Lemonade

I can vouch for this lock up, it's really good, spacious, good sound, and most importantly everybody respects other people's property and you can rest assured it wont get fucked about with.

I watched him and Chyna's porn video a couple of weeks ago! Man that's weird, the woman has a dick.

O yeah, that guy, I think his name is peter something, he ran for RGU student president when I was there, he didn't win, not that I bothered getting out of bed to vote mind you. But if I had it would have been for somebody else.

I agree. Kudos to them for trying something new, but admit it didn't work and get back to the good old squared circle please.

Its like WCW all over again in that shit old guys who can hardly wrestle any more (Nash, Jarrett, DDP) are the main title contenders, and the talented younger guys get stuck in the mid card. All we need now is for Hulk Hogan to join and get all his useless old mates jobs at the top end of the card ie Randy Savage, Jim Duggan, Ed Leslie.... then it really will be WCW all over again.

Maybe the song you mean is 'N Dey Say' by Nelly which samples 'True' by Spandau Ballet, it's all over the radio at the moment. Lots of Oooohs.

From thematthardy.com: Three days left Im gonna walk you guys through, day to day. Im unbelievably excited about my future, I hope you guys are as well. I wanted to respond to some of the feedback that I received (from angelicdiablo@earthlink.net) from my post yesterday. I am at point in my life where Ive decided Im not going to bow down for anyone anymore. Why? Because I dont have to. Fortunately, and I do thank Vince McMahon for thisIve been able to make a good and stable life for myself. I dont have to put up with the headaches anymore if I dont want to. I know after the last three months I will be just fine working for various wrestling promotions across the world. And as most of you know, it may not be too long before theres another wrestling promotion with some major TV time, The Nice Alternative to the WWE. The main thing I want in my life now is freedomfreedom to say what I want, freedom to think like I want, freedom to dress like I want, and freedom of creative control. Another big factor for Matt Hardy is THE MATT HARDY SHOWIve already invested so much time into this project, and Im not willing to give it up. It shouldnt take an ACE to figure that out. By the way, THEMATTHARDYSHOW.COM should be up and running next weekits going to be tremendously fun and entertaining. I also refuse to give up my websitemy direct line of communication between myself and the wrestling fans. Besides, you guys know how much of a mark I am for posting cryptic messages that make people think. Anyway, my point is that Im not going to make any rash, spur of the moment decisions about my future. Im in no hurry to make a long term commitment unless I know it is the absolute right thing for me. Im gonna ruffle some feathers and make some waves before I reenter the system. Like Ive said beforesometimes you have to fight the power to become the power. Damnit guys, I need a VACATION! To the people who either loved or hated the fact I called Amy a whoreheres the deal. I had attempted to be social with her, but it seems that our private conversations were spread to a certain person that I absolutely hate. His name starts with an F, ends with an S, and has a ECE in the middle. I found this out by speaking with the wife of this person I hate. So since Amy wanted to stooge off our private conversations with the enemy, I thought Id one-up herIll share the info with the world. Besides, thats kinda my gimmick nowmy life is an open book, and Im not afraid to call people out on the sh*t publicly. For almost six years, I was incredibly good to Amy, helped her immensely in her career, and wanted to have a family with her. Everyone knows how much she appreciated my devotion as evident by her lack of honesty and loyalty. So, if you were in my shoes, and the love of your life had an affair that personally and professionally screwed you overwouldnt you think only calling her a whore is being pretty generous? Anyway, the moral of the story is dont screw over anyone who is being good to you. If anything, be a man (or woman) and do the right thing, be truthful and honest about whatever your situation is and youll be much better off in the long run. The Matt and Jeff Hardy Ultimate Insiders DVD is going to be available in the next week or so from what I understand. I viewed the commercial for the DVD last night for the first time, and its definitely got me pumped to see the finished product. THE MATT HARDY SHOW is also scheduled to start next week, and I guarantee if youre a Matt Hardy fan you will love it. The show will be available via streaming video at THEMATTHARDYSHOW.COM. It is possibly the most exciting time ever in my life right now, and it all starts to unfold in three days. Be well, and until then Matt Hardy

My BIG hate of the moment, and I think someone has mentioned this earlier, are those absolute bastards from Shelter who stop you in the street. Today I got appraoched 3 times just walking between from Virgin on Union Street to the Holburn Junction. The first time, I was just walking up Union Street, minding my own business, enjoying the sunshine and the calmness, and this guy from Shelter pops out and says "Excuse me mate, do you have a minute to talk to me?". I was perfectly civil and polite and said "Sorry mate I don't have time to stop I've got to be somewhere", no dirty look, no malice, no anything I just wanted to get to where I was going, and politely, politely informed him of so. I even smiled apologetically. And the cunt yells from behind me "Oh right I've bet you've never been homeless have you?". Motherfucker tries to put a guilt trip on me for no reason other than that I didn't stop so he could ask me for money. That was an "Elwood tries and somehow manages to bite his tongue" moment. Cheeky bastard! A) I am perfectly within my rights not to stop and talk to you, for all you know I give money to every charity in Britain and already give to Shelter. B) My living arrangements are none of your business, whether I stay in a penthouse or on a park bench. Because of this idiot, I was an absolute cunt to the next two who asked me to stop - which I kind of feel guilty about now but I was in a good mood and that first guy just got me riled up. Elwood (for the record I've never been homeless)

Try Friends Reunited. They invite people to post class photos, there are some of my old school on there (Fraserburgh Academy) Elwood (Front row, 2nd from the right)

And at the end they're going to shell out $250,000, and pay the exorbiant wages of an airhead with no wrestling skills, who will disappear off screens as soon as her popularity has worn off (maybe a month), see out the rest of her contract doing nothing and be quietly released after a year. It might be peak rating at the moment but it's no more than a quick fix.

I suck at anagrams. Where's Richard Whitely when you need him? O yeah.....

Yeah he got done for drunk driving for the third time, the silly pillock. I guess that sort of explains his being released.

A very sad day. I think it's been on the horizon for a long time, since 9/11 really, but it's a shocker.

I fear for Val Venis It'll be interesting to see if they keep on Chris Jericho' date=' his contract is up in October and they are doing nothing with him just now. Well at least Matt Hardy and Brock Lesnar are coming back, I suppose that's a good thing. Perhaps Brock could feud with Val. "Hello, ladies...." [img']http://www.angelfire.com/la/lowgunn/images/venis10.jpg

Well OK they are not all 'superstars' as such but there are still some pretty big names among them D-Von Dudley Bubba Ray Dudley Spike Dudley Mark Jindrak Matt Morgan Charlie Haas Kenzo Suzuki Akio Gangrel Marty Jannetty Maven Billy Kidman Mordecai Shannon Moore Jackie Gayda Dawn Marie Hiroko Joy Giovvani The Dudley boys are obviously the biggest shock, I find it hard to believe that they don't think they can make money from the Dudleys, or a Rockers reunion, or even Billy Kidman tearing up the Cruiserweights, but they can keep hold of stiffs like Viscera, the Bashems, Simon Dean, Chris Masters..... Note to Vince - don't, just please don't release Val Venis..... it would ruin my life.

Tammy Wynette - Something to Brag(g) About

Spin Doctors - 'Two Princes'

A very happy birthday! Love Elwood

Woo! To be the man, you gotta beat the man..... Etc. (I am Ric Flair).