Lemonade

It was a she, typical ayburdeen ned like min.

I found a big rip in my lucky pulling pants today. It may finally be time to retire them. They have served me well.

Thanks for that Sue. Though I was welcomed back about 10 minutes after getting into the city. I was walking up Union Street with my suitcase just after stepping off the bus from Glasgow, waiting at a traffic light for the green man to tell me to cross, and some 16 year old in a tracksuit pushing a buggy yells "Hemmin will ye get oot ma wey we yer fuckin suitcase like! Fucks sake!" And I thought..... Ah Aberdeen. How I've missed it.

Ditto with Knight Rider, that hasn't aged well at all. I still like Dukes of Hazzard and A-Team though, they both stood up to the test of time.

I saw pearl Jam in Glasgow a couple years ago, and the guy behind me sang along, badly, to every word of every song for the first five songs, so much so he was drowning out Eddie Vedder. I solved this problem by .............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. walking 20 yards so I was away from him. It's not rocket science people. If you get stuck behind someone talking, move!

My work, Holiday Inn @ Bridge of Don are looking for: receptionists, waitresses, cleaners, bar staff, and as of tonight a night porter because I'm quitting tonight. Send a CV there, they're so desperate they'd employ any old spazzie.

I love you. PS Dukes of Hazzard was my favourite show as a kid, and is still fantastic to this very day (I have the box sets!) tho I am worried Hollywood may have ruined the legacy of the show by making a crap movie.

And wow is it miserable being back in this cunt of a city.

Noooooo! Cut it! I grew mine for nigh on three years, then cut it, and cutting it is the best thing I ever did. Get rid of it....

See you all in a week! Elwood x

I actually have done that a few times, it's very weird, especially when stoned.

Dark Side of The Moon on headphones, and a big joint.

About 20 years ago my granny used to keep a huge supply of Kestrel in the cupboard for visitors, she was a smart old bird, no-one ever drank it so she never needed to replace it.

******************SPOILER ALERT****************** Do not read on if you don't want to know the outcome of one of the matches........ WWE have already put out the press release to the PPV TV channels with details of their next PPV (which they have to do 6 weeks in advance) - The next Raw PPV in September (I can't remember which one, Judgement day is in my head for some reason) is advertising it's main event as WWE Champion John Cena vs challenger Kurt Angle, so it looks like Y2J isn't getting the belt at Summer Slam. Word is Jericho is taking a few months hiatus after SUmmer Slam to concntrate on a Fozzy tour, while WWE try to rewrite his character.

It's on Box Office, costs 14.95

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Holiday Inn Bridge of Don (next door to AECC) - Night Porter, 5.12 an hour to drink tea and watch TV all night.

Get back to Ireland you tattie munching cunt.

I might be alone in this view, I'm Scottish but I would much rather stick with God Save The Queen, I'm very proud to be British and everytime I hear God Save The Queen I get goosebumps, the image of the Union Jack flying makes me feel so proud, I feel like if I was cut open I would bleed red white and blue. Rule Brittania.

As far as I'm concerned, they're Pearl Jam, everything they do should be fantastic. Anyone who can write tracks like Rear View Mirror, Daughter, Better Man and Alive are obviously gods, and should consistently achieve godlike status. Maybe my expectations of Pearl Jam are a LITTLE high, granted...

Yeah I know, but it doesn't excuse the fact that it's shit.

Pearl Jam: The evidence Ten (fantastically brilliant) Versus (brilliant) Vitalogy (very good) No Code (good) Yeild (not bad) Binaural (bad) Riot Act (shite) Lost Dogs (kill me)

Cool, I'll be going to that, see ya there! Mmmmmm....... Meg.........