Spoonie Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 It was a peach. And Seedorf owned the middle of the park! I presume they must tell the pros not to take shots tho, cos him and Freddie had ample opportunity to pull the game back but seemed reluctant to shoot. Didn't stop Philips, mind you.Did they ever say what happened to Gordon Ramsay? That challenge was grim! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Phillips was desperate to score - he had his Frank Lampard AUTOFIRE button held down the entire second half.Sheringham was a bit of a dick wiping out Ramsay like that. Ramsay puts in a good tackle on fuck I've forgotten his name - McGuinness? and he gets all whiney about it and then Sheringham gets Ramsay stretchered off with probably a completely fucked back. Then Sheringham scores the equaliser moments later and the game's turned. No need for taking out an old man with a challenge like that, even if it is Gordon Ramsay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Damn straight. Ramsay loves a robust challenge but he's not a dirty player. Jap Stam loves to go through celebrities. His challenge on Olly Murs was too legit to quit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 For those who didn't see it, here's Serge lobbing David Seaman with what I think was his first touch.http://www.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/david-seaman-lobbed-serge-pizzorno-row-v-england-soccer-aid/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 You got the feeling the rest of the world pros were just treating it like a bit of fun and trying to get the celebs to score the goals etc. Sheringham and Phillips were both desperate to score and win.When Keane went off injured Crespo played in defense the rest of the game, he could have scored them about 10 if he was up front. Stam was a hero he looked like he was going to absolutely run someone through, was hoping it was going to be Robbie Williams to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 It was just such a good finish! Good run, angles the body, lofts it perfectly. It's all well and good scoring against some absolute dung beetle like Patrick Kielty but that was against a keeper who has 75 caps and was pretty well positioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Did Serge not used to be a trialist for West Ham or something like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Did Serge not used to be a trialist for West Ham or something like that? They said last night that he was on the books at Leicester until he was about 13.Think a few of those celebs were probably close to being professionals at one stage of their lives. I've heard the story before that Mark Owen had the choice between (I think it was) Villa and Take That. The homo chose Take That. Guys like Ben Shepherd, Wilkes, Robbie Williams, the two JLS boys, Serge, the guy from McFly that played a couple of years ago and I'm sure a few others would destroy amateur football. It was funny when Calzaghe came on - he looked completely shit for the first few minutes and then he started pulling off cheeky backheels. I bet everyone was scared shitless to tackle him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Eden Hazard is being such a fanny. Quite funny though. said this morning on twitter that he's made up his mind. Announcement soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Think a few of those celebs were probably close to being professionals at one stage of their lives.Definitely in teh case of the English celebs. The RoW lot tend to be less so, like Ferrell, Harrelson, Myers, etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Eden Hazard is being such a fanny. Quite funny though. said this morning on twitter that he's made up his mind. Announcement soon.It's far too LeBron James for my liking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Hazard just loves the attention. He's like those little fannies on facebook who leave really vague status updates so people go "OMGZ WHATS WRONG???" so it looks like someone wants to talk to them.It has to be City, surely? He'll have had Kompany in his ear the past few days telling about all the money and the girls he'll get. He says his decision is based on how much he will play, but no player is going to come out and say they want the most money possible. I can't see him playing ahead of David Silva.Screw him. Nick Powell is better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Hazard just loves the attention. He's like those little fannies on facebook who leave really vague status updates so people go "OMGZ WHATS WRONG???" so it looks like someone wants to talk to them.It has to be City, surely? He'll have had Kompany in his ear the past few days telling about all the money and the girls he'll get. He says his decision is based on how much he will play, but no player is going to come out and say they want the most money possible. I can't see him playing ahead of David Silva.Screw him. Nick Powell is better. Serge is better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Louis Saha said on twitter that Hazard's going to Chelsea. He's clearly the guy who's going to know best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Louis Saha. What a striker he was. Who's he injured for these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 He's 'unattached' but was at Spurs last season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 I've read alot more that he's going to Chelsea than anywhere else in the past 20 minutes or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 He's 'unattached' but was at Spurs last season. Sign him on for Ross County! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 It has been announced that Eden Hazard will be the new Liverpool manager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Did anyone else stay up and watch the Scotland game at the weekend? I can't remember a worse performance by them in my lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Didn't see the game but was it worse than the 4-0 horsing we took off of a shit Norway team a few years ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 It was a game where nobody looked like they were trying. The level of effort being put in was minimal across the park and we barely built an attacking move. Horrible viewing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Did anyone else stay up and watch the Scotland game at the weekend? I can't remember a worse performance by them in my lifetime.Dreadful stuff. I'd have been better off having a wank and going to bed.I watched a program last night called "England's Worst Ever Football Team". It was let down by the annoying "comedian" talking heads trying to be funny and failing, but it had some good stuff in it. The team was:GK - Peter "The Cat" Bonetti (for howlers in the 1970 world cup)DR - Warren BartonDL - Phil NevilleDC - John Terry (for his off-field behaviour)DC - Keith Curle (3 caps, all played out of position at left back)MR - Keiron Dyer (for scoring 0 goals from 33 caps and being a flash cunt)ML - Steve Hodge (for his assist to the Hand Of God)MC - Joey Barton (one cap wonder)MC - Carlton Palmer (several caps, all under Graham Taylor, foudn wanting at international level and being a funny shape)ST - John Fashanu (3 caps, 0 goals)ST - Michael Ricketts (1 cap wonder)Coach - Kevin Keegan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Phil Neville? Really? Struggling for a left back and pinned it all on that penalty he gave away against Romania, by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Phil Neville is ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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