Surfer_Rosa Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Just from being young everyone thinks i have heroin...The dodgy eyebrows probably don't help 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Found it!Yaaas!YouTube - HEBS advert 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 heroins probably the cheapest drug on the market todayCan you expand on that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Can you expand on that?I think it is, never bought it so i won't know.there are alot of junkies, the market is rife with shite gear because they're all ruthless ripping each other off, so an abundance will always be cheaperi dunno if im just speaking shite tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 I think it is, never bought it so i won't know.there are alot of junkies, the market is rife with shite gear because they're all ruthless ripping each other off, so an abundance will always be cheaperi dunno if im just speaking shite thoTry telling that to someone who needs a 10 bag about 3 times a day.There's this family that one of my colleagues works with and they couldn't afford 15 for a day trip with their kids (who are in care) because of the dad's habit.It's not cheap if you have a high dependancy... and use other drugs along with it e.g valium.I hate wasted food in restaurants. Just back from a work night out and we had this Mexican buffet type meal where they brought lots of stuff to the table, but there was sooooo much waste that everyone ended up taking some home. But why cook all that amount when there's no way it could be eaten! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)You are talking shite fatboy. An eccy is only 3 quid these days. That's less than a pint! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)You are talking shite fatboy. An eccy is only 3 quid these days. That's less than a pint! Pint of beer is stronger though to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)You are talking shite fatboy. An eccy is only 3 quid these days. That's less than a pint! Where the fuck are you drinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 It was my bosses that said i went to fast and it put the customer under pressure to bag faster... fuck off.I go shopping on my tod, and I much prefer being able to bag everything up as I go, rather than wait until I've paid and try to start cramming stuff at the end. Somerfield in Stonehaven is particularly awful for this. At least when I go to the ASDA in Portlethen I can opt for a self-service, far better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Self service can suck it. Every other item, the robotic voice yells "please place item in bagging area". Even if you do, the thing locks up and tells you to wait for assistance, where they just type in a number and you're back to doing the most infuriating shopping on earth. Does it automatically do this, so the staff needlessly manning the Self Service section feel a bit useful? Either way, its shite. I'd rather queue, and put my items on the conveyor belt. "Do you want help with your packing?" "Yes. Pack it all, whilst I stand here". None of this doing it myself shite. Just hard graft, but not on my part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Has anyone actually said yes when they question if you need help with your packing? Do they do it themselves or call for a specialised bag packer?I've never wanted to feel totally special so can't say I've done it myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 I was reading an opinion on why we have these self-service things, these days. Apparently, the high cost of labour means jobs are increasingly being replaced with capital goods by companies. Hence the general lack of packers, ushers, bellboys, petrol pumpers and other sundry noddy jobs in our society.Of course, given that our bright faced eager youths of yore have been replaced with surly texting freaks with one ear piece permanently present, I'd maybe rather do it myself/grumpy old git Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Evil mum tried to sell my virginity at 13 | Mazher Mahmood investigates | News | News Of The WorldShocking - people who are allowed to have children...when so many people can't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Mock shirts in jumpers. I just want the fucking jumper. I'll choose what shirt/t-shirt I want to wear under it thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 the alarming frequency with which crap haircuts seem to come (back) into fashion...i've seen a couple of mullets recently (by which I mean 120 Tony & Guy mullets, not old skool mull) and this one seems to be 'in' right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 18:00 kick off for Scotland vs. Norway. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 18:00 kick off for Scotland vs. Norway. Why?I know. Why the fuck do they have to show the Japanese grand prix in the middle of the night as well? Damn inconveinient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 I know. Why the fuck do they have to show the Japanese grand prix in the middle of the night as well? Damn inconveinient.Ho ho. 19:30 - 20:00 KO around Europe is more standard is it not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 the alarming frequency with which crap haircuts seem to come (back) into fashion...i've seen a couple of mullets recently (by which I mean 120 Tony & Guy mullets, not old skool mull) and this one seems to be 'in' right nowIt's 'cause people are cunts, innit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 Seems they're an hour ahead of us in Norway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 Seems they're an hour ahead of us in Norway.Yes, which makes it a 19:00 KO in Norway. Which is earlier than most European games tend to start is it not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 Yes, which makes it a 19:00 KO in Norway. Which is earlier than most European games tend to start is it not?Well, maybe I'll just shut my big mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 I'm just hacked off because I don't get home from work till just before 6 and I wanted to go to the pub to view so my evening plan is now rubbish if I want to actually eat and have time to change and so on. Home viewing it may have to be then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 The fact that the papers insist on referring to Ian Wood's son Garreth as an "entrepreneur".Former Miss UK and entrepreneur marry in glamorous service - Press & JournalNow, I really want to point out that this is NOT just sour grapes on my part because his old man's worth hundreds of millions and I'm fucking broke all the time. A friend of mine used to be good pals with the guy as well and by all accounts he is a nice chap, or as nice as you can turn out when raised in that type of situation BUT calling him an "entrepreneur" because his dad bankrolled his business buying up loads of pubs at inflated prices is laughable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 Two Big Issue guys within about 30 yards of each other outside the Marks and Spencers doors. I'm fully aware their magazine exists, and unluckily for them, I'm aware of how shite it is. Stop asking me to buy one 4 times (twice from my work to town and twice back) every lunchtime. I don't want it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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