Lemonade

Fuck I missed out a MAJOR one, probably my all time pet hate People dropping litter I walked behind some stupid bitch on Union street the other day for about 100 metres and watched her drop first, her empty chicken mcnuggets box, then take out a hamburger and drop the McDonalds bag it came in, then eat the burger and drop the wrapper. I noted that she walked past 3 bins between McDonalds and the Indoor market where she went into. I felt like fucking slapping her.

Perhaps I am just getting cantankerous in my old age, but here's my top ten all time pet hates in no particular order (please add your own so it's not just me who's being grumpy) 10 - People who chew food with their mouth open and make that disgusting smacking sound. 9 - People who cough without covering their mouth. 8 - People who put sweetie papers in ashtrays, guaranteeing small fires every time I put a fag in there (bins are for paper, ashtrays are for ash) 7 - People who do loud exagerrated burps - disgusting and unnecessary. 6 - People shouting at staff because they didn't get their own way in shops / cafes / bars etc. 5 - People who don't say please and thank you - basic manners. 4 - People who overuse the word 'cunt'. 3 - People who gel their hair forward - it goes that way anyway - why the gel? 2 - People who rip the flap off my Rizla packet for roaches - that's what the phone book is there for! 1 - People who can't let you finish a sentence without talking over you. Again, basic manners.

Just saw on the website that they are playing, I used to quite like their silly pop punk - anyone going? *Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man.........*

Surprised to see Justin Henin Hardenne go out in the first round. However since she looks like Ross from Moshulu in a skirt, I'm not that upset

They generally call me Little Cunt.

Next person who calls Richard 'Dick' gets a 3D through a table that's on fire. "Drahcirv1 - Get the tables!"

I don't Henman's ever going to win anything, he's simply not good enough. Agree about Johnny Mac, the man's a legend, could do with more characters like him on the court these days.

What a stupid name - you couldn't have just got RichardV1?

Can you say 'high horse'? I am not a supporter simply because I choose not to be and if you don't like it you can kiss my big white arse.

Over here Richard!

Lame ass costumes ahoy! Bubba Ray Dudley (he didn't find dungarees so went with cut off combat trousers) Farooq (as predicted, Stu in an APA T-Shirt) A random Argentinian bloke John Cena (looking more like Scotty 2 Hotty ) Yes we are losers but we had fun!

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Apologies if these are all really huge, but I'm too lazy to resize them all. I got photos of everyone that was there, and a few action shots, about 50 in total, if anyone forgot their camera or something or wants copies I could probably manage to put a CD together for them, free of charge cos I'm that kinda guy.

The council are chopping down the trees outside my house. I like trees.

Highlight for me was the crowd chanting "You suck dick!" at Kurt Angle.... and his "your mother taught me how!" retort was pretty good.... for Kurt....

I'm going, with signs albeit not funny ones. However I am going dressed as John Cena! And my boss is going as 'vintage' bubba ray dudley, complete with tie-dye T-shirt and broken glasses and dungarees (provided he managed to find some dungers in town today) My mate Stu is said to be going as Farooq, but it'll probably just be Stu in an APA T-shirt.

I remember Kai chuntering about this one day about a year back, but I don't think it ever actually happened - I've never had a subway but I'll have a go at 5'7 worth. Though i generally fill up on two bits of toast, hence my skeletal appearance. In fact that reminds me I haven't eaten since thursday...

I debuted my new doo at the Cream thing at the Ministry on Sunday night, I got talking to exactly two people, the first was a gay guy hitting on me, the second was a girl who opened the conversation with "Hey are you gay?". Perhaps I should change the title of this post to "Dear God I've turned into a gayer!!!!!"

it's the style that does it, that was the hairdressers work, now I've got it decent and spikey it looks better.... She had big breasts so I didn't complain.

I can't believe 1 haircut and a change of shirt can transform someone from loveable hippy to bovva boy quite so dramatically. These pictures were honestly taken about 2 hours apart Hippy Ned Truly disturbing.

Great photos amy, nice one :up: