Soda Jerk Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 What the fuck is this 50 Shades of Grey everyone on my Facebook is talking about? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 Female porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 I thought so. A bit of research has led me to believe it's the new Da Vinci Code, but instead of a distinguishable plot, it's just shagging. Cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 Aye but it's very poorly written, hence why the internet love it. Then people are seeing it reach number one and are buying it also. It's supposedly come about as because of kindles and people not actually having to buy books in a shop anymore, lots more people are buying porn books.Some quotes, accompanied by pictures for some reason, damn knowyourmeme...Also, in Microsoft Outlook, is there a keyboard shortcut to put in a signature? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 What the fuck is this 50 Shades of Grey everyone on my Facebook is talking about?It's fucking Twilight fan fiction with a lot of shagging, she simply changed the fucking names and a few minor details. GAAAAH despise it! The cunting thing started on a blog, and it was too "risque" so she had to remove it - then the bastardisation got published. Yes I am ranty.What is rank, is that loads of women are all "ooh I'll borrow it from my chum", really? You REALLY want to borrow a book that your friend has read, whilst one hand is down her pants fapping? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 My ma proudly told me she's planning on buying it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 My ma proudly told me she's planning on buying it.Your dad not fulfilling his husbandly duties properly? Tut tut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 Probably nae. I still stand by the fact she stayed with him all these years is the size of his knob, but I doubt she ever gets use of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 Aye but it's very poorly written, hence why the internet love it. Then people are seeing it reach number one and are buying it also. It's supposedly come about as because of kindles and people not actually having to buy books in a shop anymore, lots more people are buying porn books.Some quotes, accompanied by pictures for some reason, damn knowyourmeme...Also, in Microsoft Outlook, is there a keyboard shortcut to put in a signature?Man, they just can't be real. "Holy hell, is it erotic". Who would ever think or say that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 Man, they just can't be real. "Holy hell, is it erotic". Who would ever think or say that?Someone who would write a twilight fanfiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 The only thing worse than Twilight is most probably something loosely based around Twilight. It sounds awful. I'm going to start un-friending everyone who mentions it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 I know what to get you for your biiiirrrrttthhhhddaaayyyy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 The only thing worse than Twilight is most probably something loosely based around Twilight. It sounds awful. I'm going to start un-friending everyone who mentions it.YES! Well, everyone who mentions it in a positive light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted June 23, 2012 Report Share Posted June 23, 2012 Man, they just can't be real. "Holy hell, is it erotic". Who would ever think or say that?I thought it after reading Jake's post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 23, 2012 Report Share Posted June 23, 2012 What the fuck is this 50 Shades of Grey everyone on my Facebook is talking about?Wasn't it also a Staind album? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 23, 2012 Report Share Posted June 23, 2012 Thinks that was just Shades of Grey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 23, 2012 Report Share Posted June 23, 2012 "Its been a while......" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeno Posted June 23, 2012 Report Share Posted June 23, 2012 That was 14 Shades of Grey. Can't believe i used to like Staind...I heard the single off the newest album last year and it actually wasn't that bad. For pretty mainstream hard rock it was far better than most of the shit on scuzz. Not Again was the name of it. The best thing about that band though are the sig Mike Mushok baritones for both Ibanez and PRS. Wouldn't mind getting one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted June 23, 2012 Report Share Posted June 23, 2012 Hold on, is this book worth getting for my girlfriend? Will it help or hinder my sexual quest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 23, 2012 Report Share Posted June 23, 2012 I heard the single off the newest album last year and it actually wasn't that bad. For pretty mainstream hard rock it was far better than most of the shit on scuzz. Not Again was the name of it. The best thing about that band though are the sig Mike Mushok baritones for both Ibanez and PRS. Wouldn't mind getting one!Not Again is a good title. Like a well humoured self-parody, as I'm sure when we all hear it, we will think "Not again".Alot like the infamous football chant "we're shit and we know we are" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 23, 2012 Report Share Posted June 23, 2012 Hold on, is this book worth getting for my girlfriend? Will it help or hinder my sexual quest?You could use it as a sex aid. Just get in the general vicinity of her vagina while she's reading it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 23, 2012 Report Share Posted June 23, 2012 From what I gathered from the Amazon reviews, this guy in the book could make us all look bad. It could completely counteract against getting any. Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 24, 2012 Report Share Posted June 24, 2012 That was 14 Shades of Grey. Can't believe i used to like Staind...Ah yes. I've got that album as well, so I should bloody know. I don't mind a bit of Staind now and again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted June 24, 2012 Report Share Posted June 24, 2012 I would mind every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted June 24, 2012 Report Share Posted June 24, 2012 Everyday I think about how grateful I am that I'm no longer in a phase of my life where whenever I watch TV there's a good chance of seeing some Staind and Fred Durst live action. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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