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WTF you can bench press 25kg??? I'm so measly. I can only do 10kg! You think you look bad next to the buff guys Mneh

Have you seen his wee boy play footy? He's only a toddler and he can play better tan most of the spl!!

the one that agrees with me coz I'm god!

I have been mistaken for a boy many times in my life. One of my new frinds was looking at a photo of me my best mate and my ex and she said. Who's that guy, is that her boyf? He's cute. I replied with thanks... Hang on a minute... NO It's me you turd! Alsomust speak like a guy but I'm going to cry, Milner, Bob, anyone who knows me, can you please verify that I do not look like a boy and it's just god playing a mean trick on me... please.

I'm a girl. My boobie may be small,but I promise I'm a girl.

Okay not the biggest fan, but just spent a few (ahem) minutes of work time reading this thread and it made me think of two things to say 1) IT'S A GOAL FOR DUNCAN SHEARER, IT'S A GOAL FOR DUNCAN SHEARER. WLKING ALONG, SINGING A SONG, WALKING IN A SHEARER WONDERLAND 2) I used to fance Russell Anderson when he went to visit his granny who lived accross the road from me :O Incidently his last name is not anderson, that's his middle name,. or mothers maiden name or something.

Boobies Make Me Smile!

What was the point of this post again..... Oh yeah, I got confused by all the grammer talk. I'm 21 , went to Danestone Primary, Oldmachar academy then Dundee uni for a few years. Now working in a shitty job in Torry, waiting for my interview (fingers crossed) for the NHS.

Here's my very hipocritical opinion. I don't think the death penalty shoud be brough bac for all the reasons mentioned before, mistakes being made, makes us no better than them etc.etc. But when I hear about a child being raped especially (not saying anyother rape is justified) Then I cannot think about a punishment bad enough for that person, I sometimes even think that the death death penalty is too leniant, then I think about the amount of money being spent to keep then in a a prison with tv and meals and Rah arah rah, rant rant rant. Excuse me whilst a scream. AARRRRRRRGGGGH. Yeah. If anyone made any sense out of that please explain to others what I'm trying to say.

I just scored 888, man that fat bastard's a lightweight.

Hee hee hee. Very cool. This shall fill muchos a bored day at work!!!!

What? Are all you people insane? Squirrel pooisoning??? (cross betwwen squirrel poisoning and pooing - me so clever!) He died whilst fighting a zombified mummy called bubba hotep. Duh!!!

13 minutes of my life why WHY??? Oh yeah, I'm at work. Duely noted. Dance sections were entertaining. Mneh

I, and my teachers at school, thought I was perfectly capable of going into study medicine. I turns out that halfway through second year I suffered very badly from stress and failed my exams, being hospitalised for on set of them because the problem was so bad. I decided that, now that I knew I had this problem, I could redo the year and have a proper shot at the exams (was in hospital for first exams and let out not long before the resits). I studied hard but the problem never went away and I ended up dropping out of uni due to health reasons. Should I have to pay for my fees when I (technically) should've been capable of the degree and did not know that I wouldn't be able to finish it? If you don't think I should pay back my fees then there will be a cutoff for different people eg. someone suffering from a chronic disease... they knew they had it before, should they have to pay their fees back if they can't complete the course, what about people with the 'flu? I studied medicine so have no chance of taking a year out and starting the year again, if I wan't to do it again I have to start from the start. Would that be irresponsible on my part concidering my past, but then the possible benefits due to doctors fees (tax) and lack of doctors in the NHS could far outweigh the cost of training me.

I was at the hairdressers on Union Street and now I have a bald patch. Sob.