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No way. I have a girlfriend and I can't speak to women without insulting them, especially if they are pretty. I was just making conversation. Rad.

The new match.com one is utterly nauesiating. A pair of cunts.

I gave you a really nice reply to your first comment which was written in a kind of 21st century, SMS language. Thusly I replied in a joking way as if I thought you were a bit simple. It was a fun time, the little joke we had. Anyway, I asked you who the hottie was and you never got back to me so I didn't reply to your second comment as I was hurt. So there, yeh Coont.

I want to cuddle all the members of Min Diesel at the same time. Especially Zippy. He has a kind face. I'm looking forward to reading reviews; the more ridiculous metaphors the better.

What member of Min Diesel gives the best head? Discuss.

I would kiss Zola. I would kiss him right on his lips. that lovely little man. Benni McCarthy was a shit signing evidently. He requires my very own tutelage to shine. Benni McCarthy, his surname's McCarthy.

No comment.

I've gone off ShutterSpeed. Way too over-hyped.

Yas. I want one, I want one!

I look sexy with stuble.

Like the end of Doberman: "that's us done."

I'm away for 12 hours and there are 766 replies. What the hell...?

Try sitting behind it. I always find that helps when playing.

http://www.faqs.org/photo-dict/photofiles/list/749/1168penny.jpg When will this happen?

I've listened to Long and Lonesome Road three times in a row.

Thanks for clarifying that.

Shutterspeed are grunge.

Agreed. I can't stop laughing right now.

It reminded me of this: YouTube - Creed Shreds! Funny Sounding Vocals!

I was literally just about to mention this. I hate that sleezy fox bastard and his shit suits. If he's a fox, why is he such a player? Foxes can't even speak. The more I think about this, the more I realise I hate adverts in general. Even the "clever" ones, for instance the Honda one with the parts of a car setting of a chain reaction. Speaking of chain reactions, that guiness one with the dominos can fuck off. So can the merecats and the moonpig and all the fucking toothpaste. What is this "active oats" bollocks in the Scot's Porridge Oats one all about. What a load of shit. Audrey Tautou in the Coco Channel one though... That is amazing. Absolutely astonishing. Claudia Winklemin and Richard Hammond are totally shit and I hate them. Jimmy Carr's face. Finally, James Corden is the world's least funny cunt. What an asshole. What a cunt faced prick.

Carson Wells Photos | Facebook This page is largely based around me being a dick and complaining about kites. I enjoy annoying Huw you see but he doesn't get annoyed by me.

Really...?

P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Sean John to buy Crystal Palace?!? Sky Sports | Football News | Championship | Crystal Palace | Rapper interested in Eagles

Maths...

Deportees are my favourite band in Aberdeen just now. They are also the best. I recommend going to see them... I have not missed a single gig of their's yet, not because my girlfriend's flatmate is Christy's girlfriend, but because they are that damn good. I nearly didn't go to this as I am short on cash but I am glad I did. The keys finally came through, thay had not done so at the two prior Drummonds gigs, and it made it all even better! Listen to this review as it is very accurate. It is a shame Christy is a cunt.