Lemonade

Ladies and gentleman, I give you....

*switch on 14 year old girl mode* OMG! I wud like so totally go just cuz bam might be there and omg he's like so fit and he might like see me & shag me! kisses elwood x x x x tb

I went there every friday (and most saturdays) from back when it reopened as Moshulu (2001?), until December last year, and to be honest I got sick to the fucking back teeth of the place, and I have only been in once this year. I think it's a good club, but after nigh on 4 years of the same faces, the same songs, the same everything I just couldn't face it anymore. My ex who I broke up with in January goes there most weekends, which was my excuse to stop going I go to Exodus most Fridays now, which suits me better as I prefer the music there too.

Or just get software cracks off the internet and lie about it.

I hate flying. I'm going to Ibiza in a few weeks and I'm shitting it about the flight already. Last time I got on a plane in fact I was crapping it so much I actually crossed myself and prayed. Some atheist I am...

Boy it sucks

I haven't listened to this album since I lost my copy in 1998, and just got a new copy.... I'd forgotten how utterly amazing it is. It's worked it's way back into my top 5.

Exodus is the God of all nightclubs. I wasn't there saturday, but I was there Friday and had a fucking legendary night.

Robertsons make apricot jam, apricot is not a berry.

I saw Reel Big Fish a few years ago at Leeds and they absolutely fucking ruled. I'm sure it will be an excellent show.

I wou,d say 1 - yes 2 - yes 3 - yes 4 - yes. Thus marmalade is a jam, yes? I love marmalade. Elwood.

I had this argument at work about 2 weeks ago, and it's mentioned in Viz this month too. I think it is a jam, though cannot explain why it is not simply known as 'Orange Jam'.

I'd stalk Alicia Silverstone and The Man From Del Monte. That by the way is the funniest thing I have seen in my life

I have a fucking awful memory, and generally forget things as soon as they happen, but I'll try my best: Mankind v Undertaker Hell in a Cell (when Foley gets chokeslammed through the cage) Shelton Benjamin v Chris Benoit (Raw, 05) Hardy Boys vs Dudley Boys vs Edge & Christian, TLC 2 (1998) Undertaker vs RVD, hardcore championship, 98 (taker wins by chokeslamming RVD off a platform through a table, RVD sells it like he's been shot) Rock v Kurt Angle v Y2J v Stone Cold - First ever Undisputed championship, VEngeance 2001 Triple H v Cactus Jack, steetfight, Royal Rumble 2000 Mike Awesome vs Masato Tanaka - ECW one night stand, 2005 British Bulldog v Bret Hart, Summer Slam at Wembley Arena early 90s I'm sure I'll remember some more later. How about biggest let down? For me it's got to be Matt Hardy vs Jeff Hardy @ Vengeance 2001. I think they were trying to sell it like that neither guy could do anything his brother hadn't seen before, thus none of the moves were effective, but as it turned out they just did fuck all for 5 minutes, then Jeff hurt his knee and picked up a lucky pinfall. Terrible. They should never have split up the Hardys, neither of them work as well as singles wrestlers as they did as a tag team.

The bastards!

For 15 fucking quid and ninety pence, they better be fucking good! Why are the tickets so expensive?

I'm listening to Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables now. It kicks ass! Cheers folks

I don't know if I would go as far as to say I am ashamed to be British, but I do agree that it is a disgrace that good, innocent people are being hounded for what happened in London. Muslim groups have come out and said these people aren't real Muslims - they are killers and they have absolutely no connection to the many good, honest Muslim people living in the UK. It's a minority who are making this connection, a minority of brain-dead idiots and I would hope the people of Britain realise this. I had someone say to me yesterday 'it would never have happened if they didn't let these foriegn bastards into the country' - every other person in the room was disgusted by the comment, and rightly so. Groups like the BNP thrive of this sort of thing happened to get their racist, vile message across, but most people realise they are scum, as demonstrated by the many protests that take place during BNP rallies. I hate those bastards. Peace, Ryan

It seems unforgiveable, but I don't have a single Dead Kennedys album. What do people recommend I pick up?

Actually, yes.

Wow what a bunch of emo fags

Amy Winehouse - Take The Box

*dances*

Holy freakin' shit, Reel Big Fish are playing Moshulu?!?! How did I not know about that? I love Reel Big Fish... If I don't get tickets in One Up today I'm going to kill myself, no questions asked, just dead.

Beck - Guero Beck - Midnight Vultures Eels - Beautiful Freak Flaming Lips - Yoshimi Battles THe Pink Robots Kaiser Chiefs - Employment Manic Street Preachers - The Holy Bible NoFX - Punk In Drublic Rancid - Indestructible Snoop Dogg - Rythm & Gangsta Stiff Little Fingers - Inflammable Material Beach Boys - Pet Sounds Transplants - Transplants Dropkick Murphys - Blackout Mad Caddies - Just One More White Stripes - Get Behind Me Satan Pick of the bunch is Beck's new one, the turkey, unsurprisingly is Kaiser Chiefs.