Soda Jerk Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 Teamtalk.com did that. It used to be so nice on the easy and really easy to use. Now look at this mess.TEAMtalk | Football | Latest Football News, Results and FixturesIt's like someone vomited pictures and text onto a blank page and then just left it where it landed.The thumb up/down system is great though. There was a post about that Exeter striker dying of cancer, and the poster paying his respect to the club and his family, and it got a thumbs down. Proper harsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 Hairs that grow much quicker than other hairs, despite being right next to each other. It's not a race. Stop making me look like I've badly tried to cut my own hair.The Kevin Keegan effect. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Teamtalk.com did that. It used to be so nice on the easy and really easy to use. Now look at this mess.TEAMtalk | Football | Latest Football News, Results and FixturesIt's like someone vomited pictures and text onto a blank page and then just left it where it landed.Thats pretty bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 'Friendly' organisations. I was walking through the Trinity Centre earlier and the doors said 'hello you' on them. Fuck you, Trinity Centre, I'm hungover and I don't want you talking to me like some kind of simpering, matey London media wank. You are a building.Channel Dave. Fuck off. I don't know anyone called Dave that well and I don't need to pretend a tv channel is my friend. And fucking smoothie companies asking me to 'give them a bell' if I have any comments or suggestions. I want my companies to be faceless, gray monoliths run by sneering Libertarians in suits. I want companies to make OCP look like a child's lemonade stand I don't want to be their fucking 'mate'. I want them to dump face-melting chemicals in childrens' paddling pools because that's what companies do. We understand each other. I hate them and they hate me. All this 'drop in for a chat' shit makes me feel like they're buying my dinner with one hand while fisting me with the other. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 'Friendly' organisations. I was walking through the Trinity Centre earlier and the doors said 'hello you' on them. Fuck you, Trinity Centre, I'm hungover and I don't want you talking to me like some kind of simpering, matey London media wank. You are a building.Good rant. Would read again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Those webuyanycar.com ads on Dave during every single ad break. If you havent had the misfortune to see them, they feature people doing a song in a variety of different musical styles before being interrupted by some amusing interference after which they pop back up and finish the jingle. They have managed the feat of making every single variation of the theme annoying and there are at least 5 or 6. Particular hatred reserved for the dolly bird in pink who has a particularly irritating nasal twang to her voice and looks like she will be doing particularly degrading porn soon. As will Kelly Brook if luck will out, she is getting on my tits as well the now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Those webuyanycar.com ads on Dave during every single ad break. If you havent had the misfortune to see them, they feature people doing a song in a variety of different musical styles before being interrupted by some amusing interference after which they pop back up and finish the jingle. They have managed the feat of making every single variation of the theme annoying and there are at least 5 or 6. Particular hatred reserved for the dolly bird in pink who has a particularly irritating nasal twang to her voice and looks like she will be doing particularly degrading porn soon. As will Kelly Brook if luck will out, she is getting on my tits as well the now.You'll be pleased to learn I managed to scam webuyanycar.cunts into buying my absolute shit-bucket of a motor of me, someone was in for a nasty shock once they did 5-10 miles in it, fortunatley their "test drive" consisted of taking it round the car park. I read somewhere you can see KB's growler in that Pirahna film so she's well on the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 I read somewhere you can see KB's growler in that Pirahna filmThe Kevin Keegan Effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 The Kevin Keegan Effect."I would love it if I could see Kelly Brook's growler." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 "I would love it if I could see Kelly Brook's growler." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Why the fuck does this bloke constantly spill tea on the carpet and his desk, has to stare at it and walk slowly because the cup is completely full...yet at the end of the day there are several half full cups of tea on his desk??PUT IN LESS WATER, IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD TO FIGURE OUT??!?!?!?!ARGH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 All these footballers wives/girlfriend types taking the moral high ground when the guy inevitably does the dirty on them Abby Clancy, ex-drug hoover who has been with Peter Crouch for his devastatingly handsome visage, NOT HIS MONEY, being the latest. Oh and ex-maybe racist toilet attendant assaulter Cheryl Peoples Princess Cole splitting up with Cashley but neglecting to change back to her maiden name. Bints. Solid gold bints. