Lemonade

What about if she was standing next to a gold camel?

is Michaela Strachan hot? Yowsa! It almost makes it worth watching channel 5!

Just my opinion... Pubs 1 - Tilted Wig 2 - Chi Bar 3 - Abergeldie 4 - Bobbin 5 - RGU Union Clubs 1 - Exodus 2 - Ministry 3 - Priory 4 - Espionage 5 - Snafu

But in saying that, 'cheese dick' is one of the funniest insults of the year so far.

Remember Adam Bomb? They built him up alot. Wonder whatever happened to that guy.

However the Tilted Wig is undoubtedly the greatest pub in the city. Love that place. Anyone agree? No? Just me then....

I like Claires Bar on Market stret. Fucking nice little pub that.

I love the way you didn't even have to say anything

I don't mind the guys music, I bought the last album and quite liked it, but I think he acted like a total arsehole this weekend Even if he didn't think much of John Peel, onstage at a gig where the tent was NAMED AFTER THE GUY, and Peel's family is in attendance, is hardly the place to air these opinions. Apparently he also goaded the crowd alot and called them a bunch of smelly hippies. The same smelly hippies that are spending hard earned to buy his CDs and come to his shows.

Wow Flair and Foley in the same thread That rules! Isn't there a Bret Hart out there somewhere as well? What a team we would make... PS dude, who the hell is Meat?

In my opinion, Conor Oberst is a complete cunt. And I'm not apologising for it.

Fraserburgh pubs - Oak Tree - shit, full of old folks dancing on the seats, bad karaoke Balaclava - generally OK but full of minks. Brewers - Shit, old mans pub Cheers - closed! Crown - Probably the most old mannieist pub in the world, but I still like it, upstairs can be good for the young uns. The guinness is minging. George & Dragon - Nice enough bar, but full of schoolkids, still better than the Mariners though Royal Bar - the bar with the least atmosphere in the world (I know i used to work there) Moorings nightclub - the nightclub with the least atmosphere in the world (i know I used to work there). Good place to go if you want to get stabbed. DJs - Hideously overpriced, disgustingly overcrowded, full of arseholes, shit music, bouncers and door staff are cunts, full of schoolkids, good place to go if you want to get bottled. Elizabethan - full of arseholes, but not too bad a pub. Kenyan - no actually this is the old manniest bar in the world Bellslea Sports Bar - ned central Station / Boozer - Boozer is OK but really quiet, dont know why it never took off Finlays - a good pub. The only pub in Broch I drink in if I can help it. The Ship - This place is hell. So busy, full of idiots off their nuts on fuck knows what, too hot, too crowded, very intimidating, not enough seats, full of young sluts. The toolies club - It's a big empty hall that nobody ever goes too, with a jukebox in the corner.

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Ha ha - true! I finish work at 7am and have occasion gone down for a pint after work - always get offered rolling tobacco, sometimes hash, and a guy came in once in with a suitcase selling t-shirts and socks.

I saw them in the Lemon Tree about 3 years ago, they were fantastic. On a well, similar topic, did anyone see the real GnR at the Leeds festival in 02? They were fucking great, but wasn't it weird without Slash?

For some reason I bought the All Saints first album. Absolutely no idea why I did that. It festered in my cupboard for about two years, then one day I saw it there, next to AC/DC, Aerosmith, and Alice in Chains, and I threw the bastard out the window.

I recommend Fraserburgh. Every pub there is rough. AS for Aberdeen harbour, Crown & Anchor is great for a spot of drunken karaoke on a friday night. The Criterion is a bit of a slum. And the Schooner is legendary, I tell you you meet some interesting people in there at 7 in the morning. By interesting I mean crazy. That's about as far as I've ventured, despite having lived in 3 different flats at the harbour, I used to like the Crows Nest but I drove past this morning and it's shut down. Roughest pub I've visited must be the one next door to RS McColls on the Castlegate, now that's a fucking shithole.

Shadowstalkers insult was much better. I'd also like to add that the Verve's Urban Hymns is shit, apart from Bittersweet Symphony. Also the Stone Roses Second Coming.

A little girl goes up to her dad: "Dad, can I have 10 to go ice skating?" Dad - "OK, but only if you suck my dick for it" So the girl gets down on her knees, get's daddy's dick out, and remarks "Dad, howcome your dick is all brown?" Dad - "Your brother wanted to go to the cinema".