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Antonio Valencia is my favourite player right now. He is fucking class. Sorry to jump on the Man U vs Milan game topic so late but I really think Milan were awful. I was hoping for a good ein but I kind of lost interest after two goals. I've barely missed a televised Man U game this season as they are bloody brilliant to watch and I like so many of their players: Evra, Fletcher, Rooney, Vidic and of course Valencia. With that said, I really hope Arsenal win the Champions League. I'll also stick my neck out and say they have every chance of doing so if they keep up a similar form as their game against Porto. Anyone looking forward to the games this weekend? I think Man U vs Fulham will be good. 3-1 Man U with a Rooney hat-trick; all assisted by Valencia.

Christ, thanks for reminding me.

While I probably have not listened to Blink 182 for - well - a while, I will be attending this. I would have loved to have seen them live 5 years ago so I owe it to my young self. In fact, I am going to listen to Enema of the State right now.

Brilliant tunes! Enjoying them a lot, come and play in Aberdeen soon.

I play in a band with two girls. They are called Huw and Ross. Sorry.

Cheers chaps. Keep it coming/offer us a gig. Anyone?

About three fiddy....?

He and - presumably - his son and his grandchildren came into the Banchory Golf Club once when I was working as a waiter. They sat down and had a meal but he just had a bacon roll and a coffee. He also insisted that the coffee was in a mug and not one of our generic tea cups so I gave him the chef's mug. She was delighted. When he paid up he said "Thanks a lot kid" and put 2.50 in my hand as a tip. I was super chuffed! After this I left school on the road to becoming a professional footballer. There was a montage. Very nice bloke, Dennis Law.

Kitey has joined the family too. Do you want to join the band as a second drummer?

I enjoyed the gig, however I really did not like Moon Unit. I just found it very self indulgent and it just went nowhere. The drummer was fucking unreal but I just felt it may as well just have been him playing with out the horrible, shrill noises over the top. Pointless. Kuda was/were brill, if not my cup of tea, and Copy Haho are just a really great band. I would like to see them again soon.

I know plenty of folk like that, myself included. I just hate bumping in ti people I know in general, unless they are a friend. If I was friends with them from a job I had about a year ago and I bump in to them: that is the worst case scenario that can come from leaving my house. Generally I just cross the road or pretend to be on the phone or something.

I don't have a vagina but sometimes, when I am lonely, I wish I did.

Worst was definitely The Bobbin. It was normally busy and therefore tiring and the pay was ridiculous, like 4.80 or something, and I just didn't have good enough "banter" for the other staff members. I often have nothing at all to say you see, which leads to most of what I say being utter shite. There were some great lads too like Davy from Crashdown: loon. Banter... no, just no. Best: working for Banchory Contractors as a labourer for the summer of 2008 was fucking ace. I just lifted granite and broke stuff. Absolutely ace. The chat was predominantly centered around speaking bollocks as well which suited me perfectly. On rainy days we would smoke fags all day and get paid. My current job at the University of Aberdeen is pretty sweet also. Good pay and short hours, great.

Midnight Organ Fight: I love it but I do have to be in the mood for it. His lyrics and voice go together tremendously in my opinion. My favourites are Poke, Head Rolls Off and of course Modern Leper. I actually am yet to hear there ealier stuff - is it just the one album before MOF? - and this stuff on myspace bu plan to when I have a long enough gap to do so.

...and the myspace link The Scandal Extracts on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s, Pictures & Music Downloads I am thick as mince like.

"A three piece pheonix from the indie rock flames" - apparently! We used to be in the band Static in the City, this is our new band The Scandal Extracts, influenced by the likes of Sebadoh, Pavement, The National and Pearl Jam. These are some tracks we recently recorded at Captain Tom's so please have a listen and tell us if you like it or not please. Pleease. Cheers Dallas

My flat mate has a copy on his computer. It is so fucking good but genuinely, very fucking difficult to watch from start to finish.

I very rarely felt nervous in the past, even if I knew we were going to play shit. With Carson Wells I feel nervous because its the first band that I really, really care about and because I am generally hanging on for dear life to play everything correctly. Huw and Ross are slave drivers. If I play badly they burn me with white hot fire pokers then rub salt and vinegar on my open wounds. Huw is the worst for this though. At practice they put me in a cage and don't let me out till they are happy with my drumming. Usually I am just wondering if any of the women at the gig think I'm like, totally the hottest member of the band and if I will get a boaby suck at the end of the night. I feel like a hybrid of the Karate Kid when he wins at the end of the first movie - except he didn't get a boaby suck - and Tarzan's first boner. That is pure elation my friends. When I play badly I cry and get tortured, which is not good.

I have recently noticed that I make a Doctor Zoidberg-esque "woop woop woop" noise whenever I am crossing a road and a car is coming and I have to dash to avoid getting run over. I also make the Final Fantasy 7 jumping sound effect every time I jump.

Yeah, I have a real hatred for him and his face... and, in fact, Liverpool in general. N'zonzi is ace. Lucas is a willy.

When playing Fifa 10/ Footy Manager I always make up relationships with all my players and give them back stories in my head. I might suddenly decide to get rid of a star player because he missed training for a week and such like, even though its all in my head. This often effects my team selection in Fifa as I will give a lot of the squad players a game even though my best players could easily play the game. There's no other way for me. I also practice the drums using my thumbs as drum sticks and then the tip and all three joints of my index fingers as drums or cymbals. The tip on my left finger is always my snare and the first joint of my right finger is always my hi-hat. Other joints change between toms and a variety of cymbals depending on the song. This has actually been an effective way of practicing the drums in the last 3 years that I've been unable to just practice on my own.

I don't think he should be stopped from playing football. That is ludicrous.

I think he should have been dropped by England. Sleeping with a team mate and friends girlfriend is just not cricket. If someone from my intra-murial team slept with someone else on the team's girlfriend I would expect him to be told to get tae. This is obviously the complete opposite side of the spectrum from the england national side in terms of quality and interest etc. but I think the fact that it is such a high profile situation means that he should be taught a lesson. John Terry is an irresponsible cunt and should have been shown the door from the England team when this all came out. Wayne Bridge may be 2nd or 3rd choice at left back but one would expect him to be in the England set up for the majority of games. What would have happened if Terry had boned Wayne Rooney's wife? Terry would have been shown the door. Also, as mentioned earlier, if Wayne Bridge had dicked Terry's wife he would have been chucked. Basically, I think John Terry is a cunt and he can fuck off. But, again, I don't care about the England football team.

Mine HAS to be a multiple of 5. I have also started trying to sing country style close harmoies along with pretty much every song I listen to right now.