Lemonade

Well it was on sale for a fiver, and I thought I'd give them one last chance to impress me. Apart from Movin On Up, and maybe Rocks, Primal Scream's "Greatest Hits" is a big pile of shit.

That was very weird.

This is the funniest thread I've ever read - a hearty thumbs up to all involved!

What do you say to a woman who has two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Trifle H. Ric Pear. Ba-quiche-ta. Crisps-ty Hemme. Kurt Spangles. Simon Bean. Hubba Bubba Ray Dudley Michael Cola Rob Van Spam Undercaker Flan-dmaster Sexay

I'd just like to say, before anyone else does, that that's the worst fucking drawing of a pig I've ever seen.

I cant draw Toward the middle, you are a realist. Facing front, you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions. With few details, you are emotional and naive, they care little for details and are a risk-taker. With 4 legs showing, they are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals. The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better. You drew medium sized ears, you are a good listener The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. And again more is better! You drew medium sized tail

These days I tend to stand about a quarter of the way back just behind all the jumping people. Perhaps I'm just getting old and boring but I like to actually watch the band now instead of jumping about and worrying about getting crushed.

Meredith Brooks - "Blurring The Edges" Aerosmith - "Permanaent Vacation" (I have all their albums and this is a really bad one) Happy Mondays - "Yes Please" Yes - "Tormato" Lemon Jelly - "64-95" Alanis Morrisette - "Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie" (how did she manage to follow up such an amazing album with such a shite one?) Pearl Jam - "No Code" (I love Pearl Jam but this is their "permanent vacation") Pink Floyd - "The Division Bell" (the sad demise of a once innovative, exciting, incredible band into middle age mediocrity) (Though in saying that, Floyd rule!) Primal Scream - "Dirty Hits" (I hate Primal Scream) Razorlight - "Up All Night" (A poor mans Libertines, damn you NME for making me part with 12 on your recommendation) Gwen Stefani - "Love Angel Music Baby" (Damn you Q, see above)

I was crowd surfing at Skunk Anansie in the Music Hall in 1996 and as I got near the front some girl decided not to put her hands up and I got dropped right on my head. As I was lying on the floor I was worried about getting trampled on because it was so crushed and I had no room to get up, so I reached up to ask her to help me to get up, stupid bitch just started jumping up and down and lotsa people were stepping on me. Some guy behind her eventually helped me up, had a few bumps and bruises but nothing too painful, was pretty scary though being trampled on. Later on in the gig I accidentally headbutted her and broke her nose. I felt a bit guilty but sort of justified at the same time.

I've only got one Bosstones album (Lets Face It) but I love it, I'd be there for sure mofos.

In days gone by I would have given you a scene point for having a Dr Zoidberg avatar.

Why does everyone have an avatar of some guy in a red poncho? Is there some kind of back story to this that I missed?

The Cobra Kai in South Park

Cancel that I'm just being simple - will post results soon!

How did you line them up like that? I can only do one guy at a time

Really? I didn't know that. *starts up Limewire*

Ok Part 1 was in February ( http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21134 ), but never mind. 20 new questions, no googling please.... 1 - My mother say that it's alright / My mother says that's the only life / So do it right 2 - I need some fucking pills to bring me down / What's the crime if I snort a line 3 - There's gonna be a pool of blood on the dancehall floor 4 - All I wanted to say / And all I gotta do / Whod I do this for / Hey, me or you 5 - Looks like were in for nasty weather / One eye is taken for an eye. 6 - Far across the moonbeams / I know that's who you are 7 - drink up, baby, stay up all night / the things you could do, you won't but you might 8 - She forgot all about the library like she told her old man now 9 - Life is unfair, so I just stare at the stain on the wall where / The TV'd been, but ever since we've moved in it's been empty 10 - I'm sitting in a honky in Chicago 11 - Now once, I was downhearted / Disappointment was my closest friend 12 - There was a checkpoint charlie / He didnt crack a smile 13 - I always flirt with death / I look ill, but I don't care about it (anyone who says Blink 182 gets killed) 14 - Finger tingle got that feelin' / Ya just touched the Sistine ceilin' 15 - Where I come from isn't all that great / My automobile is a piece of crap 16 - You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip, / Skip out for beer during commercials, 17 - I know that I've been drunk a thousand times / these should be the best days of my life 18 - Weve got a fantasy affair / We didnt get wet, we didnt dare 19 - Could taste your sweet kisses, your arms open wide / This fever for you was just burning me up inside 20 - And I keep on running from the blood on my hands / The battle is won but will it ever end Good Luck!

It would be, I would also be very happy if that happened to Neil Lennon or Fernando Ricksen, or that big fat bastard who plays at the back for Caley Thistle who's name I can't remember, but he kicked lumps out of our players in the boxing day match.

I have two pink shirts.

People who approach a roundabout and don't indiacte to show they are turning left. I then assume they are going straight on and don't pull out, only for them to turn left and me to get pissed off. Use your indicators please boys and girls.

People who use 'of' instead of 'have' eg: That must of hurt.