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I have to get changed at 7 dude! Like I'm going to be seen in public in a Holiday Inn uniform... Anyway I left at 7.10, the only good thing that happened this morning was getting to see the shocked look on a womans face when she tooted her horn at me and I rolled down the window and yelled FUCK YOU while giving her the finger. Oh and also the poop, which I'd held in for two hours was nice.

My journey home from work at 7am usually takes me 20 minutes, today it took 3 fucking hours! 2 of which I really needed a poop.

OK, first off, Fuck off Tim. Secondly, I think they're showing it at All Stars on Bridge Street.

True - Have given someone a black eye False - Have not spilt anything down my top. TPBM loves Emo.

False - I have the facial hair of a 15 year old girl TPBM has a crimnal record.

False - though a guy I know once got his dog to lick his bell-end. TPBM grew up on a farm, and ate freshly laid eggs for breakfast every morning.

False, I have a full complement of pubes. TPBM has in the past year, got so drunk they pissed the bed.

I've never played on a bill with a big name band, but I would say for me, Subsistence. At the Subsistence / Dos Dedos funeral service at Drakes they absolutely blew my fucking mind.

Neds can look attractive too, sometimes.

I like the Collins. And respect to anyone leaves their wife by fax.

Thank you.

That was really amazing, and relaxing, I could listen to it for hours.

I was at that gig, they were shit!

I'd just like to take this opportunitty to say that I am very sexy.

I got dirty last night, but that's because I drunkenly fell over on George Street and ended up on my back in a muddy puddle.

If someone, say myself for instance, accidentally deleted 3 months worth of weblog posts, and they aren't on the wayback machine, where might I find previous caches of websites?

Who would be your male/female equivalent?

My Life Anthem is Perfect Day by Various artists, which I hate, though the Lou Reed version is one of my favourites so I'll just pretend it's the Lou Reed version If I was in the US it would have been Candle in the Wind 97 by Elton cunting John.

If ever a thread was crying out to be closed it's this one.

My money would be on that guy who sits on a practice amp and just plays Wish You Were Here all day long. Has anyone ever seen the guy who stands outside Gap and plays nothing but Bob Marley songs? He's hardly ever there anymore, but that guy is brilliant.

http://www.thisdayinmusic.com/inner.php Mine was Pink Floyd another brick in the wall. Cool....

The album was 79, i think the single 'the wall part 2' was out in the first week of 1980 - how do I know this? Because it was at number 1 in the singles chart the day I was born in the second week of 1980.

I think I'm being a bit generous there, cos lets face it, he's shit on the records too. Oh I just thought of another one I LOVE Karen O from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs - what a voice that woman has... on the Fever To Tell album she can go from making me weep (Maps) to making me erect (Black tongue, Tick) in the space of two songs.

Just my 2 cents worth GOOD Mike Patton The guy from System of a Down Matt Bellamy (aka God) Neil Young Steven Tyler Jack White Scout Niblett Brian Wilson Lenny Kravitz Tom Petty Miho Hatori from Cibo Matto BAD Pete Doherty (loved the Libs but he can't sing worth a fuck) Christina Aguilera (her voice gives me a headache) Ian Brown (shite live) Anthony Keidis (ever seen the Chilis live? He can't even sing in tune) Guy from Less than Jake Mike Skinner from the Streets The Subways (both their voices piss me off)