Lemonade Posted August 12, 2011 Report Share Posted August 12, 2011 Attempting to eat a Greggs Sausage and Bean bake whilst walking.I'd like to revise this to "Eating anything from Greggs". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 12, 2011 Report Share Posted August 12, 2011 Buying porn and tissues at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 Being in Coldplay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 Eating anything that is too hot to be eaten right away, so you do that chewing whilst trying to keep your mouth as wide open as possible, manoeuvring the hot food around in your mouth, finding somewhere where it wont burn a part of your mouth, but no such place in your mouth exists. Your mouth doesn't have a cooling tray, but still we persist on trying to find one. I believe one day we will. Like a windowsill where a pie would cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 Rushing to bring in a lot of almost dry washing, during a downpour just now.....I got fucking soaked through.....and look like a drowning cat in a river !not cool !..... but funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 Much spreading to be done.Running to catch a bus. Probably been mentioned already, maybe even by me. But you just look so unfuckingcool when you do it.The other day driving home from work I saw a little old lady on a zimmer frame do this. Driver didn't even wait for her. Poor old woman had to stop 'running' to wave at him whilst shouting "STOOOOPPPPP!" and the cunt just buggered off.Worst part of it was, he was stopped at traffic lights about 50 feet away so she tried to catch him again... She didn't stand a chance. Poor old lady. I'd have offered her a lift if I wasn't absolutely positive she'd have thought I was a sex criminal and called the cops.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 'Almost' sneezing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingsinatra Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 'Ultimate' Frisbee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 Reading a Dan Brown novel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 Trying out skateboarding for the first time, as an adult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 Trying out skateboarding for the first time, as an adult.Or chasing a skateboard down Wellington Road after a failed ollie attempt which left you on your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 As an addition to the skateboarding one...wearing any form of protective gear (elbow pads, knee pads, etc) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 Listening to Bon Jovi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 Trying to lift too much weight, failing, then changing the amount of weight you want to lift at the gym, looking around to see if anyone noticed you going down about 10 kgs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 Trying to lift too much weight, failing, then changing the amount of weight you want to lift at the gym, looking around to see if anyone noticed you going down about 10 kgs.I did that the other day. Sat down on the shoulder press machine, forgot to check the weight, started lifting, realised it was way too heavy, but there were loads of people around, including one guy on a machine opposite who was resting and pretty much just watching me. Not wanting to appear like a skinny weakling, I somehow pushed out ten reps and almost killed myself, rested, went to do the second set, did three, got halfway up and just dropped it. Shame-faced, I stood up, went behind and took off 5kg, sat back down, started lifting again but I'd tired my arms out so much I couldn't even do one rep. So I had to stand up and go behind again and take off another 5kg. Felt a bit of a dick. Would be way better if you could change the weight on the sly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 As an addition to the skateboarding one...wearing any form of protective gear (elbow pads, knee pads, etc)I had a 'friend' at school who used to wear rollerblading wristguards, when he wasn't rollerblading. Just when he would be out. I think he thought it made him look like a wrestler. Why on earth would anyone want to purposely look like a fucking wrestler?He didn't look like a wrestler anyway. Because he was fully clothed, but with wristguards. He just looked like a fucking bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 I did that the other day. Sat down on the shoulder press machine, forgot to check the weight, started lifting, realised it was way too heavy, but there were loads of people around, including one guy on a machine opposite who was resting and pretty much just watching me. Not wanting to appear like a skinny weakling, I somehow pushed out ten reps and almost killed myself, rested, went to do the second set, did three, got halfway up and just dropped it. Shame-faced, I stood up, went behind and took off 5kg, sat back down, started lifting again but I'd tired my arms out so much I couldn't even do one rep. So I had to stand up and go behind again and take off another 5kg. Felt a bit of a dick. Would be way better if you could change the weight on the sly The worst part is s normally a super fit and attractive girl or an absolute tank of a man that catches you. It's even worse if your gf comes up and goes "haha I can do more than that." after about 2 months of not gymming I could only do 39kg on the chest extension, instead of about 60. So gutted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 Do I what I do and just don't go to the gym... but tell girls that you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Wearing those skinny fit drainpipe jeans.I know that a substantial number of the forum users probably wear skinny jeans, but by God - they look seriously fucking weird. On everyone. It makes everyone look like they have little fucking chicken legs and feet. Apart from the fatties. Fatties should never fucking wear skinny jeans. Or leggings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 It never ceases to amaze me how many folk wear skinny jeans while being oblivious to the fact their arse is far too fat to do so. They look like a toffee apple with arms and a head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Wearing those skinny fit drainpipe jeans.I know that a substantial number of the forum users probably wear skinny jeans, but by God - they look seriously fucking weird. On everyone. It makes everyone look like they have little fucking chicken legs and feet. Apart from the fatties. Fatties should never fucking wear skinny jeans. Or leggings.THIS X 100000000Add a few more zeros if you're wearing a checked/flannel shirt buttoned all the way up (with maybe one of the bottom buttons undone cuz ur fukin HXC4LYF!)Infact, anyone wearing a shirt with the top button done and no tie on looks like a bag of dicks.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 I've long been a fan of the flannel shirt and own lots. I'm not too happy they have been commandeered by alterna-twonks as their uniform but I'm not stopping wearing them. I live in hope they move onto something else shortly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 I'm hoping soon I'll have lost enough weight that I can pull off the skinny jeans look again. I miss mine, but nobody likes a tubby guy in skinny jeans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 I've long been a fan of the flannel shirt and own lots. I'm not too happy they have been commandeered by alterna-twonks as their uniform but I'm not stopping wearing them. I live in hope they move onto something else shortly.Nowt wrong with a flanel shirt per se. Long as the top button is undone, you're fine by me. If the top button is both visible and closed, you're a child molestor. No exceptions.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 I'm hoping soon I'll have gained enough vagina that I can pull off the skinny jeans look again. I miss mine, nobody likes a guy in skinny jeans.Fixed.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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