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Fudge Awards 2009 - a local awards ceremony, for local bands - but where?

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Fudge Awards 2009 - a local awards ceremony, for local bands - but where?

For the uninitiated, the Fudge Awards are a yearly celebration of the fabulous, virtually incomparable musical output of Aberdeen. Bringing together the great and the good, nay, the very cream of the crop, we will parade local bands before your unbelieving eyes in a glittering awards ceremony to rival anything with an actual budget.

Basically, with your help, we're going to nominate a number of local bands in a number of musical categories.

Then we're all going to argue a little bit on here, and maybe have a couple of flame wars.

Then we're going to let the online and fudge-gig-going public vote for their favourites.

Then we're all going to get dressed up in our Sunday best and head for a venue somewhere in Aberdeen. There'll be bands, Djs, and an awards ceremony with booing, cheering and acceptance speeches. Like a crap Oscars.

Then we're all going to argue a bit about how the winners R shit, and it's a popularity contest, and my band didn't even get nominated but we shoudve LOL we like totally sold out our show at the whistle and ferret, there's no aberdeen scene, you shut up, no you shut up, no you shut up etc etc etc....

Anyway,

People of Aberdeen-Music, it's "your show", man, in a sorta not-really-but-let's-pretend kinda way. We probably won;t listen to you, but where would YOU like the Fudge Awards to be held?

Cafe Drummonds?

The Lemon Tree?

Liquid?

The Moorings?

Moshulu?

Snafu?

The Tunnels?

(and also, go on, any early nominations you'd like to make? you're not allowed to suggest your own band. that's an automatic fail.)

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He means he used to be able to get SOOOOOOOO WASTED there that he'd forget who he was and probably end up at soem festical WITHOUT EVEN REALISING HE WAS THERE OMG what a crazy dude.

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He means he used to be able to get SOOOOOOOO WASTED there that he'd forget who he was and probably end up at soem festical WITHOUT EVEN REALISING HE WAS THERE OMG what a crazy dude.

you are my favourite community guru

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Cafe Drummonds?

The Lemon Tree?

Liquid?

The Moorings?

Moshulu?

Snafu?

The Tunnels?

Lemon Tree for the win, it's the spiritual home of the Fudge Awards. Moshulu is a bit wank these days but it would probably be the second best option. The Tunnels is the wrong layout entirely, too narrow. Who's going to get dressed up in their best suit to go to Cafe Drummond! Liquid can suck my toodle. Snafu could work but it would have to be a weeknight cos they always have stuff on Friday and Saturdays. Moorings is a great place for the Fudge Nights but it would be more interesting to hold the awards somewhere else.

That's what I think anyway.

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moshulu for most missed... it just aint moshulu anymore, know what i mean?

pretty sure it is still Moshulu, you should go down and have a look if you don't believe, while your there there you could pick up and deal with the pile of outstanding invoices that are still being received from that gig you 'promoted' at the club about 9 months ago.

Ooh... burnnn.

Also, Snaffles could be cool :)

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Best Rock - Deadloss Superstar

Best Newcomer - Avoid The Morning

Best Indie - Edgar Prais

Most Missed - The Maternal Bum Bond Connexion

Best International - Daedalian (if Glasgow is classed as International)

Best Of The Rest - Captain Face

Best Extreme - Karloff

Worst Band - Vesuvian

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Guest idol_wild

Best Rock: Copy Haho \m/

Best Newcomer: Y Change Costume or Molineux

Best Indie: Cast of the Capital

Most Missed: No Pasaran

Best International: Le Reno Amps

Best Of The Rest: Greater the Shadow or Katerwaul

Best Extreme: We Shall Be Blessed

Worst Band: Estrella

Best Solo Artist: Kitchen Cynics

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Vote Biz - nae guns, nae religion , nae politics, just lurve and sexy tunes and loads of moist tufts on the dancefloor .

But far there's Ying there's gotte be Yang, so I'll even oot the balance by voting for most punchable.

I want to see this person give an acceptance speech just so I can hate the wee fat fucker even more.

I hate his gay hair products.

I hate the way he checks oot my arse, and I hate his lame excuses for fucking up all the time.

He is best known for pissing people off and leaving them stranded in foreign countries or airports without a bean, ggrrr he really grips my shite - or probably WOULD given half a chance, the fat, poofy,cabbage patch doll faced, ginger, whinger and all round incompetent waste of a belt - his droopy arsed jeans and oversized man pants sticking oot the top are nae doot hiding a wifies thong, and I bet it smells like spunk tae -a ower the erse.

I widnae be surprised if he's spent my loot on granny porn - loads of auld trouts with floory coapy baps - except they're mair like droopy half deflated space hoppers, gyad sakes min, if ye are gan tae try to convince folk yer nae a marmite motorway merchant, at least buy porn wi do able chicks in it.

So,,, a fat ginger whinger with a penchance for ladies panties, who lives in a house like this? and no doubt deserves the trophy for most punchable? you can decide .

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Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree

Best Rock: Kashmir Red

Best Newcomer: Velvet Audio

Best Indie: The X-Certs

Best Of The Rest: Rescue Party

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Most Punchable: Cloud

Best Extreme: Ablach

Most Missed: Dr Drakes

Best Rock: Deadloss Superstar

Most Metal of Metal: Bloodnut

Best International: Apes IQ or Certain Death

Best Punk: The Upstarts

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Guest idol_wild

I didn't vote it, but in retrospect, The Moorings is probably the most ideal place to hold the event. The attendances have dwindled, so the number of people likely to attend would look better in The Moorings than The Tunnels, Snafu, or The Lemon Tree.

Plus, it's where all the Fudge gigs are held pretty much!

Plus...ADDLESTONES!

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Best Band - Copy Haho

Best Rock - Deadloss Superstar

Best Indie - Kartta / 10 Easy Wishes

Best International - Kevin "Zinedine" Kilbane

Most Missed - Moshulu. It isn't what it used to be like or something along those lines...

Best Of The Rest - Kathryn Sawyers

Best Extreme - Kitchen Cynics

Worst Band - Richoshay. Fucking terrible. Offensively bad.

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Best Band - The Little Kicks

Best Rock - X-Certs

Best Indie - The Underkills

Best Metal - My Mind's Weapon

Best Of The Rest - Hot Mangu

Worst Band - Estrella. Dear me they're shite.

(Ricoshay ain't that bad :up: )

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