Shaki Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Option 1. Hatred is healthy and having a target for this is cathartic. The comparison between good TV and James Corden is so extreme that it would give me a sense of satisfaction that I can understand the difference between quality and utter shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Today's question.What would you rather? Immediately after every time you watch a television show you must watch a 30 minute James Corden presented chat show discussing the episode, or never watch any television again.Watching shows on dvd or via the internet is included.James Corden is guaranteed to think the exact opposite of you every time, yet each time you will watch thinking "this time, this time he wont get it all wrong".The show will feature a revolving panel of people you can't stand, most likely featuring a lot of T4 presenters.So in short you can keep all your favourites, The Wire, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Celebrity Cash in the Attic etc but you have to put up with Corden, forever.Good god, no! That's worse than Corden. Or level pegging at least, with their quiffs and shiny clothes. I'd take a prison sentence on the chin to drown all of them by hand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Good god, no! That's worse than Corden. Or level pegging at least, with their quiffs and shiny clothes. I'd take a prison sentence on the chin to drown all of them by hand.You obviously just don't understand, they are quirky and fun because that's what today's youth want!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Good god, no! That's worse than Corden. Or level pegging at least, with their quiffs and shiny clothes. I'd take a prison sentence on the chin to drown all of them by hand.I'm glad someone realised the true hell posed within the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 What would you rather? Every time you fart, you emit a stench so foul that everyone in the room feels like they are seconds away from vomiting out their intestines or every time you fart you follow through.Note in option one everyone always knows that the source is you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 What would you rather? Every time you fart, you emit a stench so foul that everyone in the room feels like they are seconds away from vomiting out their intestines or every time you fart you follow through.Note in option one everyone always knows that the source is you.In option one is the stench as bad for you as it is for everyone else? If not definitely that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Also, does everyone else have the 'problem' too? Or are you considered an oddity amongst other humans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 You get the stench but obviously being your own fart it's not quite as bad for you. You can afford to walk briskly out of the room rather than run as if your life depended on it.And you are definitely an oddity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Still definitely option 1. My farts are already pretty much that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Yeah, option 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Definitely option one. Rather other peoples' misery than mine, plus presumably you can hold it in if company dictates (as in real life). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 I guess it depends on how much fart control you have, I'm always farting, I'm pretty sure I'd be out of a job and friendless within a week if I took option 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 My fart control is generally pretty good. I'd be shit after a night out though, so would probably just barricade myself in the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 The reaction to your farts in 1 would be like Also in option number 2 you are always able to get away and clean yourself up without anyone ever knowing what happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Also in option number 2 you are always able to get away and clean yourself up without anyone ever knowing what happened.How much time would it take out of my day?And do I have to buy new boxers every time? I don't want to be ruining my CKs only to have to pay for lots of new pairs every week. I'm presuming part of the 'clean up' involves chucking them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 To sweeten option two, you have a free supply of boxers so there's no financial implication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 To sweeten option two, you have a free supply of boxers so there's no financial implication.I fly commando, does this offer extend to new trousers?Also (at the risk of getting to deep into the technical aspect of this one) is what causes you to shit yourself a recognised medical issue? I.e. if I were to take 10 toilet breaks a day, could I tell my boss that it's because every time I need to fart I legitimately need to excuse myself, or would he think I'm just coming the cunt?xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 I guess it depends on how much fart control you have, I'm always farting, I'm pretty sure I'd be out of a job and friendless within a week if I took option 1.I dunno, like. I reckon a teacher continually shitting himself on a daily basis would be grounds for "redeployment". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 With option one, would there be any chance you could blame it on yr cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 No, in fact your cat is so disgusted it runs away and never comes back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 What would you rather?You have to spend a month bare-foot, no socks, no shoes no nothing at all times or you have to spend 2 months without washing or using any deodorant.In option one you definitely wont get hypothermia and die or anything like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Barefoot.After a few days your feet would be badass as fuck and you'd barely notice.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 What would you rather?You have to spend a month bare-foot, no socks, no shoes no nothing at all times or you have to spend 2 months without washing or using any deodorant.In option one you definitely wont get hypothermia and die or anything like that.Option 2 - I'm fairly sure I got close to that during the dark days of university-drop-outsville. I'm not going barefoot, you'd get hookworms in your feet. Burying their way in there. Worms. In your feet. No thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Sounding like a total woman here, the minging aspect of having unwashed hair for that long is just rife. I'd rather walk barefoot for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Sounding like a total woman here, the minging aspect of having unwashed hair for that long is just rife. I'd rather walk barefoot for sure.Best way to get round that - a shaved head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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