waltz Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Yeah - I was looking for the Pizza Hut thread the other day and couldn't find anything!xxOh that thread's great, let's make that available Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Yeah the search doesn't work. You can't search in a thread any more either. That was a handy function. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 People who clearly see you are on your lunch, yet still see it as okay to interrupt. Even better when it's something that is in no way urgent, and could simply be emailed through. (you're not allowed to sit in the canteen if you bring your own lunch, and my office doesn't have a designated lunch area so have to sit at my desk) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 People who clearly see you are on your lunch, yet still see it as okay to interrupt. Even better when it's something that is in no way urgent, and could simply be emailed through. (you're not allowed to sit in the canteen if you bring your own lunch, and my office doesn't have a designated lunch area so have to sit at my desk) This is a significant pissboiler. Just respond to them with a mouthful of food. That'll learn 'em. Being as disgusting as possible is a trusted person-repellent. I eat lunch at my desk too, because the canteen in Marischal College is always rammed. Even better when this Hotdesking regime comes in and you won't be allowed to eat at your desk, because you won't have your own desk. Joy. Yet the canteen for the whole building probably has a seating capacity of 50. It's going to be chaos. I'll probably just chug down a Pot Noodle standing up, whilst reserving my desk with a beach towel. Fuck the police. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 I'll probably just chug down a Pot Noodle standing up...Will you chug it dry, or wash it down with boiling water? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 He'll make it with his boiled piss, obvs. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 People opening your mail with a knife and accidentally cutting your dopesmoker album sleeve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 People opening your mail with a knife and accidentally cutting your dopesmoker album sleeve. OUCH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Improved Thinker Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 People opening your mail with a knife and accidentally cutting your dopesmoker album sleeve. "opening your mail with a knife" POSH CUNT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 My ivory letter opener is getting the blade re-plated just now. You know how it is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 You've got to use a Sgian Dubh for something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Applied for a job which I was really keen on. Wrote a really nice, professional covering letter and gave the CV a wee spit and polish. Didn't even get an interview. 18 months of trying to move job gets pretty tiring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Applied for a job which I was really keen on. Wrote a really nice, professional covering letter and gave the CV a wee spit and polish. Didn't even get an interview. 18 months of trying to move job gets pretty tiring.I'm just out of spending months doing this. It's demoralising.Being on jobseekers after graduating a couple a couple of years ago was probably the worst time of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 I'm just out of spending months doing this. It's demoralising.Being on jobseekers after graduating a couple a couple of years ago was probably the worst time of my life. I was on jobseekers after graduating for about 7 or 8 months. Had a total blast. But that was despite the job hunting, which was really shit. Since I started my career I've changed job a few times and it's never taken longer than a couple of months to find something new. This 18 months of knowing something isn't right where I am and looking for something else has been really draining. Just seems to be a tough time to be looking, especially in IT. Too many applicants and not enough jobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 "On route". I've seen that like 5 times this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Planning on spending an evening putting down some ideas for a new music project, then spending all of it trying to figure out why the microphone jack on my laptop wont work. This never happened to The Beatles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 It's not happened in at least 7 years - since buying a planet waves cable - but that last one is almost as bad as trying to find a guitar/mic' lead that works when you have a pile of shitty old ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Forgetting to put my watch on in the morning. Almost as bad as forgetting a belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 It's not happened in at least 7 years - since buying a planet waves cable - but that last one is almost as bad as trying to find a guitar/mic' lead that works when you have a pile of shitty old ones.Absolutely maddening, it's one of the ones that has a combined input / output jack and no matter what I did I couldn't get it to pick up the line in. After a couple of hours trying and only succeeding in recording echoey snatches of Midsomer Murders which my girlfriend was watching in the background and the sound o myself clicking I gave up and went to bed in a bad mood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 I started at my new job today, but the company has already stopped recruiting again, the market is just fucking awful just now! Xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 the market is just fucking awful just now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 E-cigarettes.I've got one, and it's working, but I hate that it's working. I don't know why I'm so angry about it. I wish I could just smoke constantly, but I'd smoke magical cigarettes that don't make my clothes smell terrible or end up killing me.UGH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Drivers that sit at 40mph in a 60mph limit zone (when it's safe to do 60mph, of course) and then continue battering through 30mph/20mph zones at 40mph. Dicks! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Improved Thinker Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 I was almost in a plane crash today and I was shitting myself . If I had died how would any of you find out...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 E-cigarettes.I've got one, and it's working, but I hate that it's working. I don't know why I'm so angry about it. I wish I could just smoke constantly, but I'd smoke magical cigarettes that don't make my clothes smell terrible or end up killing me.UGH I've been on my bifter for 6 1/2 months now. I quite like it. I don't miss anything about smoking, other than how fucking cool it looks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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