HateEvent Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Ah yes, but I mean without having to cut my girly hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Yeah you can change clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 I hate being barefoot. Or even just in socks. I wear shoes all the time, until I go to bed. I always stump my toe and stand on stuff, so I wear shoes, like a helmet for my feet.I'll go with the stink option, but only because changing clothes is an option, mostly for the underwear and socks. I could make a pair of jeans last about 6 months, depending on how much/ittle food I spill on them.Paradroid (merge!), can only you ask the questions, or can we all chip in with grotesque scenarios? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Paradroid (merge!), can only you ask the questions, or can we all chip in with grotesque scenarios?Not being god of the internet (YET) anyone can ask questions. I'm going to try and keep up with one a day for a while but I'll probably be out of any remotely interesting questions soon enough and be begging for help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 oh god, that's worse than mine!Would he shave his beard for me if I ask him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 I think I'd have to take option 1. Even if it wasn't Justin Lee Collins, after having sex, the last thing I want is sex again, I'd rather go to sleep or eat some pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 I was out with a guy from work last night and ended up drinking with a bunch of people I'd never met before. Got drunk and started asking them questions like this, I'm not really sure what these people thought about this guy they'd never met asking about wanking and their parents having sex. Probably never see them again anyway.Annoyingly I'm sure I came up with a really great question I wanted to post on here today, but I've forgotten it.Anyway.What would you rather? Every time you have sex with someone for the first time you both wake up with the bed soaked in your piss or you are limited to having sex with anyone once.And you people who can reply with "I already have the perfect girlfriend / wife / boyfriend / husband and don't need to have sex with anyone new again" Fuck Off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 First one easy. Pee can be washed off, a life of loneliness after one night of passion can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Depending on the girls option 1 might end up just being the same as 2, just with added pee.But if a girl comes back after the pee incident it is probably a good sign she likes youor has a certain fetish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 If a girl came after i pee'd on her, i'd be excited.fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Girl I work with asks this one at every night out...Would you rather have a duck for a foot or a cloud for a hand?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Girl I work with asks this one at every night out...Would you rather have a duck for a foot or a cloud for a hand?!The former, but you'd have to careful not to step on the quacks.sorry 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 The latter could improve your guitar playing, making you more nimbus-fingered...[/sub-cynic] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 it's just one hand/ foot that changes?I think I'd take 2 duck feet over two cloud hands but one cloud over one duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Just before punching someone you could legitimately say 'forecast says cloudy with a chance of pain'. For that reason I'm going for the second choice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 A cloud for a hand everytime. Could partially do some Raiden moves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Is the cloud just a fluffy white one or can it be a rain/thunder cloud?Zapping people with lightning would be ace and having a portable shower would be incredibly handy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Enough talk of fluffy clouds, it's time for serious sunday!What would you rather? You kill a person but no one ever knows about it or you don't kill anyone but every single person you encounter in your life believes that you have and is absolutely certain of it and can't be persuaded otherwise.Personal guilt or public rage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Enough talk of fluffy clouds, it's time for serious sunday!What would you rather? You kill a person but no one ever knows about it or you don't kill anyone but every single person you encounter in your life believes that you have and is absolutely certain of it and can't be persuaded otherwise.Personal guilt or public rage?Do I get to fuck the person if I kill them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Do you get to choose the person or is it a random encounter that leads to the killing? I'd say option 1 if I got to choose, making sure it's not a kid or something. If I didn't get to choose, then option 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 No choosing the person and they are innocent and they didn't have any terminal illnesses or anything.If you drive it would happen as a result of a road accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Personal guilt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 A cloud as a hand would make for a pretty disappointing wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 it'd certainly give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'having your head in the clouds' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 I suppose it'd be nice and moist, so it would be a comfortable wank, without the need for lubrication. Every cloud really does have a silver lining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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