Lemonade Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 You're from Banchory, you're supposed to talk like Bam Margera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Marking. Worst part of my job. It brings out the worst of my work ethic. I always leave doing it as late as possible. And still then I stop every few minutes to do something else, like post on here. Then I end up trying to finish it on the train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Some fucker at Royal Mail deciding my post is to be delivered mid afternoon. This started just before Christmas and must obviously be a permanent thing. Extremely irritating when you rent DVD's and want them first thing in the morning so you can watch them and get them in the post before the sorting office closes. I mean I live fucking opposite the sorting office! Christ I might suggest I go pick up my post myself! Then to add to my irritation, the fuckers took an extra day to deliver my rental DVD's this week meaning I'll only get 2 this week instead of the usual 4. Bloody hell they only come from Peterborough, some 60 miles from here! How on earth can it take 2 days to reach me? Probably gets routed via fucking Birmingham or something in another stunning decision of intellect made by some twat with a clipboard and a pen behind his ear.Exactly. And yet Royal Mail somehow have money to spend on gyrocopters and private number plates like "PAT 1". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Pet Hate: My favourite band deciding to call it a day. No more Oceansize. Damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 As soon as a thread gets closed I want to post in it. Even if I had zero interest in it before and it was shit and rightly closed that right button makes me want to talk about it. Although I'd probably only say something like "ooh look, the thread's been closed". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Is this in relation to The McCallisters one? As soon as it was closed I though "I could've been harder on cool1 for bumping this.. Now I can't." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Pet hate: Everytime I politely refuse a peice of cake, or some chocolate, or a sweet in general, it's always met with vehement disbelief and disapproval. And then the offerer has to find out exactly why I have politely refused it.I just don't fucking want it, okay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 I just don't fucking want it, okay? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Teabags Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Pet hate: Everytime I politely refuse a peice of cake, or some chocolate, or a sweet in general, it's always met with vehement disbelief and disapproval. And then the offerer has to find out exactly why I have politely refused it.I just don't fucking want it, okay?I fully agree with this.Also, when you say "I don't want one" and they say "why not?" "Because I don't". "But WHY?"JUST BECAUSE I DON'T. THAT'S ENOUGH OF A FUCKING REASON, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT FEATURES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 I fully agree with this.Also, when you say "I don't want one" and they say "why not?" "Because I don't". "But WHY?"JUST BECAUSE I DON'T. THAT'S ENOUGH OF A FUCKING REASON, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT FEATURES!Chocolate is the worst for this. No one can understand if you don't like/want chocolate. You get looked at like a madman.No I don't want it, it's too sweet and doesn't taste that good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Dour Allison at Morrisons. That's right, Allison, I'm talking about you negatively on the internet. That'll teach you to bitch at me for not having anything smaller than a tenner. IT'S STILL CURRENCY, ALLISON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Dour Allison at Morrisons. That's right, Allison, I'm talking about you negatively on the internet. That'll teach you to bitch at me for not having anything smaller than a tenner. IT'S STILL CURRENCY, ALLISON!Is that the frumpy looking one with a duff haircut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Pet hate: Everytime I politely refuse a peice of cake, or some chocolate, or a sweet in general, it's always met with vehement disbelief and disapproval. And then the offerer has to find out exactly why I have politely refused it.I just don't fucking want it, okay?I once worked in an office where someone asked me why I wasn't eating.It was an American office. Pretty horrible place, full of people in mumus shuffling around, grunting.Welcome to the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Dour Allison at Morrisons. That's right, Allison, I'm talking about you negatively on the internet. That'll teach you to bitch at me for not having anything smaller than a tenner. IT'S STILL CURRENCY, ALLISON!There really should be a separate Morrisons thread where we can discuss their issues in completely insensitive detail.The other day I was on the self-service checkout, I got an item without a barcode. The girl couldn't even be arsed price checking it and rung it up for 50p.I suppose I can't really bitch it was probably over a quid. I probably can't really bitch about the staff either, I'd kill myself if I had to work in that supermarket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Moving domicile and all it involves. Cleaning your shit up, packing, lugging, unpacking, changing addresses at the bank etc. It's all a ballache. Been using public transport to do it too which just adds insult to injury. Three trips back and forth across town yesterday and another one tonight. Can't wait to just get 'settled' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 There really should be a separate Morrisons thread where we can discuss their issues in completely insensitive detail.The other day I was on the self-service checkout, I got an item without a barcode. The girl couldn't even be arsed price checking it and rung it up for 50p.You would be disallusioned too if you'd had sex with JohnW down a lane at the work Christmas party. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Is this in relation to The McCallisters one? As soon as it was closed I though "I could've been harder on cool1 for bumping this.. Now I can't."Now now Junior, your posts ain't all that captivating either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Things must be getting dire when John W is ripping the piss out of you, eh Junior? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Doesn't everyone just ignore John W anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Doesn't everyone just ignore John W anyway?Who's John W? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Who's John W? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 I only ignore him when he's pestering me for sex. For a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 I think I'm being ganged up on by John W and Bob Knob It's ok though, I'm motherfucking Old Gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 There really should be a separate Morrisons thread where we can discuss their issues in completely insensitive detail.The other day I was on the self-service checkout, I got an item without a barcode. The girl couldn't even be arsed price checking it and rung it up for 50p.I suppose I can't really bitch it was probably over a quid. I probably can't really bitch about the staff either, I'd kill myself if I had to work in that supermarket.There SHOULD be a Morrisons hate thread. Well, specifically to the King Street one, with it's one till open and hundreds of troll people and students milling about. I fucking hate that place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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