Chris Posted October 29, 2013 Report Share Posted October 29, 2013 You scored 31 out of a possible 60 Nope. YOU'RE NO FOOTBALL HIPSTER! You like goals, goals, goals, pronounce Milan as Milan rather than Mee-lan, and quite frankly you're not really sure you'd recognise a false nine if one came up and shook you by the hand. You've got some work to do. Start of with a video of the 1991 European Cup final between Red Star Belgrade and Marseille and work from there. I remember that final... It was really, really dull. Directly responsible for the passback rule coming in and then it turned out Marseille had bribed their way through the competition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted October 29, 2013 Report Share Posted October 29, 2013 Had high hopes this would be good but it's essentially: A. obviously the right answer if you want to be considered a football hipsterB. obviously the wrong answerC. obviously the wrong answerD. something silly and obviously the wrong answer I think the answers seem to be more 'degrees of hipster'. You get a score out of 60, so I don't think there are right and wrong answers but extra points for being very hipster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted October 29, 2013 Report Share Posted October 29, 2013 Ignore him, he's just a grade one hipster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 29, 2013 Report Share Posted October 29, 2013 I remember that final... It was really, really dull. Directly responsible for the passback rule coming in and then it turned out Marseille had bribed their way through the competition. This is probably the most football hipster thing ever said but it's 100% true... I have that final on VHS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted October 29, 2013 Report Share Posted October 29, 2013 This is probably the most football hipster thing ever said but it's 100% true... I have that final on VHS. You could only be more football hipster if you had it on Betamax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 29, 2013 Report Share Posted October 29, 2013 None of those pundits are my favourite pundits. Can you have a favourite pundit? It's like asking someone what their favourite type of headache is. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted October 29, 2013 Report Share Posted October 29, 2013 I just chose Pat Nevin coz he'd probably dig my band. Alan Shearer wouldn't. He probably doesn't like music, or films, or tele; he only likes scoring goals. That's all he knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted October 29, 2013 Report Share Posted October 29, 2013 None of those pundits are my favourite pundits. Can you have a favourite pundit? It's like asking someone what their favourite type of headache is.It's Gareth Southgate. He's lovely. I want him to be my uncle that I only see at Christmas. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 29, 2013 Report Share Posted October 29, 2013 I don't mind Gary Neville I suppose. Southgate is good at forming an opinion, then agreeing with Roy Keane when Roy Keane stamps all over Southgates opinion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 29, 2013 Report Share Posted October 29, 2013 It's Gareth Southgate. He's lovely. I want him to be my uncle that I only see at Christmas. "Aww uncle Gary, you got me a pair of Bull Boys again?! That's 5 years in a row" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted October 29, 2013 Report Share Posted October 29, 2013 Lee Dixon is a pretty good pundit. Shame you can't watch him now as you'd have to expose yourself to Chiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 29, 2013 Report Share Posted October 29, 2013 to expose yourself to Chiles. You make it sound like Sars. A fair comparison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 What a beard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 Last night, Phil Jones, the greatest human ever, fittingly scored the greatest goal ever. Look at that technique. bit of a scuff, falls over sideways, and whilst hitting it, his face looked like this: Better than Van Basten and Mark Hughes combined. No need for FIFA to waste time counting votes for the Ballon d'Or. Phil Jones will swing by and pick it up this afternoon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 (edited) https://twitter.com/Connor_Weston_/status/395660805263593472 This cool customer Edit: still no idea how to embed tweets Edited October 30, 2013 by ca_gere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 Outstanding result for the dons considering the circumstances. Is this the year we finally win something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 Did anyone notice that Southampton are 5th in the league? How the fuck did that happen? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 (edited) They've been up round there for weeks! And been higher and some points. Absolute miserly defence, well organised and extremely hard working. The signs were there last season under Pochettino that they had good potential. Don't score enough goals but I'd expect them to remain in the top 8 at least for the whole season. Oh and on an unrelated note... Edited October 30, 2013 by Paranoid Android 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 I think that's pretty much the greatest photo ever taken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 Fernando Ricksen has been diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease. Awful thing to happen to anyone, terminal as I understand it. Hated him as a player but wouldn't wish that on anybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 I had a dream last night that Bryan Robson was trying to use quantum physics to determine why England haven't been as successful as expected in international competitions. No mention of this on the BBC website though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 Apparently Aberdeen took more fans down to Motherwell last night (2700) than Caley Thistle and Dundee Utd had combined on Tuesday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 (edited) Even though it's just the quarter finals, I'm over the moon. Gutsy performance from the Dons and everything paid off.Seemingly the ref was from Motherwell which I didn't think was allowed. Never seen the red as we got to the game late. I was told it was warranted but then some of the fouls made from Motherwell were similar and only got a yellow for it.Nevertheless bring on the semi.COYR Edited October 31, 2013 by Camie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 Did anyone notice that Southampton are 5th in the league? How the fuck did that happen? 2nd best defence in Europe too. EUROPE. Only Roma have conceded less goals in Europe's top divisions. And people laughed in the summer, when Boruc said they could push for a Champions League spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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