french_disko Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 Former Dons player Jeffrey De Visscher has been sacked by his club for having a "wildpoeper" (ie, a shit in the street).http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/fail/148886/fc-emmens-jeffrey-de-visscher-has-contract-terminated-for-pooping-in-the-woods-claims-to-be-innocent.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted December 1, 2012 Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 On the same trip, she called two pupils a “nincompoop” and “numpty” respectively. http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/3031670 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Business asks someone to stop parking on their property, so he takes the hump and creates a spoof website.http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/3035690 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Business asks someone to stop parking on their property, so he takes the hump and creates a spoof website.http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/3035690The guy seems like a complete scrotum pole. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Business asks someone to stop parking on their property, so he takes the hump and creates a spoof website.http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/3035690He looks like such a bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Business asks someone to stop parking on their property, so he takes the hump and creates a spoof website.http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/3035690Absolute cock. And his smarmyness “I agreed and offered to change the site, after all I am not unreasonable"cuntbag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 His tweed jacket, stussy tshirt and kilt just scream 'I am a twat faced twat'. Kill him with magnets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 I'm pretty sure he's a DJ at Pearl Lounge, just in case you needed more reason to dislike him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Eminently punchable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Launching a smear campaign on a business that heals unwell doggies and rabbits an unpopular scheme. Who'd have thunk it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 A man in Germany plans to take legal action to stop the government banning lawful sex with animals.http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/nov/27/germany-bestiality-banThis seems to be him.What a reckless bastard. Sitting on train lines and fucking dogs. Wild. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted December 5, 2012 Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 The dog seems to have scent marked the bottom of the chap's leg. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Nice Andrew Posted December 5, 2012 Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 Business asks someone to stop parking on their property, so he takes the hump and creates a spoof website.http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/3035690Looks like a shit attempt at imitating David Thorne. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2012/dec/06/dogs-drive-new-zealand-video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/3039017Another slow news day at the EE... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/3039017Another slow news day at the EE...DIBS ON THEIR BIN-SCRAPS!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 DIBS ON THEIR BIN-SCRAPS!xxhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-13037808 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-13037808 ...taking potato waffles, pies, and 100 packets of ham...Greedy fucking pig.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 It really must be a slow news day, or is the snow that bad on the Lang Stracht that real news isn't reaching Aberdeen Journals.http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/3039022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/3039017Another slow news day at the EE...Seriously, who thought this would be a good idea to report this to the Evening Express? haha. "Aye Betty, yi winna believe fit happened in the fish section i'day min". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 That Tesco thing is dumb, but not surprising, since they are, and always have been, a group of nasty bastards. The whole 'we're throwing this away, but you're not having it because it still belongs to us' lark is just a testament to that. They'd rather burn their waste than have it eaten by a hungry or poor family. Shit cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 Was there not a rather entertaining thread on here a while back where someone tried to take a stance for bin raking for discarded food and the arguments for and against did rage?I can actually understand Tesco being reluctant to let folk take the discarded food because sure as shit if the family ended up ill they would be trying to sue Tesco...and some lawyer would probably be able to direct them straight to the Human Rights means to achieve it... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 The bin dipping thread would definitely feature on my 2012 Ab-Mus Awards shortlist! Highlight reel stuff! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 Wasn't that in the Quick Questions section?Someone should start a "best post of the year" poll. Not me, though. Someone.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 Could well have been. Just thinking about it is making me laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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