Lemonade

I was working on Wednesday night, finished at 7am thursday and went to bed meaning to get up in plenty time for the wrestling. Fucked up while setting alarm clock, didn't go off, woke up at 8.15 pm. Drove like a fucking lunatic to the AECC on the other side of the city. Got there and handed over my 50 ticket in time to see 3 matches. Gutted. Missed Jericho, my absolute hero. Utterly distraught at my own stupid actions. On the plus side, I did get a reaction of Shelton benjamin when he read my "Shelton is a Little Bitch" sign - he actually looked like he wanted to kill me. And come on, like we would cheer that plank ahead of a hero like Christian? His hammy acting last night was fucking fantastic - so over the top it was just brilliant. Captani Charisma almost made up for missing Jericho. Chuffed I got to see Flair though - the man's a living legend, though could have done without seeing his arse. And he didn't even notice my sign, pff! Most disturbing view of the night though, Triple H's G-string tan-line. I enjoyed my 3 matches.

Woooooooooooo! I'm so excited! I'll be the one with Y2J T-shirt waving the big Ric Flair sign like a total geek

Well I'm 20 quid worse off thanks to Strong Resolve, Forrest Gunner and Marcus DeBerla. In other Horse news, I believe Prince Charles will be mounting and riding Camilla tonight. Anyone want to place bet on who comes first in the Royal Bedroom Derby? Elwood

Thomas Dolby - She Blinded Me With Science

I cried at the wedding. I was only 9, but still, I don't think I should have done.

I've just downloaded it. Holy shit, the memories. *weeps*

Don't do it people, it's a scam, the pot noodles never come.

There was one I used to have on my wall that I loved, it had four skeletons and a description of each underneath, which was something like Cromagnom man, neandrathal man etc, and the last was Jazz man, the skeleton had a double bass and sunglasses, was very funny.

From what i believe Matt's been at home injured and Lita has been out on the road on Raw with Edge (who is incidentally married to Val Venis' wife) and Edge got caught boning Lita. Which pretty much means that everyone on Raw and particularly Matt and Val ain't too happy with ol' Mr. Copeland... Matt's made a statement saying that edge is feces and that he's ripped down all the pictures of Lita from his website and from his house cos he can't stand to look at her. Matt also points out that Edge has a long history of cheating. Coincidentally I'm wearing my Matt Hardy V1 t-shirt today.

Wow, Matt Hardy ain't happy and who can blame him?

I've only watched a couple times but I do hope Edith wins cos i like her and Colin's radio show.

We had all sorts in my class, a kid caled Hernie who had a hernia. A fat kid, named Pudsey. A guy called Nathan, shortened to Nag for no reason. A guy called Moomin who looked like a moomin. a square jawed guy called Block-Heid. Soupy - cos his last name was Baxter. I liked that last one. Sega - he talked about Sega alot. Mole - cos he looked like a rodent. One poor guy the year above me was called Bumlick. I think he hated it.

I bought their album today on a whim and it's actually quite good.

Damn I can't believe I forgot about the Bulldog.

God I hated my school nickname. Since I was always about a foot shorter than everyone else in the class I used to get called Squeak. Cos I was small, like a mouse you see. I was fucking glad when that got old, though it took four years. I wouldn't have minded so much but the guy who came up with it was actually smaller than me. Still, he died of a smack overdose so I feel some kind of justice was served. Elwood

Dave Lister, space bum.

I was just about to post the very same message, I guess I'll be paying at the door then.

They are so unashamedly hair metal! I quite like 'em but I can't take them too seriously. There's an ace bit about them on Jericho's video Break down the Walls. Plus I absolutely worship the very ground Y2J walks on. He will always be the first ever Undisputed Champion... Elwood (Jerichoholic)