Indie King

Really? Wowee.

i notice samL4 called him "tout". i think everyone agrees that's a much filther, nastier insult than "cunt" in this case though, both insults are factually correct

bastard. some fat cunt's finished the enormous box of maltesers

hip hop's nae my thing so i'll give this a wide berth. unless the kaisers go all hip hop on my ass cos they can do no wrong

why would it be a wind up? phonics are ace. brilliant at AECC couple o weeks ago

why thankyou i only speak the truth french disko's comment is worthy of mention too

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm celery sticks.... i'd rather not eat to be honest! thankfully apples taste good. there's loads of lists of similar foods that use more calories than it contains - probably worth a look.

...and then sell them on ebay for 40 a go....

eat apples. if you're hungry between meals, eat an apple. great to keep the hunger at bay (for a while anyway). I read somewhere once that when you eat an apple you burn more calories than the apple contains. magic way of weaning yourself from snacking between meals.

someone brought in a massive box of maltesers to work today, got me thinking how fucking amazing they taste. i also love: lion bar yorkie toffee crisp m&m's (chocolate) minstrels...

hitting a female is unacceptable... unless she nicks a chip off you after a night out

two words. 'kaiser' and 'chiefs'

gggrrr. ticket touts are cunts.

I always have i predict a riot by the kaisers stuck in my head. it's a legendary tune though, so i'm not bothered

did you pay money for this? it seriously looks like a few stripes on ms paint or possibly photoshop if he's being funcy. don't get it at all