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It makes me sad that no-one stalks me anymore. I need validation from my peers :down:

Nobody stalks me either these days. I'm kinda happy about that. Don't like freaky internet stalker types.

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Guest Gladstone

Saw quite a few off this site on Friday at Lemon Tree, but not proper stalks as I talked to everyone, including Nev, who greeted me with "How's it going you ginger dick?". I could have nasty back, but I decided I would be the bigger man.

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So - I think I may have stalked Chris Officer 3 times in the past week. Once at Moorings (the night Malpaso Gang played) and a couple of times on Friday in town (once in Bon Accord Centre and once in Kilau).

Chris - were you the guy getting picked up by a huge monster of a man with long wavy hair and beard in Moorings during a Johnny Cash cover by the Malpaso Gang? And were you out in town shopping with same huge hairy bastard on Friday afternoon??

He looked like a mix between Justin Lee Collins and that Canadian comedian dude Craig Campbell.

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So - I think I may have stalked Chris Officer 3 times in the past week. Once at Moorings (the night Malpaso Gang played) and a couple of times on Friday in town (once in Bon Accord Centre and once in Kilau).

Chris - were you the guy getting picked up by a huge monster of a man with long wavy hair and beard in Moorings during a Johnny Cash cover by the Malpaso Gang? And were you out in town shopping with same huge hairy bastard on Friday afternoon??

He looked like a mix between Justin Lee Collins and that Canadian comedian dude Craig Campbell.

No.

Although I was in the Moorings and Kilau in the past week neither was during a gig or with a huge hairy monster of a man.

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I was walking right behind Adam Easy Wishes (i think) when him and a lady walked into Marks & Spencer at Union Square.

If I had loads of bags and looked annoyed then it was me for sure. I was wearing my flasher jacket. Good stalk.

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If I had loads of bags and looked annoyed then it was me for sure. I was wearing my flasher jacket. Good stalk.

You did (including a Sole Trader and John Lewis bag). I was so close to you i could've sniffed your hair...

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Hmmm - I thought I'd done a proper John W style stalk there with Chris. The guy I thought was you was about 5'6 short dark hair and dark goatee. How wrong was I?

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Hmmm - I thought I'd done a proper John W style stalk there with Chris. The guy I thought was you was about 5'6 short dark hair and dark goatee. How wrong was I?

About 2 inches wrong by the sounds of it. I'm 5'8 on a good day.

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Not taking offence but i am curious, what constitutes as a proper John W stalk?

Well - I sniffed this guy's hair. Had it really been Chris, that would have been a John W stalk because he has no idea who I am.

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I saw E.C. at Twin Atlantic too. He looked dazed and confused.

Also saw some other forum members, not stalks though as I was with them.

I'd just dropped acid.

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Aekido at Cellar 35 last night. My friend said hello to him, I turned round, recognised him and also said hi. He didn't know who I was. BOOM! Stalked!

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Denied, i saw you too, away to cross the road. Had i not been running late i would have stopped to say hello.

Unfortunately not field recordings of porn shots, but it was Rumours by Fleetwood Mac which is the closest thing to porn as music get's as far as i'm concerned.

I know I got nothin on you

I know theres nothing to do

When times go bad

And you cant get enough

Wont you lay me down in the tall grass

And let me do my stuff

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