ca_gere Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 16 minutes ago, Doctor Acula said: Relations sharing thinly veiled islamophobic articles on Facebook. it's called a hijab 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 3 hours ago, ca_gere said: it's called a hijab Haha, brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 3 hours ago, Gypsum_Fantastic said: No one puts Tebags in the sink. He wouldn't like that. He doesn't like being put in the corner either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 On 2/8/2016 at 2:52 PM, Lemonade said: There's a special place in hell for cunts who put tea bags in the sink. Especially when there's a bin about 4 feet away 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 (edited) On 2/8/2016 at 3:56 PM, ca_gere said: it's called a hijab LOL(but actually, its called a niqab.)Looked into this more, actually, a burkha does make sense. Sorry!Oh yeah, you said hijab, not burkha.. YOU'RE WRONG. Edited February 10, 2016 by Teabags Talking to myself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 So then what's an abaya?! xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Stroopy121 said: So then what's an abaya?! xx My quick idiot analysis... Hijab - like a hood that is wrapped round the head, not covering the face Niqab - a veil which covers the lower part of the face, leaving the eyes exposed Burkha - hooded cloak type thing that cover the whole body, from the top of the head, covering the face, all the way down to the feet Abaya - cloak covering the body from shoulders down to the feet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 Pet hate : dry dogging. I do it anyway. But after dry wanking too much it's all cut and scabby and I can't even pull back the skin to pee. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Improved Thinker Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 I hate how fast I am aging. I turn 20 next month and it really does not feel 2 years since I turned 18. My 16-18 wait was not this fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 Pet Hate: The comments section of news articles. Why do I click? I never should, sometimes I just accidentally read one and I am reminded there is a world of hateful and/or ignorant people reading the same articles as me. Two recent new stories spring to mind - one on the 1916 Easter Rising commemorations and that some Scottish councils are discussing if they will fly the tricolour and another article on the sexual harassment women have faced online from appearing on the TV quiz show Jeopardy. I kind of get the impression that people outside of my friends list are turbo charged Jeremy Clarksons. Long story short: Irish = bad terrorists, women = asking for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 I saw one the other day that was something along the lines of - "if pro-choicers think a feotus isn't a person, why do they get upset when they have a miscarriage huh?" this was a few sentences into a pseudo-intellectual "I've done my research" diwankatribe. possibly the most idiotic thing ever written. Then I realize I'm seeing it because I'm connected to this person. He's the husband of someone I work with. cue a week of me prying into the personal life of a co-worker, trying to suss out how she could be with someone so stupid yet remain pretty normal herself. turns out she hates the guy, never sees him and only married him for a green card. Phew. like you though, I fully regret even looking at the comments section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 Never read the comments. xx 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 8 hours ago, Jaaakkkeee said: Pet hate : dry dogging. I do it anyway. But after dry wanking too much it's all cut and scabby and I can't even pull back the skin to pee. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 What's dry dogging? Is that when your car battery runs out when you leave your indicators and wipers on all night in a vain attempt to attract a mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 19 hours ago, ca_gere said: turns out she hates the guy, never sees him and only married him for a green card. The American dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 14 hours ago, James Broonbreed said: What's dry dogging? Is that when your car battery runs out when you leave your indicators and wipers on all night in a vain attempt to attract a mate? Wanking without lube. I've never needed having a foreskin and all. Think I'm getting older and the older I get the harder I have to chug and if I'm chugging hard with no lube I'll end up with cuts which turn to scabs and heal together and make it so the only way I can get them to heal properly is to rip them open every morning in the shower so my foreskin doesn't heal closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 4 hours ago, Jaaakkkeee said: Wanking without lube. I've never needed having a foreskin and all. Think I'm getting older and the older I get the harder I have to chug and if I'm chugging hard with no lube I'll end up with cuts which turn to scabs and heal together and make it so the only way I can get them to heal properly is to rip them open every morning in the shower so my foreskin doesn't heal closed. Are you Edward Scissorhands? Wtf? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 That's pretty fucked up. You're mental. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 7 hours ago, waltz said: Are you Edward Scissorhands? Wtf? I think it's just dry skin but as I wank more it turns in to little cuts and then they obviously scab over a little making it horrible pain to pee or wash due to me ripping open the cuts every time I pull back. I'm not sure if that counts as some sort of addiction. I'm just bored, so I wank, a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 "I'm Bored, therefore I wank." - Jake. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Woodsinho Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 12 hours ago, James Broonbreed said: And it was the best episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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