Guest E.C Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Hollister should take a long walk off a short "Pier". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Asda taking 3 weeks to take a debit card payment out of my account. Now I'm overdrawn with 5 days until payday. That'll probably cost me a wedge in charges too. Cheers, Asda. Twatcunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Relating back to the charity street-teamers, there was one waiting in the hallway of my building when I arrived home today. He started giving me his patter and flashing his badge like a red-clad FBI agent as soon as I opened the main door. There is no escape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Always go into Hollister when you walk past. Always. It's fully of stupidly attractive lassies. They're probably dickheads but their skin looks nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Always go into Hollister when you walk past. Always. It's fully of stupidly attractive lassies. They're probably dickheads but their skin looks nice.Notsureifserious.jpgThere are countless better alternatives if you are interested in swatching teh muffterz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Notsureifserious.jpgThere are countless better alternatives if you are interested in swatching teh muffterznot100%serious.jpgI generally shop with females as I have remarkably poor taste in clothes => which usually leads to them looking in Hollister => which is generally quite pleasant. The clothes are shite though. I'd like to point out that my opinions are worthless as I have been in Liquid nightclub on the "prowl" about 4 or 5 times already this year. Where would you recommend Christy? The university campus - where I work - is legendary. As is Slovenia, but that's a bit out of the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Don't know if it's been mentioned, but I saw something the other day that reminded me of the original post.Y'know what I really hate?People who constantly address others who are not immediate family or loved ones as "love", "honey" or "sweetie".There are two or three girls at my work who do this and it really grinds my fucking gears! Every fourth word seems to be "love" or "honey".Anyone else share this pet hate?'Babe' Officially A Word, Oxford English Dictionary SaysEwww...Although I heard rumours that 'chillax' is being removed from the OED, so that's something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Don't know if it's been mentioned, but I saw something the other day that reminded me of the original post.'Babe' Officially A Word, Oxford English Dictionary SaysEwww...Although I heard rumours that 'chillax' is being removed from the OED, so that's something...I say babe all the time. But only to my girlfriend. I hate folk that say "hey babe" to girls that they're trying to get in about. total creeping. Saying that, back in the days of adding anything with tits on msn I was known to go "heyy sxc" and put "xx" after every message, even though it's msn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 I say babe all the time. But only to my girlfriend. I hate folk that say "hey babe" to girls that they're trying to get in about. total creeping. Saying that, back in the days of adding anything with tits on msn I was known to go "heyy sxc" and put "xx" after every message, even though it's msn.Imagine if anyone still did that, on internet forums for example, you'd think they were a right knob. Hohoho, perish the thought. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Imagine if anyone still did that, on internet forums for example, you'd think they were a right knob. Hohoho, perish the thought.I was a total asswipe though. Being 13/14. Msn and bebo. Adding girls. Heyy bbe, heyy sxc. heyy gawjus. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Imagine if anyone still did that, on internet forums for example, you'd think they were a right knob. Hohoho, perish the thought.icwtudidxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Performance appraisal processes. They have the best intentions I'm sure but I've never seen one yet that really works in practice. Can I just get on with my job? Me work, you pay, things go tits up, me did bad, things go good, me do good, you pay me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Performance appraisal processes. They have the best intentions I'm sure but I've never seen one yet that really works in practice. Can I just get on with my job? Me work, you pay, things go tits up, me did bad, things go good, me do good, you pay me.I'm doing one of those at the moment as well. I have a form to fill in, and I'm tempted to answer every question by drawing a cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 I've never had to do one of these. What are they for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 With mine you get one every year and you have to fill in what you think you do well, what you could do with brushing up on, general thoughts about your job and performance, whether you would benefit from additional training, what you enjoy, what you don't enjoy, skills you have that aren't being utilised etc. They are a pain in the bum, but a good opportunity to rant sometimes and know someone is actually listening. It's just a sort of yearly check-up of how you're progressing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Working with a hangover.Inconsiderate bastard of a colleague decided to have his leaving drinks on a school night. Quiet drinks with colleagues ended rather messily.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 With mine you get one every year and you have to fill in what you think you do well, what you could do with brushing up on, general thoughts about your job and performance, whether you would benefit from additional training, what you enjoy, what you don't enjoy, skills you have that aren't being utilised etc. They are a pain in the bum, but a good opportunity to rant sometimes and know someone is actually listening. It's just a sort of yearly check-up of how you're progressing.That doesn't sound too bad. I'd happily do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 It doesn't sound too bad but when you have to sit down and actually do them...Total pain in the arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 Going into the kitchen at work to make a cup of tea, there is a small queue for the hot water, so being th enice person i am, i get the milk out of the fridge to speed things up. Person finishes with the water, puts milk in the tea........MILK BACK IN FRIDGE!!! WOW WE NOW HAVE MAGIC MILK THAT JUMPS OUT OF THE FRIDGE FOR YOU!!!! Prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 You'd moan plenty if someone had left the milk out of the fridge, you unreasonable cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 Sending messages via text, e-mail, or in today's case my work IM system, to the wrong person....particularly when the content of the message is about the person you accidentally send it to. Entirely my fault for being a bitch which I'd like to think is unlike me but more so recently probably isn't. Let this be a lesson to me. I managed to recover really well, pretend it was a joke about something else and am just so thankful I decided to remove the words FAT and CUNT before I sent it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 Sending messages via text, e-mail, or in today's case my work IM system, to the wrong person....particularly when the content of the message is about the person you accidentally send it to. Entirely my fault for being a bitch which I'd like to think is unlike me but more so recently probably isn't. Let this be a lesson to me. I managed to recover really well, pretend it was a joke about something else and am just so thankful I decided to remove the words FAT and CUNT before I sent it.I find the best way to cover that one is try to make on that you knew you were sending it to him and that it was meant to be a joke. Then you're be the guy with the shit sense of humour who thinks he's funny, rather than the guy who is a complete bitch.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 I've realised how much of a bitch I am recently as my phone often doesn't hang up properly and I always immediately bitch about the person I was speaking to. Its more out of hating phone conversations though. I thought I'd done it to my mum recently, but luckily she couldn't make out what I was saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 Sending messages via text, e-mail, or in today's case my work IM system, to the wrong person....particularly when the content of the message is about the person you accidentally send it to. Entirely my fault for being a bitch which I'd like to think is unlike me but more so recently probably isn't. Let this be a lesson to me. I managed to recover really well, pretend it was a joke about something else and am just so thankful I decided to remove the words FAT and CUNT before I sent it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 I didn't think I was a bitch until someone joined my office who shares my opinions on everyone else. I was just a latent bitch all these years, killing myself with internal frustration. Now I'm free but a horrible man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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