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The AU Union on Littlejohn street doesn't require Student ID to get into as it's got a public house licence, the door staff can be a bit pernickity about it (though only in freshers cos it's busy), but by law they can't stop anyone coming in, anyway they don't start work till 9 so you can breeze in at 8.30 unchallenged and get utterly cunted on cheap booze: Mon & wed all drinks 1.50 Thu any spirit and mixer 1. plus you get the pleasure of getting served booze by me. Oh also every day 2 for 1 cocktails between 5pm & 7pm

Come to the Aberdeen Uni student union any night this week, I work in the bar, it's young fanny heaven.

A t-shirt from Ministry of Sound's website 6 packets of ready salted crisps a big jar of Nescafe a big tub of coleslaw 20 of diesel a bottle of engine oil Nuts magazine a mars bar a ministry of sound cd

At the risk of sounding like an Emo kid, anyone who doesn't find Coldplay's new song 'Fix You' beautiful and moving was born without a soul. In fact they are the devil. "When the tears come streaming down your face...... When you lose something you can't replace....."

Will everybody leave Coldplay alone! I didn't start this thread to have Coldplay insulted!

I think you get a guided tour of a chocolate factory with four other lucky chldren.

Ooooh, you're making me angry!

May I add scissor sisters to the list, I really really hate them.

1 - Embrace. Feel free to add your own.

If you throw a brick off the east side of the Eiffell tower, it will float in mid air. Something to do with air pockets or something.

I only got 16/20, which may go some way to explaining why I dropped out of my BA in English at RGU after 1 year. I got them all right except the 'what does this word mean?' questions. I got all of those wrong! "Homer sez increase your wordiness" "Marge, where do we keeps those things you use to..... dig... food?" "A spoon?"

It was a truly stupendous gig, The Fish rocked the place, though I had to leave before the end, and I guess missed some good stuff.

Erase Today regulalry calls in sick to work, and spends the day pleasuring himself.

I got the album today, it is very wonderful.

Possibly the worst name ever.

I burn at 48x, and I find it works fine on good quality stereos, but it wont play on little portable ones.

URGENT-GLASGOW EARTHQUAKE APPEAL. AT 11.25am ON THURSDAY 8TH SEPTEMBER 2005 A MAJOR EARTHQUAKE MEASURING 4.2 ON THE RICHTER SCALE EPICENTERED ON GLASGOW. Victims can be seen wandering around aimlessly muttering: Ah wiz shittin masel, ah need some jellies. The earthquake decimated the area causing approximately 30 worth of damage and unbelievable disruption was caused. *Many were woken before their giro arrived *Several priceless collections of momentos from The Balearics and Spanish costas were damaged *Three areas of historic and scientifically significant litter were disturbed *The cone fell off the head of the statue outside The Modern Art Gallery *Thousands are confused and bewildered, trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting has actually happened in Glasgow *One resident, Mary-Alice McGregor, a 17 mother of three said It was such a shock, little Chelsea came running into my bedroom crying. My two youngest, Tyler-Morgan and Shauni slept through it. I was still shaking when I was watching Trisha this morning. *Apparently though looting did carry on as normal *The British Red-Cross have so far managed to ship 40000 crates of Buckfast to the area to help the stricken masses *Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings including benefit books and jewellery from Argos. HOW CAN YOU HELP? Clothing is most sought after. Items required include:- Sovvy rings Baseball caps Shell Suits Tesco two stripe trainers White socks Chunky gold chains Food parcels may be harder to put together but are necessary all the same Required foodstuffs include:- Spam Buckfast Macaroon Bars Buckfast Pork Scratchings Buckfast Tripe and onions Buckfast *22p buys a biro for filling in a spurious compensation claim *2 buys chips, scraps and ginger for a family of four *10 can take a family to Coatbridge for the day where children can sniff glue and spike up among the national collection of stinging nettles.

Apparenty there's a video of it in existence somewhere, that I've never seen.

Dos Dedos, playing at their own funeral wake in Drakes was absolutely mind blowing. OK I might be slight biased, because I was playing in Dos Dedos at the time.... but I remember it being a fucking stormer. Drakes was absolutely packed to the rafters and people were being turned away, and we played a blinder.

I love that show, I've got all the DVD box sets. though I have to say that series 4 was really really poor compared to the other 3, pains me to say it but I can see why it got cancelled on the back of series 4.

Fantastic! Mike Myers was really squirming there...

I'll hold my hand up to that..... I like them. Musically they are top notch, but admittedly Mike Skinner's lyrics can be shite at times.

I was at the game, the atmosphere in Hampden was amazing.

Tho' we're apart, you're part of me still For you were my freedom on Blueberry Hill That doesn't even make sense Tho' we're apart, you're part of me still For you were my thrill on Blueberry Hill makes sense

It is Thrill, it sounds nothing like freedom, you mentalist.