Spoonie Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 It appears in my alerts! It comes to me, not the other way around! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 14, 2012 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 Spoonie, GTFO of the cats thread!Spoonie loves pussy as much as the rest of us. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 The look of pure shock is amazing. And as you can see, made me actually laugh aloud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/cross-eyed-cat-spangles-goes-viral-after-posing-as-a-pirate/story-e6frf96f-1226482268222 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Nice Andrew Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 Anyone ever experienced cats eating your hair whilst you sleep?It's cute but ultimately wakes me up every night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 A cat I had growing up used to clean my hair. Not when I was sleeping though. It got really annoyed if you tried to move your head away before it had finished though and would dig it's claws into your scalp to keep you there. It was a bit mental. Tortoiseshell cat so that probably explains it (they're all fucking mental). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 My cat pins the kitten down when she's cleaning him. So cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 I was watching LA Ink last night and Kat Von D has a Sphynx hairless. Ugliest fucking cat I've ever seen. It looks like a plucked chicken. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 They're like the greyhounds of the cat world. Why would you have one as a pet?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 Would be fine for me and my monster cat hair allergies. I would imagine it's like stroking a scrotum though. Plus they cost a fortune. I actually planned getting a cat for me and the missus for Christmas but our flatmate nixed it. Booooooo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 You should save up and get a Savannah cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 You should save up and get a Savannah cat.Wow that's awesome! I want that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 Wow that's awesome! I want that.Main Present material? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross G Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 Our white cat (Brian - the asshole cat) has shat in the bath the last 3 days in a row.He has figured out how to open the door so we can't even prevent him from doing it.It's annoying.Louis (the petal cat) keeps getting his ass kicked by a neighbour's cat (unknown which one) and is consistently costing us a fortune in vet bills for injections as you can never take the risk of a cat bite. Keeping him in all the time is out of the question because we both think it's unfair to keep a cat indoors if they are used to going outside. Especially where we live, as it's in the country and they have loads of free space to roam / hunt / have cat fun.We've had both since they were kittens and giving them away (although sometimes considered out of anger) would never happen as they are like bloody kids to us.Advice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 Main Present material?It's my girlfriend's 30th on Saturday. That would make a great main present. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 It's my girlfriend's 30th on Saturday. That would make a great main present.Must.Not.Make.Joke.About.Pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 I chased my cat around in a penguin onesie on tuesday. she was so scared. It was brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 Our white cat (Brian - the asshole cat) has shat in the bath the last 3 days in a row.He has figured out how to open the door so we can't even prevent him from doing it.It's annoying.Louis (the petal cat) keeps getting his ass kicked by a neighbour's cat (unknown which one) and is consistently costing us a fortune in vet bills for injections as you can never take the risk of a cat bite. Keeping him in all the time is out of the question because we both think it's unfair to keep a cat indoors if they are used to going outside. Especially where we live, as it's in the country and they have loads of free space to roam / hunt / have cat fun.We've had both since they were kittens and giving them away (although sometimes considered out of anger) would never happen as they are like bloody kids to us.Advice?Fill the bath with a bit of water, maybe? Just a thought although I imagine he's probably like perched on the edge of it or something rather than being actually in it.No advice with Louis unless you want to sign him up to the local cat gym. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 Fill the bath with a bit of water, maybe? Just a thought although I imagine he's probably like perched on the edge of it or something rather than being actually in it. On a similar note, if he stays in the bath while you're in the room then turn the shower on. A soaking will probably stop him from going near the thing for months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 Our white cat (Brian - the asshole cat) has shat in the bath the last 3 days in a row.He has figured out how to open the door so we can't even prevent him from doing it.It's annoying.Louis (the petal cat) keeps getting his ass kicked by a neighbour's cat (unknown which one) and is consistently costing us a fortune in vet bills for injections as you can never take the risk of a cat bite. Keeping him in all the time is out of the question because we both think it's unfair to keep a cat indoors if they are used to going outside. Especially where we live, as it's in the country and they have loads of free space to roam / hunt / have cat fun.We've had both since they were kittens and giving them away (although sometimes considered out of anger) would never happen as they are like bloody kids to us.Advice?The bath one is tough, cats seem to really like pissing and shitting in baths or sinks, i have to keep the bathroom door shut all the time to stop Scampi doing the same. Water in the bath could be a shout and putting tin foil along the side of the bath could stop him climbing up, they apparently hate the feeling on their feet, and he wont be able to get a grip when he jumps up, a quick lesson if the bath is half full and he falls in! Short of that you will have to make sure he cant open the door somehow, put something infront of it if you can. Another option would be to get a can of air, and anytime he goes near the bathroom, spray him with it, you need to make him associate the bathroom with something bad, so anything that will scare him regularly should do the job.As for the other one there is nothing you can do really, except catch the other cat attacking him and give it a kick in the arse. My cat gets chased into our flat once a night, easily, she is an absolute wimp but always runs away when a cat comes near. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 they apparently hate the feeling on their feetUnfortunately, Brianiac disproved this myth once. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 I've never tried it myself, just read it, im nae wasting tin foil on the cat, i have strategically placed cans or air and spray bottles of water round the flat, i can get the thing from any room in 2 seconds if its mis-behaving.Discipline! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 Where did all the good posts go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 Where did all the good posts go?One of the mods put them in a sack and threw them off a bridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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