Diesel Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Mr Burns watching Itchy & Scratchy with Bart...Ah, that was delightful: the mouse butchered that cat like a hog, like a HOG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Yesterday I watched the episode where Homer believes he's going to die after eating the poisonous blowfish.Bart and Lisa singing the shaft song in the karaoke at the restaurant is absolutely killer. Great stuff. The episode also displays the sort of heart and emotion lost as it went downhill and all the pretenders never managed to get in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Bart: You're going down, Homer. I'm gonna fool you!Homer: You talk better than you fool.Bart: I'll fool you up real nice.Homer: You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Bart: Ew, it smells in here, and something's dripping on me!Willie: The smell is manure and the dripping is manure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 Yesterday I watched the episode where Homer believes he's going to die after eating the poisonous blowfish.Bart and Lisa singing the shaft song in the karaoke at the restaurant is absolutely killer. Great stuff. The episode also displays the sort of heart and emotion lost as it went downhill and all the pretenders never managed to get in the first place.I've been working my way through Season 2 lately and it really is top banana. A lot of episodes I hadn't seen in years and a lot of episodes I always had pegged as being much later. I think it's my favourite season tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 Moe: Say, Barn. Uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab? Barney: Oh ho, oh yeah. We all had a good laugh, Moe. Moe: The results came back today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 Homer? Who is Homer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Homey, you want Pork Chops?No, I want Roast Beef, you CLOD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Homey, you want Pork Chops?No, I want Roast Beef, you CLOD!Awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Mr. Burns: I dont like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, theres too many fat children Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Could be repost.Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?Moe: No!(The lie detector buzzes, indicating a lie)Moe: Alright, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him!(The lie detector dings, indicating the truth)Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir, you're free to go.Moe: Good, 'cause I've got a hot date tonight! (buzz) A date. (buzz) Dinner with friends. (buzz) Dinner alone. (buzz) Watching TV alone. (buzz) Alright! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog! (buzz) (ashamed) Sears catalog. (ding) Now would you unhook this already, please?! I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! (buzz) [edit] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Could be repost.Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?Moe: No!(The lie detector buzzes, indicating a lie)Moe: Alright, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him!(The lie detector dings, indicating the truth)Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir, you're free to go.Moe: Good, 'cause I've got a hot date tonight! (buzz) A date. (buzz) Dinner with friends. (buzz) Dinner alone. (buzz) Watching TV alone. (buzz) Alright! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog! (buzz) (ashamed) Sears catalog. (ding) Now would you unhook this already, please?! I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! (buzz) [edit] Maggie did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Have you ever seen the sun set at three....p..m?Argh once when I was sailing round the Arctic circle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 The Who shot Mr Burns episodes are severely underrated. There's plenty of excellent Wiggum. Despite the Simpsons being nowhere near as good as it used to be, I think Wiggum is one of very very few characters who kept getting better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Homer: Moe, I need some advice.Moe: Yeah.Homer: You see I have this friend called Joey Joe Joe...Junior...Shabadoo.Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.[A man in the bar leaves crying. Barney runs after him.]Barney: Hey, Joey Joe Joe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 YouTube - SideburnsPITT THE ELDER!LORD PALMERSTON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 "You killed Zombie Flanders!!""...he was a zombie?"xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 29, 2011 Report Share Posted May 29, 2011 Dozens of people are gunned down every day in Springfield but until now, none of them important. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 The common box kite was originally used as a means of drying wet string! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest B. Arthur Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Shelby: Springfield sucks!Bart: Hey! Stop talking bad about my town, man.Shelby: Why don't you make me?Bart: I don't make trash, I burn it.Shelby: Then I guess you're a garbage man.Bart: Well, I know _you_ are, but what am I?Shelby: A garbage man.Bart: I know _you_ are, but what am I?Shelby: A garbage man.Bart: I know you are, but what am I?Shelby: A garbage man.Bart: Takes one to know one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Pi is exactly three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Malloy: I sincerely regret any inconvenience that I may have caused. And although I have stolen your material goods, let me assure you that your dear town has stolen my heart.Everyone: Aw!Skinner: Oh, he's so charming.Barney: Let's let him go!Everyone: Yeah!Wiggum: Oh, sorry folks. Gee, I really hate to spoil this little love-in, but Mr. Malloy broke the law. And when you break the law, you gotta go to jail.Quimby: Uh, that reminds me, er, here's your monthly kickback.Wiggum: You just...you couldn't have picked a worse time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Official: What was the cause of the Civil War? Apu: Actually, there were numerous causes. Aside from the obvious schism between the abolitionists and the anti-abolitionists, there were economic factors, both domestic and inter...Official: Wait, wait. Just say slavery.Apu: Slavery it is, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you? Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks. Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third. Homer: Uh-huh. Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. Homer: Mm-Hmm. Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third. Homer: Oh, the hammock district! Hank Scorpio: That's right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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