DanClews Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Don't belittle my fucking achievement.Anyway, there's a 50% pay rise in it for me. That's right, a fucking 5 figure pay rise.xxEDIT: It's probably not obvious enough that I'm not being serious, but fuck it.Staff to Contract jump? Don't worry, I know you were taking the piss - as was I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Nope, I'm just moving from being raped raw where I am to a much better wage there.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Already mentioned it, but Jonah Matrange last night and the night before was really great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Aker will give anyone a job! As will PSNQFT, i got a job there and im a complete spastic, which division?That one is obviously directed at stroopy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Graduate Electronic Engineer is the position, so I'll be flitting around divisions for a while.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Graduate Electronic Engineer is the position, so I'll be flitting around divisions for a while.xxI'm a trainee version of you. /coolstoryme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Already mentioned it, but Jonah Matranga last night/QUOTE]I wish I could bottle up the positivity you feel post-Jonah gig, as I've felt brilliant all day; much like the days after his previous visits to Aberdeen.A wonderful, wonderful, inspiring man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 I'm a trainee version of you. /coolstoryme.How can you be a trainee version of a Graduate?Are you still at uni?Or are you a draffie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 How can you be a trainee version of a Graduate?Are you still at uni?Or are you a draffie?I meant trainee electronic engineer. [JohnW] I'm not a fucking student [/JohnW] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Already mentioned it, but Jonah Matrange last night and the night before was really great.Very cringy of me to type Matrange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 I meant trainee electronic engineer. [JohnW] I'm not a fucking student [/JohnW]Should have done instruments.Much more interesting than Trace Heating and cable calcs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Should have done instruments.Much more interesting than Trace Heating and cable calcs.I don't do cable calcs and that. I test subsea rental equipment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 I don't do cable calcs and that. I test subsea rental equipment.PAT test? It was a joke, just the standard jokes between tiffies and sparkies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 PAT test? It was a joke, just the standard jokes between tiffies and sparkies.I actually do quite a lot of PAT testing. Fucking horrible stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Take it to PM, ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Summer is here and it's great. The place looks less grey. Drinking something icey cold is way more refreshing than usual, as is holding the cold bottle on your face. Wearing shorts is magnificent. Girls in tanktops is a cool bonus too.It has its downsides though. Flying insects that sting you with poison. Shirtless minks. Sweaty back.The good outweighs the bad though. Especially when I've got a fucking ice lolly. Boom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Summer is here and it's great. The place looks less grey. Drinking something icey cold is way more refreshing than usual, as is holding the cold bottle on your face. Wearing shorts is magnificent. Girls in tanktops is a cool bonus too.It has its downsides though. Flying insects that sting you with poison. Shirtless minks. Sweaty back.The good outweighs the bad though. Especially when I've got a fucking ice lolly. Boom.Good definitely outways the bad. I went to the hairdresser yesterday with minging sweaty hair that was quite greasy. Pretty embarrassing. But because my fringe was stuck to my head it meant they cut it exactly how I like it (last time it ended in disaster). then I went for a nice stroll down the beach with my girlfriend and my new haircut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 The city comes to life in the summer. The granite fucking BEAMS and looks luvly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Summer seems to increase the amount of attractive ladies walking around. Where are they all in winter? Are they hibernating? Are they DEAD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 I think a girl with a semi ugly face becomes hot if they've got a good pair of dodes oot. Or nice legs. So in winter these are covered up and you've got a minger. Come summer she's blossomed. Baps ahwhy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Bloc Party season has started in New York. Hunners o' bands playing ruond the corner from me tommorrow. Can't wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 I have money in my savings account! I genuinely can't remember the last time that happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Summer seems to increase the amount of attractive ladies walking around. Where are they all in winter? Are they hibernating? Are they DEAD?"I know when summer's at it's best, all the girls start wearing less" - JJ Bull, 10 Easy Wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Superstar Car Wash by The Goo Goo Dolls is Ace-ic.Popular music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 I think a girl with a semi ugly face becomes hot if they've got a good pair of dodes oot. Or nice legs. So in winter these are covered up and you've got a minger. Come summer she's blossomed. Baps ahwhy.A post that Germaine Greer would be proud of. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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