Jaaakkkeee Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 Facon plus eggy bread and scrambled eggs doesn't make sense to me. Surely just have real bacon if you are going to eat eggs? [/can of worms]I had a similar chat with Allan Gardener. I tried vegan, and tapped out. Too hard. I don't feel good about eating stuff that comes from animals, but vegetarianism eases the guilt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 Animals are only here so we can eat them. You may as well oblige. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 What was so hard about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 What was so hard about it? The lack of mince, steak, burgers, chickens, ham, pork, minted lamb kebabs, huddocks, kippers, veal, liver, sausage, stovies and the fact that chick peas taste like wood filler perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 None of those are things that being a vegan rather than vegetarian prevented him from eating! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Okay then... What was so hard about it? His Boner for soya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 He found himself distanced from society for being a fussy bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 I'd like these American shops more if they didn't charge me through the fucking eyeballs for Gatorade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Ace-ic: new job. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Brb, off for a nostalgia wank.Edit- Tab Clear!"It is not a cola. I repeat, it is not a cola"Am I imagining it, or was the can clear as well? This was for Dr Pepper, wasn't it? Because it was "so misunderstood" as the jingle went. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 I always understood Dr Pepper. Understood it is shite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 I always understood Dr Pepper. Understood it is shite! What a misunderstood young man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 What was so hard about it?I'm very lazy. My diet consists of: egg on toast for breakfast at workchips and cheese or a cheese and tomato sandwich at worka cheese and onion sandwich and an egg sandwich for supper. if I have plans, that may change, like, tonight my supper was a regular salted popcorn and 4 rowies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Veggie rowies I hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Veggie rowies I hope.Of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 I'm very lazy. My diet consists of: egg on toast for breakfast at workchips and cheese or a cheese and tomato sandwich at worka cheese and onion sandwich and an egg sandwich for supper. if I have plans, that may change, like, tonight my supper was a regular salted popcorn and 4 rowies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 If work have a nice vegetarian option, which is rare, i might go for that.Oh, and sometimes I have pizza. Lots of pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Where do you work and how many of your meals a day do you eat there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Fucking hell Jake, have you never considered there being a link between you always posting about feeling ill and having a nutritionally garbage diet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 9, 2014 Report Share Posted January 9, 2014 Where do you work and how many of your meals a day do you eat there?Baker Hughes. And twice. I have a coffee when I first get in at half 7. My breakfast at quarter to 10 and my lunch at about quarter past 12. Fucking hell Jake, have you never considered there being a link between you always posting about feeling ill and having a nutritionally garbage diet?Definitely. But I'm in a... I forget the term. Lets call it a cunt loop. I'm in a cunt loop where I always feel unenergetic and unenthusiastic due to my bad eating. But due to this I can never be bothered to cook. due to this I eat bad and feel shit. due to this i feel too shit to cook. due to this.... cunt loop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 9, 2014 Report Share Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) Buy those packets of tortellini from Asda/Tesco/Sainsbury's. They literally take about 3 minutes on the boil to cook. If you're too super lazy to even heat some pasta sauce, put soy sauce on them.If you can't even be bothered doing something that simple, you're fucked. Edited January 9, 2014 by Teabags 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 9, 2014 Report Share Posted January 9, 2014 Buy those packets of tortellini from Asda/Tesco/Sainsbury's. They literally take about 3 minutes on the boil to cook. If You're super lazy, put soy sauce on them.If you can't even be bothered doing something that simple, you're fucked.That's the problem. I have loads of pasta in the cupboard. I go to the shops to buy my sandwiches and crisps and never think to grab a jar of sauce. The thought of the little effort that it takes to make some shitey pasta genuinely makes me anxious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 9, 2014 Report Share Posted January 9, 2014 That's the problem. I have loads of pasta in the cupboard. I go to the shops to buy my sandwiches and crisps and never think to grab a jar of sauce. The thought of the little effort that it takes to make some shitey pasta genuinely makes me anxious. you're fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 9, 2014 Report Share Posted January 9, 2014 Yup. Everything's too much effort. Worrying really. I only just manage to get to work. My last job I was constantly off. And it's not even due to laziness. I mean right now I'm at home, just constantly posting on here 'cause it means I wont' have to find something better to do. I want to play GTA. But I don't want to have to wait for it to load. I could practice bass for tonight. But that means actually playing bass. Also I need to shower. But that means finding clean clothes, a towel, then all the nonsense like brushing my teeth and drying my hair and getting redressed afterwards. Luckily I'm not hungry yet. I'll probably just pick up a sandwich on the way to Captain Toms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 9, 2014 Report Share Posted January 9, 2014 Sounds like you need a kick up the arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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