Soda Jerk Posted November 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2010 McClure: Well, that's the funeral, folks. We'll be sitting shiva at the Friars Club at 7pm and again at 10. You must be over 18 for the 10 o'clock. It gets a little blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted November 18, 2010 Report Share Posted November 18, 2010 Burns: "Are you saying 'boo!' or 'Boo-urns?'"[Crowd boos]Moleman: "I was saying 'Boo-urns'..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 Ralph: Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent. Miss Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside? Ralph: He was going to the bathroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 Angry dad: If you kids can't keep your hands to yourself, I'm turning this car around and there'll be no Cape Canaveral for anyone!(Nelson leans out of the car and slaps him on the back of the head)Angry dad: THAT'S IT! BACK TO WINNIPEG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 Now fill out these forms. I'm sure you'll find them more exciting than a weekend with Batman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigerfrommars Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 smithers boots up his computer and an image of burns appears saying:"hello smithers, you're quite good at turning me on" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emergency72 Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 Marge: (gasps as she bursts into Homer's mansion) Oh, my god, you're a junkie! Homer: (moaning) I need it... Marge: I'm getting you off this stuff! Homer: But I need it! Marge: No, you don't! - cut scene to Homer in hospital - Marge: Unfortunately, as I later learned, that wasn't heroin. It was insulin. Homer really did need those injections=================Moe: Oh, I wasn't trying to steal your watch. I--I--I was just coming on to you. Man at Bar: Okay, let's go back to my place. Moe: Oh, boy.=================Lou: [observing some police attack dogs] Gee, they look pretty mad. Chief Wiggum: Yeah, I've been starving them, teasing them, singing off key...mee my ma mo...mee my ma may...go get em boys[Dogs attack Chief Wiggum instead]=================Ralph: Wait, mister, you're drinking a candle. You don't want to get wax in your mouth, do you?Homer: [slyly] Maybe I do, son. Maybe I do.================Cheif Wiggum: Bake him away toys!Lou: What you say chief?Chief Wiggum: Do what the kid says.YouTube - The Simpsons bake him away toys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emergency72 Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 Some of my fave scenes... YouTube - The Simpsons bake him away toys!YouTube - The Simpsons - What's A Gym Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigerfrommars Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 Marge: someone give him some CPRHomer: I see a bad moon risingMarge: i said CPR not CCR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig C Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 Troy Mclure: Come on Jimmy, let's take a peek at the killing floor.Jimmy: Ohhh!Troy Mclure: Don't let the name throw you Jimmy. It's not really a floor,it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluicethrough so it can be collected and exported. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 "Go Aberdeen!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 "Go Aberdeen!""Aberdeen rules""You know, you remind me a lot of the Aberdeen strangler..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diarmaid Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 Reverend Lovejoy: I know one of you is responsible for this, so repeat after me: If I withhold the truth may I go straight to Hell, where I will eat naught but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola...Ralph Wiggum: Where fiery demons will punch me in the back...Bart: Where my soul will be chopped into confetti and strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers...Milhouse: Where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds...Bart did it! That Bart, right there!Bart: Milhouse!Reverend Lovejoy: Milhouse, you did the right thing. Bart, come with me for punishment. You too, snitchy.Homer: So, Burns is gonna make us all go on a stupid corporate retreat up in the mountains to learn about teamwork. Which means we'll have to cancel our plans to hang around here.Bart: Teamwork is overrated.Homer: Huh?Bart: Think about it. I mean, what team was Babe Ruth on? Who knows.Lisa and Marge: Yankees.Bart: Sharing is a bunch of bull, too. And helping others. And what's all this crap I've been hearing about tolerance?Homer: Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. But I think we have to go to the retreat anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 "Purple munkie dishwasher"Dr Nick Riviera: "Call 1-800 Doctorb...The B is for Bargain!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 Bart: I wish I had an ElephantLisa: You did, he was called Stampy, you loved him.Bart: Oh yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Todd: Daddy, was mommy a monkey? I can't remember. Ned: No one was ever a monkey! Everything is what it was and always will be! God put us here and that's that! Todd: But you said a stork brought me. Ned: Uh, that was God disguised as a stork. Rod: Who brings baby storks? Ned: There's no such thing as storks, it's all God! Todd: (praying in front of a statue of a stork) Please bless daddy and mommy... Ned: Stop praying to that stork! xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Anything that happens in the softball episode. Especially the guy who doesnt have sideburns but keeps being told to 'shave of those sideburns' by monty burns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Anything that happens in the softball episode. Especially the guy who doesnt have sideburns but keeps being told to 'shave of those sideburns' by monty burns.Here's the original version of the end theme from that episode. It's ace.Talkin' Baseball (Willie, Mickey, and the Duke) on Yahoo! Video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Frank Grimes: You? You went into outer space?Homer: Suuuure. You've never been? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 Ned Flanders: Did anyone pray for giant shoes?One of his kids: I did!Ned: Okley dokley then!After Bart kicks off his posture correction shoes and they crash through Flanders living room window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 What advantages does this motor car have over, say, a train which I could also afford? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 Willie: Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, like Englishman and Scots, Welshman and Scots, Japanese and Scots. Damn Scots! They ruin Scotland!Skinner: You Scots are a contentious peopleWillie: You just made an enemy for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 Homer: Uh, buh, buh, we're new foreign exchange students from ... uh, um ... Scotland!Willie: Saints be praised, I'm from Scotland! Where do ya hail from?Homer: Uh ... North ... Kilttown.Willie: No foolin'! I'm from North Kilttown! Do you know Angus McLeod?Homer: Wait a minute! There's no Angus McLeod in North Kilttown! Why, you're not from Scotland at all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 My retirement grease!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 Burns: This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they'll have written the greatest novel known to mankind. (reads one of the typewriters) "It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times"?! you stupid monkey! (monkey screeches) Oh, shut up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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