Lemonade

I'm sorry, didn't she invite MTV cameras to follow her around for a year? I'd hardly call that snooping!

Ashley Simpson can fuck right the fuck off, I've seen her on that show newlyweds and I've never seen such a vapid, vain, airhead of a person in my life, she is a waste of body parts.

Stupid stuck up fucking bitch.

Bumpppppppppppppp

Your sister's a babe!

Hey there's me and drachcirv1 (you can't see but I'm carrying a golf bag full of weapons, hence the name)

I saw a guy once in his 50s with a really badly done home made tattoo, a love heart with an arrow through it, and "I LOVE YOU" written in the middle, just awful, and to top it off it was on the back of his hand where everybody could see it.

I'm going back to Ibiza next summer, I'll take it along and see if I can get you signed

I know a lot of people who went to Mintlaw Academy, I however went to Fraserburgh Academy.

Claire's sandwich shop on Diamond Street (just behind KFC) does absolutely the best bacon sandwiches you'll ever taste in your life.

I just ate a whole packet of Digestives by myself.

hopefully not too long as I still have to wash the greasey face paint and fake blood off my coupon, and I have to get up for work in 5 hours.

Dude I'm so wasted I can hardly see my keyboard, I'm full of beer, and your mum's car is broken as fuck.

Not a Sports Illustrated Football phone, swimsuit issue, and a video called 30 years of the Stanley Cup? I guess got sent to the wrong house.

there were some really ace costumes this year that people obviously put a lot of time and money into, kudos to all those who looked cool and original. However negative points to the 2000 or so people who went out as The Crow, get some imagination!

The best one I saw was a guy dressed as a zombie golfer called Happy Killmore.

I was at Moshulu and had a fucking great time. (if anybody saw, I was the zombie golfer Happy Killmore).

I snapped this one at Duthie Park (the joke being of course that the plant was missing and it looked like the sign was about the fork)

Fantastic!

I got a Dunlop golf bag from Cash Converters for 3 - beat that!

I'm going out this year as a zombie golfer, which should be suitably weird, only problem being I can't locate any white & black face paint.