Gus Chamber Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 stop making problems where there aren't any.It's just something they do. They're brilliant at it as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Then answer this one, Claire Rayner:How the fuck is he supposed to know if you like him or not if he doesn't ask? I know we're supposed to just KNOW* and all that, but the crystal ball's been a bit dusty of late.* from the immortal "Well, if you don't KNOW what's wrong, then I'm not going to tell you!". Well, thanks for being so helpful there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 First Scotrail adding an extra 25% onto my rail fare yesterday because of their inabilty to provide a working ticket machine at the station or onboard with a conductor. I've worked in customer services before and am normally a devout pacifist because of that fact, but I blew a fuse yesterday afternoon. Complaint letter duly posted this afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 I fucking hate everything right now. Everything.Emo... boohoo(just pulling your leg) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Then answer this one, Claire Rayner:How the fuck is he supposed to know if you like him or not if he doesn't ask? I know we're supposed to just KNOW* and all that, but the crystal ball's been a bit dusty of late.* from the immortal "Well, if you don't KNOW what's wrong, then I'm not going to tell you!". Well, thanks for being so helpful there...He's told me all this shit in the past and I've told him in the most gentle way that I adore another. I'm running out of things to say, so it results in me feeling like a prick whatever I do.Also, I lack subtlety. If I liked him, he would know about it. (that sounds menacing... shudder...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 my curent pet hate is seeing that smarmy possibly soon to be prime minister tory cock dave 'down with the kids' cameron just about everywhere i seem to turn. Brown I feel sorry for cos he's a dour buffoon clearly bemused and confused but Cameron I just want to punch... extremely hard. It's Clegg all the way for me at this election I think! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 He's told me all this shit in the past and I've told him in the most gentle way that I adore another. I'm running out of things to say, so it results in me feeling like a prick whatever I do.Also, I lack subtlety. If I liked him, he would know about it.See, you never said that originally. This changes everything.Therefore, you should tell the snivelling little meeser to fuck off and dribble over somebody else. That should do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 See, you never said that originally. This changes everything.Therefore, you should tell the snivelling little meeser to fuck off and dribble over somebody else. That should do it.I do apologise for withholding information and I thank you for some very sound advice! If only I had the balls to be so up front in that way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 If only I had balls that would solve it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Getting injured 2 weeks before the 10k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 What the fuck has happened to being able to book a holiday, paying for it, packing and going?! Why does it seem we have loads of hidden costs like luggage and transfers...taxes etc and you have to book them yourself......BAH to Thomas Cook I Pet Hate YOU!!Other thing just now is aircon in the office and having a woman who is going through 'The Change'...she keeps opening the window and it just plays with everyone else's heat. Someone resets my temp to cool and the lowest temp each day....we have allocated fan's per desk so WHY!!!???OH and another - people at work who like to blame everyone and everything but take responsibility themselves and kick up a fuss for sweet F.A.Rantola Over! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 When there is no toilet paper left and you have already laid a cable. Never again!resounding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 When there is no toilet paper left and you have already laid a cable. Never again!resounding Kitchen Roll? A duster? Your socks? Improvise man, Improvise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 When there is no toilet paper left and you have already laid a cable. Never again!resounding Just have a bath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Kitchen Roll? A duster? Your socks? Improvise man, Improvise!Shower head. Obviously you use this to scoosh water up your hoop, you don't just wipe your arse on the shower head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 He's told me all this shit in the past and I've told him in the most gentle way that I adore another. I'm running out of things to say, so it results in me feeling like a prick whatever I do.Also, I lack subtlety. If I liked him, he would know about it. (that sounds menacing... shudder...)Fess up. Both these guys are members of ShutterSpeed aren't they. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Getting a puncture on the way to work at 5.30 in the fucking morning, when it's not properly light yet.Fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 People who work in open plan offices who sound as though they are working in a F1 pit when they are doing simple stuff like opening a closing a drawer. The guy next to me sounds like he's just changed a Solar Turbine out using a hammer and crow bar. He must have then tried to store the said Turbine in his overhead filing cabinet. Well that's what it's sounded like with all the banging and crashing of drawers and stuff. now another guy is clanging bottles about in a bag WTF, is he going to get the refunds from the shop at lunchtime.Hmm. So is it the people or the open plan I hate?? Both for now!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 People who work in open plan offices who sound as though they are working in a F1 pit when they are doing simple stuff like opening a closing a drawer. The guy next to me sounds like he's just changed a Solar Turbine out using a hammer and crow bar. He must have then tried to store the said Turbine in his overhead filing cabinet. Well that's what it's sounded like with all the banging and crashing of drawers and stuff. now another guy is clanging bottles about in a bag WTF, is he going to get the refunds from the shop at lunchtime.Hmm. So is it the people or the open plan I hate?? Both for now!!!!Office noise is infuriating, especially in an office like mine where it's completely silent, thus foot tapping / coughing / tea slurping starts to get like Chinese water torture after a while. Hence why I never come into work without an MP3 player and a good set of noise-cancelling headphones. Sometimes (like now) I don't even have music on, I just use the headphones as ear plugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Kitchen Roll? A duster? Your socks? Improvise man, Improvise!Don't worry it was taken care of in a swift professional matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Don't worry it was taken care of in a swift professional matter. You used a mexican? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Don't worry it was taken care of in a swift professional matter. Somehow i knew you'd use your hand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 What the fuck has happened to being able to book a holiday, paying for it, packing and going?! Why does it seem we have loads of hidden costs like luggage and transfers...taxes etc and you have to book them yourself......BAH to Thomas Cook I Pet Hate YOU!!Other thing just now is aircon in the office and having a woman who is going through 'The Change'...she keeps opening the window and it just plays with everyone else's heat. Someone resets my temp to cool and the lowest temp each day....we have allocated fan's per desk so WHY!!!???OH and another - people at work who like to blame everyone and everything but take responsibility themselves and kick up a fuss for sweet F.A.Rantola Over!'The Change'? You work with a werewolf?All we have is two Draculas, a Frankenstein and a ghost. The ghost is a stapler. In fact, that is my pet-hate today. I tried to grab the ghoststapler and my hand went through it and I broke two fingers on the desk, then it posessed me and made me bite documents for half an hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 'The Change'? You work with a werewolf?All we have is two Draculas, a Frankenstein and a ghost. The ghost is a stapler. In fact, that is my pet-hate today. I tried to grab the ghoststapler and my hand went through it and I broke two fingers on the desk, then it posessed me and made me bite documents for half an hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 The sun trying to tempt me outside when I have work to do. Stupid sun. Not really though, please still be there at the weekend... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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