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 All these footballers wives/girlfriend types taking the moral high ground when the guy inevitably does the dirty on them Abby Clancy, ex-drug hoover who has been with Peter Crouch for his devastatingly handsome visage, NOT HIS MONEY, being the latest. Oh and ex-maybe racist toilet attendant assaulter Cheryl Peoples Princess Cole splitting up with Cashley but neglecting to change back to her maiden name. Bints. Solid gold bints.Bang on. Today's Metro quoted somehow wag hooker as telling Abby that she didn't need Peter anymore because she was financially secure. Fuck you all, you stupid tarts. For some reason, that got me really annoyed this morning. Gah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 I'm going to use this quote from Teabags to outline one of my pet hates.Why the fuck does this bloke constantly spill tea on the carpet and his desk, has to stare at it and walk slowly because the cup is completely full...yet at the end of the day there are several half full cups of tea on his desk??This is the only time it is acceptable to use the phrase "at the end of the day". When you are actually referring to the end of the day. Anyone who uses it in any other context is a dick-twirling dildo bandit. "And the end of the day, I didn't take this job to be fucked around". What does the end of the day have to do with it? I'll tell you what it is at the end of the day. It's fucking night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Also people who bang on endlessly about their fucking kids, or make their profile picture on Facebook a picture of their kid, or upload endless videos of their spawn gurgling and shitting themselves. There's one girl I'm friends with on Facebook who has 8 photo albums on her profile, 7 of them are dedicated to her ugly fucking kid. I don't want to look at pictures of your daughter standing in a cot drooling and stuffing a toy into her mouth, you fucking harridan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Also people who bang on endlessly about their fucking kids, or make their profile picture on Facebook a picture of their kid, or upload endless videos of spawn gurgling and shitting themselves. There's one girl I'm friends with on Facebook who has 8 photo albums on her profile, 7 of them are dedicated to her ugly fucking kid. I don't want to look at pictures of your daughter standing in a cot drooling and stuffing a toy into her mouth, you fucking harridan.Are you jealous because her 2 year old daughter is taller than you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Are you jealous because her 2 year old daughter is taller than you?I hope you have ginger children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 The blink182 gig thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 The blink182 gig thread.Agreed.It seems that more of this type of thread has been appearing recently, and it's fucking boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Agreed.It seems that more of this type of thread has been appearing recently, and it's fucking boring.So very, very true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Well, I'm glad that three of us agree. I am no fan of internet hardmen getting into pointless arguments and bullying other forum member behind the safety of their monitor. I'm probably better off spending my time on Blamo, rabbiting on about the Smashing Pumpkins. I can only ignore list so many people before reading threads becomes baffling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 The blink182 gig thread.Agreed.It seems that more of this type of thread has been appearing recently, and it's fucking boring.So very, very true.Well, I'm glad that three of us agree. I am no fan of internet hardmen getting into pointless arguments and bullying other forum member behind the safety of their monitor. I'm probably better off spending my time on Blamo, rabbiting on about the Smashing Pumpkins. I can only ignore list so many people before reading threads becomes baffling.You guys do know what the "report post" button is there for, right? We mods, awesome as we undoubtedly are, cannot possibly read every single thread on here, so if we don't know the flame wars are happening, we can't step in. I didn't know that thread had been derailed until this afternoon because it was never reported and I didn't read it because I couldn't give a fuck about Blink 182. Anyway it's closed now. If this kind of thing happens again just use the report post button and I'll come crashing in and crush the fuck out of everybody with my super mod-powers. Yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Aye Ryan, that's fair enough, but 99% of the time it's been the tone of threads, or the way they have turned out that has annoyed me, rather than specifics that would warrant the "report post" button. Threads over the past couple of weeks have reminded me what the forum was like in 2004-2005.I've heard from a fair few people that they read this forum, but are too scared to post in case they are immediately flamed and I've always said that wasn't really the case. However, if I look at the nature of the forum over the past while, I'd be more inclined to agree with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Hmmmm that's interesting. Personally I can't say I've noticed more arguing and flaming recently than normal (though I have closed three different threads today) - we do try to keep an eye on things and keep on top of it, but as I say, we can't read everything. Perhaps you could PM me with a few examples? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Aye Ryan, that's fair enough, but 99% of the time it's been the tone of threads, or the way they have turned out that has annoyed me, rather than specifics that would warrant the "report post" button. Threads over the past couple of weeks have reminded me what the forum was like in 2004-2005.I've heard from a fair few people that they read this forum, but are too scared to post in case they are immediately flamed and I've always said that wasn't really the case. However, if I look at the nature of the forum over the past while, I'd be more inclined to agree with them.I sort of agree and have had people say exactly the same to me.But I have noticed that people only really get flamed if they say really stupid things. So long as these new posters consider us as the fuckwits we all are, then they will fit in just nicely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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