Gypsum_Fantastic Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 YouTube - Homer's inventions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 Homer: *MARGE, BEER ME!*Marge: *Were all outa beer homer. Do you want some fruit punch?*Homer: *Don't toy with me woman!* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 Lisa: Automatic...Bart: Butt!Lisa: Flourescent...Bart: Booger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 Homer: Hmm. I wonder why he's so eager to go to the garage? Moe: The "garage"? Hey fellas, the "garage"! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man. Homer: Well what do you call it? Moe: A car hole! sorry if its a repost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Nice Andrew Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 Skinner: Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.Chalmers: Yes, I should be...GO-OD LORD, what is happening in there?Skinner: Aurora Borealis?Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?Skinner: Yes.Chalmers: May I see it?Skinner: No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 "You have 24 hours to get us the moneys...And to show that we're serious, you have 12 hours." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Homer - "I call the big one Bitey"(alledgedly Matt Groening's favourite quote) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Car heading towards cliff with Homer at the wheel:Marge: Homer... stop... you're going to kill us all.Homer: Or die trying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Marge: Why are there peanuts in the shower?Homer: Can't start the day without that fresh from the circus feeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Homer: I keep hearing this irregular thumping noise.Gas Station Attendant: It's your heart, and I think it's on its last thump!Homer: Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.(Homer drives off.)Kid: Where's he going?Gas Station Attendant: You remember that old Plymouth we just couldn't fix?Kid: We're going to sell him to Mr. Nikopopolous?!Gas Station Attendant: You're a dull boy, Billy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 "You'll kill us all!""Correction: Kill us both!"xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 skinner: Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.Chalmers: Yes, i should be...go-od lord, what is happening in there?Skinner: Aurora borealis?Chalmers: Aurora borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?Skinner: Yes.Chalmers: May i see it?Skinner: No.yes yes yes yes!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 "Those wack invertebrates will sting you old school!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Then why did I have the bowl Bart?Why did I have the bowl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 if you like good food, good fun, and.... a whole load of crazy crap on the walls, come to uncle moe's family feedbag 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonz Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 "Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chilli. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 See my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest...xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 I really like the vest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 Lisa (playing goalie in pee-wee ice-hockey) :"Look! Ralph Wiggum lost his shin guard. Hack the bone! Hack the bone!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 "Yes! We have no bananas.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus.H.Christ Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 Marge: I knew you had your hands full with the babies, so I baked you some banana bread.Apu: Oh hallelujah, our problems are solved. We have banana bread!Marge: Well, you don't have to be sarcastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Ralph: What's a battle?Principal Skinner: Hahahaha, lets go.Superintendent Chalmers: Did that boy say what's a battle?Principal Skinner: No he said What's that rattle, it's about the heating duct.Superintendent Chalmers: Hmm, it sounded like battle.Principal Skinner: I've had a cold, so--Superintendent Chalmers: Oh so you hear r's as b's?Principal Skinner: Yes.Superintendent Chalmers: I understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Marge: I knew you had your hands full with the babies, so I baked you some banana bread.Apu: Oh hallelujah, our problems are solved. We have banana bread!Marge: Well, you don't have to be sarcastic.The whole of that scene is gold!Marge: Maybe you two should get a nanny.Apu: Yes, and what would I pay her with? Banana bread? Sorry, sorry, it's just that we haven't slept in days, and we're running out of money and ... banana bread? What the hell were you thinking? Banana bread. Apologize, apologize again. As a token of forgiveness, please take this baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 HJS: "you feel like doin' something stupid? I know I do!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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