Flights Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Speaking of crime, a pet hate of mine right now is finding out where I live isn't as safe as I thought. I've been wandering around la-dee-da thinking it seems quite nice then I found out yesterday in the news a cop got shot in the head two blocks from my flat. Seriously scary shit. I knew there were 'projects' in the area and i've walked around them a few times (you never go into 'the pit' in the middle no matter how nice it looks) but I thought the gang stuff was more on the outskirts of the city nowadays.This has happened before too. The last place I lived seemed extremely safe untill I found out there was a rape gang terrorizing women on a regular basis. this trouble seems to be following you around... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 "Entitled to compensation".ENTITLED? FUCK OFF BACK TO ARGOS YOU POUNDLAND BASTARD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Popcorn bag rustling in the cinema. Why Cineworld, do you supply popcorn in the noisiest substance known to man? Couldn't you use cardboard? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 This has happened before too. The last place I lived seemed extremely safe untill I found out there was a rape gang terrorizing women on a regular basis.Stopped now that you've moved away by any chance? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Has banter just turned into calling ca_gere a gang rapist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 I don't think me, my dog and my trusty old raping stick can be considered a 'gang' 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 No, but you were the ring leader. And now you've left they have disbanded.Intentional pun?xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Speaking of crime, a pet hate of mine right now is finding out where I live isn't as safe as I thought. I've been wandering around la-dee-da thinking it seems quite nice then I found out yesterday in the news a cop got shot in the head two blocks from my flat. Seriously scary shit. I knew there were 'projects' in the area and i've walked around them a few times (you never go into 'the pit' in the middle no matter how nice it looks) but I thought the gang stuff was more on the outskirts of the city nowadays.This has happened before too. The last place I lived seemed extremely safe untill I found out there was a rape gang terrorizing women on a regular basis.I thought I lived in a really nice quiet area too, then two weeks ago my girlfriend got mugged, and this week a woman was found chopped up and stuffed into a suitcase, and left out beside the wheelie bins for the bin men. Now I'm beginning to question how safe it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Popcorn bag rustling in the cinema. Why Cineworld, do you supply popcorn in the noisiest substance known to man? Couldn't you use cardboard?Agreed.Worse though, are the CUNTS (usually in group of 6 to 8) who come in armed with carrier bags full of enough gulch for the entire movie and spend the duration passing the bags back on forth to each other, thus ensuring a constant state of loud rustling. Death is too good for these gluttonous pigs. Billy Connolly nailed it when he said "for fucks sake eat at HOME!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Agreed.Worse though, are the CUNTS (usually in group of 6 to 8) who come in armed with carrier bags full of enough gulch for the entire movie and spend the duration passing the bags back on forth to each other, thus ensuring a constant state of loud rustling. Death is too good for these gluttonous pigs. Billy Connolly nailed it when he said "for fucks sake eat at HOME!"I think we've done this a lot but bad cinema etiquette fucks me off no end. For example, if you can't be in your seat before the movie has started, fuck off and wait for the next showing. People walking in and walking in front of the screen, trying to squeeze into seats etc ten minutes into the movie should be shot. If the film is advertised to start at 7, they should stop selling tickets at 7.And yeah. If you can't go 2 hours without shovelling food into your face you really shouldn't be allowed out in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 I think getting popcorn and a big juice and paying more than you would anywhere else is part of the cinema experience.But I never eat popcorn once it gets near the bottom of the bag, that's just too noisy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 I devour every last piece of popcorn. Usually all before the film starts so I don't bother anyone.I love popcorn.Salted of course. Non of that sweet shit. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Yeuch. Salted popcorn is coated with the devil's semen. That's one of my pet hates. You don't get sweet popcorn in the Cineworld I go to. Just that salty wank-butter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 I just don't get people who prefer sweet popcorn. I have good friends who like sweet popcorn but it makes me a little wary of them. I'll always look kindly on someone who goes for salted.Tbh the world would make more sense to me if the all wars were fought over popcorn preference rather than religion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 If I took a girl on a date to the cinema and she asked for salty popcorn that would be our last date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 If I took a girl on a date to the cinema and she asked for salty popcorn that would be our last date.But she wouldn't be against a mouthful of salty goodness? If she paid for the stuff her self I'd fucking marry her!xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Sweet and salty are both shit popcorn. Buttered is the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 If i'm going with a pal, salty popcorn, going with the burd, sweet, 'cause she prefers sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Think that right there might be the definition of a weak man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Think that right there might be the definition of a wank.fixed for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 I had popcorn last night. do you even get it with sugar on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Soda Jerk Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 Cowardly horrid scumbag twats.My girlfriend got assaulted last night by her mate's scumbag chav cunt boyfriend, who has history of beating up his own missus. I wasn't there, because I've met the guy, and he's literally the worst person I've ever met, so I want nothing to do with him. I keep getting invited along, but I decline, though I was put to ease with the usual "aww, he's not like that anymore" spiel.Allegedly, my missus and her mate were in the other room, they came in to the lounge and the guy was looking through my girlfriends text messages. He flipped because there was a text she sent to me about him being a bit of a knob. She tried to get her phone back, he grabbed her hand and bent he fingers right back (she can barely move her hand this morning), shoved her on the floor and apparently kicked her in the legs and hit her in the face. She got the phone back, tried phoning for a Taxi, but he kept getting the phone off her and hanging up, saying she wasn't allowed to leave.The difficult part is; I've been completely forbidden from either getting the police involved or going to the cowardly bastards house and breaking the cunts fucking spine, because if I do, her friendship will be ruined, and they'll break up, and her mate won't be able to afford the rent on her own, and all this happy, happy family garbage. So I'm supposed to just sit down and shut up, even though I know some horrid little bumshite has been throwing his weight around against my missus; and his own...Literally no idea what to do. No idea why this lass condones this scummy cunt, but she does. My missus works with her, and they are now best mates, so if I get involved, that will go tits up and somehow I'll be the bad guy. Not the cokehead wifebeater. Me. Lovely.Since I'm not allowed to get involved, if anyone wants to make a quick £50, all you need is a crowbar and a rough idea of where a mans kneecap is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 Why the fuck is your missus' mate going out with this scumbag? I guess, short term the advice should be - don't go anywhere near that guy's house ever again. What a dickhead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 Boy sounds like he needs a royal fucking beatdown! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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