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A chirpy cheer and a laugh, with a faint chant of 'lets all laugh at rangers', went around Harlaw Park last night...

My gers pal was telling me that his mate has been watching the pre season matches and the football they are playing now is worse than last year. 'the only time the ball doesn't go sideways is when it goes backwards'...

I have to try and not laugh to much when chatting to him. Rangers fans are going apeshit apparently...

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Bad news for Scotland, a good run from Rangers and Celtic this year could possibly have got us into 9th place on the coefficient list and with it, an extra place in the UEFA cup for 2010 :(

But still, what the hell were Rangers doing against a bunch of Hearts rejects?

pretty sure spl got an extra yoofa cup place this season anyway :up:

anyway fuck rangers i despise that club

ally ross tells it like it is:

YouTube - Ally Ross slates rangers on talksport

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Rangers fans are rioting in Lithuania and Glasgow because the big screens showing the game are working fine...

News just in....Rangers are to complain about the lack of fixtures this season!

Walter Smith is getting the sack,

His team's out of Europe before the schools go back,

The teddy bears are down in the mouth,

They're out of Europe before Queen of the South.

Tell all the bears you know Aberdeen's as far as they'll go,

They don't need their shades

or buckets and spades,

All they'll need is a sledge for the snow.

Tell all the Huns you that know, they should have entered the Inter-to-to!

What do Rangers and a three pin plug have in common?

They're both absolutely useless in Europe.

A new Red White and Blue Oxo cube is about to be launched in the shops, It'll be called "laughing stock".

Glasgow Rangers announce new shirt sponsors. Easyjet "in and out of Europe in 3 hours"

What do you call a hun in europe? . . .. . . . . . . A tourist!

Walter Smith is to get advice from Max Mosely on how to keep your job after getting a humiliating spanking....

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SEASON 2008 -2009

A SEASON TO REMEMBER

AND A BALL HAS NOT YET BEEN KICKED

THATS WHAT I CALL

PRICELESS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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And some general rangers jokes just for fun:

How many rangers fans does it take to tile a roof?

Depends how thinly you slice them.

What's the difference between a Hun and a sperm?

At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being.

What's Blue, white, red and funny?

A bus load of Rangers supporters going over a cliff.

There's a rumour going about that if you buy a season ticket at Ibrox then you get a free space suit. Apparently it's due to the lack of atmosphere...

How do you save a blue nosed Bear from drowning?

Take yer foot aff his heid.

What's the difference between a busload of Rangers fans and a Hedgehog?

On a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.

What do Haemhorroids and Gers Fans have in common?

They're both a complete pain in the arse and never seem to go away completely

Why did the Gers fan NEVER cross the road?

He was waiting for the Green Man to turn Orange.

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CREDIT CRUNCH UPDATE:

Riot police all over Europe are fearing for their jobs this coming football season after rangers were knocked out of European competition this week.

There were riots in Glasgow & Kaunas last night

The Big Screens were working.

Whats the difference between Rangers and an arsonist?

An arsonist wouldnt waste two matches.

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Can't fucking believe it. We need a kick up the backside (hopefully crashing out of Europe before the season even starts might have acted as a bit of a wake-up call) and a good rethink on all fronts. It was a shocking performance and there's no getting around it.

Although I did have a wee chuckle at the Easyjet joke before kicking myself.

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