Shaki Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 People talking (on purpose) with a mouthful of food.... I f*cking hate it !My son has just done this earlier at the tea table, and to make matters worse my darling wife was laughing (which she does a lot when they're misbehaving) at his antics.... some f*cking example THAT gives..... I despair...... she's in a strop with me now....despite the fact that my daughter, son & wife all left the table without clearing their plates.... is it SO hard to put them in the f*cking dishwasher?.... never mind, Au-pair Sam will do it !F*ck I'm fizzing now....sorry had to get it off my chestrant over.... I was particularly annoyed at some woman talking with her mouth full at my uncle's birthday party last night. I felt bad for my disdain when I realised it was actually a massive abcess filling her mouth rather than food. Football related pet hate: When a player is on the deck and the ball is still in play. As far as I know it is now the ref's responsibility to stop play rather than relying on the sportsmanship of the players to kick it out. PLAY ON and everyone accept the rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 With you on that one. As annoying is when players are hobbling and then they decide they need to sit down and they do so 3 yards from the edge of the pitch. Just get of the pitch you dick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Get Louise Woodward hired. She'd soon sort the kids out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Calling drum stools "thrones". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 The american word for studded boots "cleats". Awful. Kills me every time I hear it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 It's worse when American drummers ask you to get your cleats off their throne whilst you're chillaxing.Maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 who doesn't like to chillax? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Chillaxin' to the maximum. Espesh. Peeps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 The end of the weekend feeling.I don't even have to do much work until late afternoon tomorrow. My weekend isn't really over yet I still get the slightly depressed feeling that it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Currently Active Users: 74 (22 members and 52 guests)And nobody's posting anything What's everyone doing? Hanging out in that damn equipment forum? And who are all these guests? Stop hiding and say hello! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Currently Active Users: 74 (22 members and 52 guests)And nobody's posting anything What's everyone doing? Hanging out in that damn equipment forum? And who are all these guests? Stop hiding and say hello!Hulloo, and I think I'm off to bed... the UFC didn't download properly so I'm annoyed at that. And that I'm an utter twat and submitted my essay to be checked for plagiarism, and selected the wrong group. My tutor is going to think I'm a pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Currently Active Users: 74 (22 members and 52 guests)And nobody's posting anything What's everyone doing? Hanging out in that damn equipment forum? And who are all these guests? Stop hiding and say hello!Hello! I was catching up with what happened while I was out today. Turns out I don't have much to add to anything that was said. Does having no opinions count as a Pet Hate? Probably not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 You can hate anything if you just try hard enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Currently Active Users: 74 (22 members and 52 guests)And nobody's posting anything What's everyone doing? Hanging out in that damn equipment forum? !It's probably mostly spammers. They register. Realise they can't post anything. Fuck off again. Dave deletes the account. Repeat about 100 times per day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Hulloo, and I think I'm off to bed... the UFC didn't download properly so I'm annoyed at that. And that I'm an utter twat and submitted my essay to be checked for plagiarism, and selected the wrong group. My tutor is going to think I'm a pleb.What's this? Does someone other than the person who marks it decide if there may be plagiarism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 It's probably mostly spammers. They register. Realise they can't post anything. Fuck off again. Dave deletes the account. Repeat about 100 times per day...How are they stopped from posting anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 I did not know that. Well I knew there was something like that out there. Didn't know that every essay was checked with it as routine though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 How are they stopped from posting anything?They can post, but new users first posts need to be approved by a mod so they never actually go live. They usually got round that by spamming their own profiles with visitor messages, but then we disabled visitor messaging for that very reason because we were deleting literally hundreds of them every day. We've also recently switched back on the rule that new users have to be confirmed by a mod to stop the 100+ new registrations we were getting every day from spammers, so they cant do anything until Dave looks over the registration, and he just deletes them before they can post anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 I learned two new things today and I've not even woken up. 8-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Turnitin in a massive pain in the hoop. Have to submit every essay through it as well as hand a hard copy [or 2] in to the school office. It's meant to produce an "Originality Report" that is meant to be attached to the essay, but it never generates it when you're at the computer waiting for it to do so. Sometimes takes days depending on how busy the system is. Most tutors don't seem to care and luckily I've never lost a mark for it. Yet. I always forget to submit it to Turnitin, so I'll be basking in the post-essay hand in glory, having a smoke or a cup of tea and then "TURNITIN!!" will thunder through my mind and I'll have to fanny about on their shitty website.In short: Fuck Turnitin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 As a tutor Turnitin is very helpful. Also, unless your tutor is a harsh bastard then as long as you've got either a hard copy or a turnitin copy in by the deadline you should be fine. You just can't get your essay back until the tutor's seen it on turnitin. I've had to fail a couple that cut and paste stuff from those stupid 'writeyouressayforyou?.com' style websites. I don't know why folk bother anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Starbucks filling my takeaway filter coffee right to the fucking brim so I can't get more than two steps out of the shop before it spills all over my fingers. Especially galling is when they give you two cups instead of a sleeve so the lid doesn't go on properly and it spills out the sides. The cup holder in the door of my car is like a swimming pool of coffee (for ants). Tomorrow Imma ask for a small coffee in a large cup. That'll fix it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 As a tutor Turnitin is very helpful. Also, unless your tutor is a harsh bastard then as long as you've got either a hard copy or a turnitin copy in by the deadline you should be fine. You just can't get your essay back until the tutor's seen it on turnitin. I've had to fail a couple that cut and paste stuff from those stupid 'writeyouressayforyou?.com' style websites. I don't know why folk bother anymore.I can totally see how helpful it is for a tutor, but for a student it can be incredibly frustrating. It's like anything with computers though, sometimes it'll work wonderfully, other times it'll operate like a proverbial fucktard.The folk that copy and paste their essays should be booted from the course, no questions. I go to uni to learn, not act like a stupid prick and those sort of people are another pet hate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 OH MY FUCKING GOD. There are two adverts I just saw that were just awful. The Richmond sausage advert: "I'll be coming home for the summer..." I hate all the fuckers in that advert, with their waistcoats and cunty faces. The bit where they do get home and their mother has Richmond sausages for them and they're all laughing about something - which probably wasn't even funny. Their mum is a bitch as well.I can't remember what the other advert was about but it had a cunty little kid speaking about how he loves cake and chocolate. He was getting chocolate all over his face and generally being a cunt. Nearly boked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 OH MY FUCKING GOD. There are two adverts I just saw that were just awful. The Richmond sausage advert: "I'll be coming home for the summer..." I hate all the fuckers in that advert, with their waistcoats and cunty faces. The bit where they do get home and their mother has Richmond sausages for them and they're all laughing about something - which probably wasn't even funny. Their mum is a bitch as well.Richmond sausages are pretty good though. I perhaps do prefer vegan ones, which is something I'd never thought I'd say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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