework done that I havn't quite had the time to do and wont have time to do this weekend due to other committments. This is why "student bashing" offends me: because I feel like I work my fucking balls off and rarely have time to sit down and take a break. I suggest you look for new accommodation or complain about your flatmates, they sound totally shit. Disclaimer: I do sometimes watch the tele or play the x box...

I feel stupid now, sorry.

Your full of poo. Pretty much every student I know has a part time job, a couple even have full time jobs. You are fully correct that the ones that are campaigning are, for the most part, tossers, however some of them are talking some sense and some of them are geniunely hard working, lovely people. I wont be voting (in the student election!) as I just don't care, although I know that equal opportunities and AUSA presidents have made a big difference to a lot of peoples academic lives. Furthermore, the only thing worse than students talking about how they hate students are tourists talking about how they hate tourists so just stop that. Basically, I cannot ascertain what you do that makes you an exception to the student population from my own experience; other than people I know like to have fun playing sports in their spare time...

I don't condone their methods, I am sick to death of them myself, but of the 3 people I know running for various things this year, none of them are what you might describe as "Proper studenty types" (i.e. lazy). Ciara Ryan for instance is often up at 5am in the morning to cycle down to the Dee for rowing practice. She does this 5 times a week as well as various races around Britain. While doing this she holds down a job at Soul working as a waitress, is currently writing her thesis (and in general tries really hard with her uni work). On top of all this she still manages time to do this campaign and see her boyfriend/friends on a regular basis. The girl sleeps 5 hours a night. Anyway, just sayin. I tend to lie and say the I've already voted and they leave you alone.

Being friends with Eugene Dadi on facebook. Yas.

OMFG, these are so ace. MORE!!!!!

Just came across these now. Fucking ace!!!

I think this is pretty good. Sounds like fun.

When you pour an amazing combination of cereal in the morning (this morning it was a bed of Dorset Cereal, a thin layer of All Bran, topped with Crunchy Nut Cornflakes) then realise there is no milk and that you don't have time to go to the shop to get milk. I must have woken up on the wrong side of bed this morning but this was nearly the end for me. I was so fucking angry. The worst part is, because the cereals were mixed in the bowl I couldn't put them back in a box because the box would then contain cereals that do not belong to it and that is not fucking cricket. I also didn't have any other food other than a tub of Philadelphia Cheese and some Co-op's Truly Irresistible pasta sauce. I would have needed the A-Team to fashion a breakfast out of that. This has been a shit day.

The use of "pants" instead of "trousers" or "breeks." Pants go under the trousers, k?

We were all very close to each other. Trust no-one.

My people will speak to your people and Neil's people to see what we can make of this. I think we're on to something. We will have to act quickly though in order to keep it topical. How long will this ash be about for?

This gives you an absolute winner of an opportunity to arrive at the last minute, against all odds, on a pegasus or something. Honestly though, it could be like the end of the best rom-com ever. They will be waiting for you and you bride will look beautiful (of course) but apprehensive and a bit sad. All of a sudden, a one engined plane will block out the sun, the music stops, and everyone squints their eyes to see what is coming, the mood is tense. The plane flies low over the trees and towards where the ceremony is being held, but wait, who is that dangling from the plane? "It's Uncle Neil!" says your nephew Bobby Your wife to be is in awe. "It can't be. It just can't." You fly over the guests and leap of the plane, who by the way is being piloted by Don Cheadle. He was an ex-boyfriend of your wife and was originally trying his hardest to stop the marriage, however during your gruelling journey to stop the wedding (in Don's case) and to make the wedding (in your case) you become friends and Don acquiesces to your logic and uses the knowledge he has gained from his three flying lessons to get you their on time. You emerge from a nearby lake as the guests run over to greet you: "Sorry to drop in on you like this" Your fiancee doesn't know whether to slap you or kiss you. She kisses you. You get married etc and as you get in to the car to go on your honeymoon you see Don from a distance. He gives you a knowing nod and walks away. Your stare lingers on his position for a moment until Mrs Neil grabs you into the car. You drive into the sunset as the credits begin to roll. Anyway, just a thought.

I just noticed this as well and was about to post it in pet hates! This is disgraceful but in no way out of the ordinary for the Vatican. It is so immoral that they are trying to use the downfalls of the catholic church to further berate a minority that they have always opposed and hated. The only link I see between these revelations of paedophilia among priests is between catholocism and paedophilia, not homosexuality. I'm not insinuating that paedophiles are all catholic, its just that in this case the only two things these disgusting bastards are for certain are paedophiles and catholic priests (priests for the most part anyway). How could they possibly have thought these statements would take the blame away from them as an institution.

I like Dom's beard the best. Exciting!

What was the first act called? I would like to marry her right now please. She was amazing. Deportees were bloody sensational again. That full on, pop-folk git ("Death/Birth of Industry"?) should be number one for the rest of the year and its not even their best song. Mightly impressed again chaps. Stornaway were ok, I could have given them more of a chance but they didn't really grab my attention terribly much. Hadn't heard much of them in the first place though which is maybe why. There were too many chatty folk in Snafu last night which was a bit annoying but whatchagonnado?

Well, I have work on my birthday at 0830 so might not be out terribly late. I just want to be friends.

The only thing Deportees lack is sex appeal. I'll be there on Sunday if Shaki comes to as I have no-one else to go with. I'll be 22 on the 12th so everyone can buy me a pint at midnight.

So really, how was it? I saw the first couple and I don't find it funny any more... Its a shame. The drummer needs to learn how to hit his snare drum.

Probably Neo vs Morpheus. When I first went to see that film I was only 11 or so and I knew nothing about it. When I saw that I thought it was the coolest fighting ever! Also, the foyer scene from the first movie. Or Neo vs Smith in the subway. Or any fight from the first one... The worst is Neo vs Smith's final battle. What a load of bollocks.

Carson Wells are playing next door with The Ocean Fracture, Jairus and Maths. That's right, a band called Maths who play math rock. How clever. Anyway, if you get bored, come next door!! Yas.

Mika Hakkinen is not Japanese. He is Finnish.

That wasn't even bad in a good way. What a load of dickheads. Is that the chap from Lost Prophets contributing vocals at one bit? What a complete wanker.

"as many angles as an investigative journalist" - brilliant. Ta very much to Nef C. The first review and all very positive!! I like your ridiculous use of english. I thought Ross Sutherland were a rugby team I used to play against when I was 16. They were/are from Dingwall I would imagine.

Why are all women called Lucy really pretty?