Dakota Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 I've been near people who just generally smell like they've bathed in their own sweat... I don't get it. Pretty sure if the guy showered properly once or twice a day there wouldn't be enough time for bacteria to build up and cause a stink that was so awful.Or maybe men are all just smelly creatures, I dunno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Or maybe men are all just smelly creatures, I dunno. They are.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 If I became the emperor of the UK there are two things I'd invoke. Firstly, I'd create 'pensioner lanes' so that decent folks like us can get about Union Street without being bogged down by a rabble of has beens. Secondly, I'd ensure that anyone who fails to have a shower before venturing into a public environment be shot on sight. No excuses.Who's with me? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Pensioners shouldn't be allowed to potter around town centres on busy Saturdays. They've got all fucking week to do it. Week days in town are glorious between rush hours. Quiet! Why would these no hopers choose to go do more shopping on a Saturday? Nasty bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest davetherave Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 If I became the emperor of the UK there are two things I'd invoke. Firstly, I'd create 'pensioner lanes' so that decent folks like us can get about Union Street without being bogged down by a rabble of has beens. Secondly, I'd ensure that anyone who fails to have a shower before venturing into a public environment be shot on sight. No excuses.Who's with me?Totally with you on the pavement lanes, but would this create the need for pavement police, and what happens if we 'undertake' a pensioner in the wrong lane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 I'd be the police. Just leave it to me. Again - shot on sight if caught diverting from their designated lane.EDIT: Apart from Alan Cynic. I'd have a real hard time planting a bullet in his napper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest davetherave Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Dakota said: ↑Or maybe men are all just smelly creatures, I dunno. They are.xxIts not just men, I've known the odd woman to be equally stinky. Performing cunnilingus on a sweaty smelly minge is not nice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 There's a guy in a local supermarket who fucking REEKS - apparently he showers at home during lunch, because he stinks so much (never smell deodorant on him though), but he doesn't change his clothes... defeats the fucking point.He is about 70, and probably still uses talcum powder instead of antiperspirant, but you'd think that folk working with food would have something written into their contact about personal hygiene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 picsThese are all hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 Guns.5 people got shot outside the Empire State Building this morning. That's some scary shit! My GF works right next door and was a street away when it happened. Chilling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 Guns.5 people got shot outside the Empire State Building this morning. That's some scary shit! My GF works right next door and was a street away when it happened. Chilling.9 people according to BBChttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19372533Very worrying. Seems like a spate of this stuff in the US just now, or it's making the news more often. According to Dave Mustaine it's a government conspiracy so Obama can bring in gun control... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 Guns.5 people got shot outside the Empire State Building this morning. That's some scary shit! My GF works right next door and was a street away when it happened. Chilling.Just heard about that on the news! Scary stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 9 people according to BBChttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19372533Very worrying. Seems like a spate of this stuff in the US just now, or it's making the news more often. According to Dave Mustaine it's a government conspiracy so Obama can bring in gun control...Dave Mustaine needs some mouth control. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 Teabags is in New York he will sort this out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 Teabags is in New York he will sort this out.The suspect looked like a fat Skrillex... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 He was wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase so I think we can rule out teabags as a suspect.If the report read: 'suspect has his cock out' then we could raise the question. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 People at ATMs. Yes it's adorable when you get your toddler to press the buttons for you. But would you mind hurrying the fuck up? I'm on my lunch break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 People at ATMs. Yes it's adorable when you get your toddler to press the buttons for you. But would you mind hurrying the fuck up? I'm on my lunch break.At this time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 At this time?I work shifts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 I work shifts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 What's with their shit masks? And why are they in a hospital? Wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 What's with their shit masks? And why are they in a hospital? Wankers.It is what it is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 People at ATMs. Yes it's adorable when you get your toddler to press the buttons for you. But would you mind hurrying the fuck up? I'm on my lunch break.It's not adorable when they use their little shitspawn to pay for a bus fare, thus holding me up in the morning from making dollar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 First hand from the man i know as the King of Pit Stains.Play hard. Sweat hard.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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