kirsten Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 I doubt I'm "hungry" enough. Jesus. You'd think they were auditioning for a new member of U2 or something, not some limp dick covers band. "the words "I can't do that night" do not exsist ( you have been warned)". Do me a favour. And seriously, unless you're auditioning for a fucking boy band, appearance should never be a criteria.What a bunch of total wanks. I feel like asking for an audition so I can go along and tell them I hate them.Do it and record it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 Can't fault them for wanting an eye-ogglingly-attractive vocalist who has absolutely no life of his own, giving him utmost commitment.Perhaps they could fly Deyzer in. He's got it all. Flowing locks, great set of pipes, and he can even rap. If playing Doberman twice doesn't command a stage, then what will? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 If he's that good looking, he'd be smashing the gash 24/7 and would have no time for rehearsals or gigs. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 writing out a huge, well thought out reply to a thread and finding out it's been closed when I press 'post reply' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 That just happened to me too! I had gone to the bother of making a screenshot and everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 Screenshot? that's some serious shit.I was making a valid point about how Aberdeen is a big ball of homogenous shit nowadays. It was a pretty good rant but noone will ever know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 I was making fun of Cool Thinker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 Pet hate right now: the cameraman filming the Man City match. It's like an episode of 24. Stay still you idiot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 Where was the thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 It was something like 'Pret a manger opens 2nd location'. A cool thinker thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 4, 2012 Report Share Posted March 4, 2012 Pet hate: my thoughts not being as cool as Cool Thinker's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 Folk stealing pens.I carry a pocket of pens with me. A sharpie, a highlighter, and two ballpoints. I set one ballpoint down on a checklist I was filling out at work. Go back through and it's gone. You may think "jesus, why's this guy carrying around all these pens?" Because folk are always fucking stealing them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 Can't fault them for wanting an eye-ogglingly-attractive vocalist who has absolutely no life of his own, giving him utmost commitment.Perhaps they could fly Deyzer in. He's got it all. Flowing locks, great set of pipes, and he can even rap. If playing Doberman twice doesn't command a stage, then what will?You mean Benson.Pet hate today is the “sage old American” voice often used in advertising these days. He’s been an extremely successful and innovative businessman but he also took some time out to live with the locals in Nepal and India and surf in Australia. He was probably famous for wearing jeans to board meetings and knowing each member of staff in his international organisation by name. He likes to sound like he’s applying philosophy to business but really he’s just saying words that don’t really mean anything…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zeOuHtpIt8&feature=plcp&context=C34faa0cUDOEgsToPDskLR5wqtdZugm_w__ANiCRRA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 Perhaps I do. Which one was Deyzer? I thought he was the talented dreamboat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 Court citations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 Court citations What have you done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 What have you done?got caught with a bit of percy on me, worth £10 in their own words, its a fucking joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 and they are hauling you up in front of court for that?! Fucks sake, another fine waste of police time, at least i only got as far as the station and nothing else for my post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 and they are hauling you up in front of court for that?! Fucks sake, another fine waste of police time, at least i only got as far as the station and nothing else for my post!got a citation through the door today, another guy who was stopped and searched at the same time as me, caught with roughly the same amount got let off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 got caught with a bit of percy on me, worth £10 in their own words, its a fucking jokeand they are hauling you up in front of court for that?! Fucks sake, another fine waste of police time, at least i only got as far as the station and nothing else for my post!The pair of you could obviously just not do illegal things in the first place and not waste my money reminding you that what you're doing is illegal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 got a citation through the door today, another guy who was stopped and searched at the same time as me, caught with roughly the same amount got let off.Honestly what a load of shite and what a fucking waste of everyone's time. I take it you must have previous before they are bothering? Last time i was caught was only a fine thankfully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 The pair of you could obviously just not do illegal things in the first place and not waste my money reminding you that what you're doing is illegal I like spending your money phil, so will Ian Wood apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 I like spending your money phil, so will Ian Wood apparently Aye, he's technically not doing anything illegal though.You can't really complain about getting your bum spanked for being a naughty boy though. Don't do the crime if you can't hack the time. Oh, and treat yo mommo right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 Of course you can complain, that's what the internet is for. Its still a waste of everyone's time and effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 Of course you can complain, that's what the internet is for. Its still a waste of everyone's time and effort.Nope, the internet is for jakebassist to ruin by sapping any ounce of enjoyment out of interesting threads. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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