Guest Gladstone Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Is it wrong to want to pummel Paranoid Android's Avatar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Is it wrong to want to pummel Adam Easy Wishes' avatar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Hands/penis off. I'd pummel you with my unic-horn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Hands/penis off. I'd pummel you with my unic-horn.Penis off, you say? Surely it'd be more of a eunuch-horn, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Either way, it's still pointy and you're still getting a pummelling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Either way, it's still pointy and you're still getting a pummelling.I heard it's like a button mushroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 I heard it's like a button mushroom.You mean it's delicious? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 You mean it's delicious?Only if it's been rinsed under a tap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Some prefer it if you peel it first too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Why will my wifi connect to my laptop on certain parts of my bed, but not on the floor next to my bed? Does wifi, like smoke, rise? Why does it also work in the kitchen but nowhere else in the house? Why is internets so confusing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 It all depends on the location of the router and what sort of arials are on it.If you have a router with twin arials, Try turning them sideways so that the radius of the signal goes sideways from the router rather than up and out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Is your router next to a telly? Apparently that's bad. I can vouch for that too. I moved mine from the bedroom to the TV unit in the lounge, and it was disconnecting all the time. Move it a few feet away, onto the windowsill and all is well again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 How the fuck do I locate my phone? I've stupidly left it in a taxi (fucking mini handbag) and set up the "locate my phone" thingy, but the apple page has no help on how to actually fucking use it. Teeny bit gutted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 I think if you sign in here:https://www.icloud.com/You should be able to run the locate thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 If you have a router with twin arials, Try turning them sideways so that the radius of the signal goes sideways from the router rather than up and out.Is your router next to a telly? Apparently that's bad. I can vouch for that too. I moved mine from the bedroom to the TV unit in the lounge, and it was disconnecting all the time. Move it a few feet away, onto the windowsill and all is well again.Thank you, I will try both of these things as soon as my current connection fails on me. Too scared to move at the moment in case it goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 I think if you sign in here:https://www.icloud.com/You should be able to run the locate thing.I'll give it a try, been to the police station and away to call the taxi companies to find out... I'd be £250 to get out of my contract and I'm not due an upgrade for a year haha so cheap £20 phone will have to do atm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 Has Jakebassist found out if he is moving into his new flat/sex torture den? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 Has Jakebassist found out if he is moving into his new flat/sex torture den?Not yet. I hope I do though. Wasn't so much of a sex tortue den as much as it was just an amazing flat. Really hope I get it. I really hope they don't come on here and I really hope my facebook is privatised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 What's the address of this flat? Promise I won't laminate screen prints of your posts and shove hundreds of them through their letter box. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 It would be far more awkward to wait till he got the flat before you did that. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 Does the Boots a Onion Square do prescriptions?xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 Does the Boots a Onion Square do prescriptions?xxOnion square? I'd definitely get one of those at greggs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 Aren't they what those folk in the Doublemint adverts would eat? Then they'd be all like "But what about your onion breath?" to which he replies "What onion breath?" as he chows down on a stick of gum. I distinctly remember one where he just ordered literally a plate of onions. Adverts are stupid. Not even a stick of the pepperiest of peppermint gum would cover up that hum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 Does the Boots a Onion Square do prescriptions?xxMaybe, if not the one in the Bon Accord does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted October 22, 2011 Report Share Posted October 22, 2011 Aren't they what those folk in the Doublemint adverts would eat? Then they'd be all like "But what about your onion breath?" to which he replies "What onion breath?" as he chows down on a stick of gum. I distinctly remember one where he just ordered literally a plate of onions. Adverts are stupid. Not even a stick of the pepperiest of peppermint gum would cover up that hum.plus if you ate a plate of onions if one bead of sweat was to drop from your pits you'd be yomen for miles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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