Adam Easy Wishes Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 A Serbian Film (Uncut)Holy Mother of God! - I wouldn't even attempt to rate this mind fuck (pun intended - if you've seen the movie). BUT - should I watch it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 Grown Ups - An hour and a half of Adam Sandler that i would rather have back. It had some funny moments up to the point it turned all soppy with the life lesson moments. Avoid at all costs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 Martin Freeman is great in The Hobbit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 22, 2013 Report Share Posted May 22, 2013 Star Trek: Into Darkness - Pretty good. Thought the last one was better though. Plenty of little things which I didn't like, but none so much as the completely unneeded scene with Spok speaking to Spok. WOO HOO! Lemmy - Fucking ace. Lemmy is a God. Just fucking yaldie.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 22, 2013 Report Share Posted May 22, 2013 Django UnchainedYas min. 10/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 22, 2013 Report Share Posted May 22, 2013 Warm Bodies - heap of pish, thought it would be pretty funny and not *that* sappy in places. Gah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2013 Goon - Seann William Scott plays a dim-witted security guard plucked from obscurity to become a professional ice hockey player. It straddles the line between comedy and dramatic underdog story, and never really quite decides which side it's on, and SWS's character is written as such a nice guy it's difficult to laugh at him as the butt of the jokes instead of feeling sympathy. It's all very imbalanced but it's a good watch and a fun hour and a half.*** (Slight spoilers below) Red State - Thriller from Kevin Smith. A family of Southern religious zealots (based on the Phelps family) ensnare and capture some young boys and plan to kill them for all the dirty fornicating they've been doing. The pacing of the film is all over the place, there's no introduction or character building, it's just straight into the storyline, which really hurts the film, especially as it makes little sense that after living peacefully for so long this family just go fucking nuts and starts wasting people. The sight of all the housewives firing AK47s looks a bit ridiculous, and the father's no-sweat calmness during the extended shoot-out is also played all wrong, as though this has happened to him a thousand times before, when clearly it hasn't. There's also no dramatic tension - a young couple have a nice sit down conversation in a pink fluffy bedroom when there's supposed to be a shoot-out going on and the house is getting riddled with bullets, and another woman drops her assault rifle to go and make a pot of tea. I think he was trying to make The Devil's Rejects, but this whole film is something of a fail.** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted June 1, 2013 Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 Silver Linings Playbook - Liked this a lot. In some ways it's just a predictable rom-com but interesting likable characters and some great acting performances made it a lot more than that. De Niro was great. 8/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 1, 2013 Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 Saw Django Unchained. It is fucking fantastic. Glad I bought it. Watched Human Centipede on The Netflicks. Proper LOLs. Would recommend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 Watching Human Centipede 2. Would not recommend. I'm near the end. But past the bit where the girl gets away in the car. If you've seen it, you'll know why I now feel sick. Sandpaper wanks I can handle. But that... No. No wonder this got banned over here. I regret getting US Netflix. I'm going to need a week off work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 The Hangover - funny.**** The Hangover 2 - not funny.** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 Watching Human Centipede 2. Would not recommend. I'm near the end. But past the bit where the girl gets away in the car. If you've seen it, you'll know why I now feel sick. Sandpaper wanks I can handle. But that... No. No wonder this got banned over here. I regret getting US Netflix. I'm going to need a week off work.awww poor jake, It's not real remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 awww poor jake, It's not real remember.I know but jesus. It's just... Pointless. Pure pointless shock. I know the rest of it is shock horror but there's at least some limited reasons behind it. That part was just unnecessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 The doctor with the enormous beard was my favorite. Bill Hutcheons 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 The doctor with the enormous beard was my favorite. Bill Hutcheons His line about the "little retarded boy" whilst getting his cock sooked was my favourite moment. Proper LOLs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 Closer to the Edge As somebody who is none too fussed about motorbikes, I wasn't expecting a great deal from this documentary. It follows a selection of racers gearing up to compete in the Isle of Man TT, a road race which involves the particularly eccentric riders trying to avoid wrapping themselves around a lamp post as narrowly as possible. It focuses mainly on Guy Martin, half lorry mechanic-half idiot savante motorcycle racer trying to achieve his first victory. Frankly, I fucking loved it. The camera work is beautiful, the racing is utterly visceral, the riders are completely insane. Things get pretty emotional at times, but never gets close to sappy - mainly thanks to how unflinchingly down to earth the competitors are. Martin especially throws out some absolutely brilliant soundbites. And there are explosions. Full house. I think anybody would get a kick out of Closer to the Edge, but if you liked Riding Giants or anything like that, definitely get on this. 5/5. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 Might have to watch that. Caught a bit of the TT footage from last week on ITV4 in the pub. Fucking mentalists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 I want to watch that now too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 So, Netflix is awesome, right? It's all I do now. Skatopia: 88 Acres of AnarchyDocumentary about a wasteland skatepark in Ohio. The doc is based mostly around the founder of the park, who is a total dick to his family, girlfriend and friends/employees. I still somehow came out of it quite liking him, despite him being a total scumbag. Some of the skating you get to see is totally nuts too. Some pros like Tony Hawk and Bam Margera claim to be unable to skate some of the bowls as they are so narrow and steep, then you see these kids dive right in, no pads, and just thrash it. Pretty cool. Jeff, Who Lives at HomeWeird film about a weird guy and his dickhead brother, starring the guy from I Love You, Man who isn't Paul Rudd as the weird guy, and Ed Helms from television as the dickhead brother. The weird guy lives his life by the film Signs, so the plot sort of meanders around how he's heard the name of a person one day, and he seeks to find this person. His dickhead brother slags him off for being a total freakshow as he keeps chasing after any clue relating to the name he heard. It's okay. Everything Must GoWill Ferrell loses his job and his wife. His wife throws all his stuff out on the lawn, so Will Ferrell lives on his lawn. Not much really happens, and it's not a typical Ferrell film. He doesn't really ever shout or say anything wacky. A pleasant hangover-sunday type film. GoonI agree with everything Lucky Rathen has said about it. It was fun. The fighting is pretty brutal. SWS character is a bit too much of a simpleton, which grates a little, but he's still likeable. And it's a sports film, so obviously it has a montage of him improving as a skater. The most interesting thing about the film was to read about the true story it was based on. The two Russian team mates were a particular highlight. They should have had a bigger part. Fun. Bones Brigade: An AutobiographySo, I'm all about skateboarding documentaries now. This, obviously, is about the Bones Brigade team which started in the early 80's and how skateboarding evolved so quickly from being a derivative of surfing to it's own entity. It was really interesting to learn how hated Tony Hawk was, purely because he was just so good. He was written off because he was so ahead of his time and widely discredited. The interviews with Rodney Mullen are great. He's an amazing guy and hugely emotional about what he does. I never knew how responsible he was for turning freestyle into street skating. Surprised that Fred Durst is in it. And glad, because he's a really great guy, obviously. Good watch, mostly for Mullen. Top bloke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 I really enjoyed Jeff, Who Lives At Home. Absolutely brilliant film. I enjoy these "comedies" that aren't really all that funny, but great to watch. Cryus was along the same lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Young Adolesent Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 I just watched scary movie 5 and tbh it was terrible compared to the other 4 not as much laughs and it was a crappy film they done a spoof off few good funny bits but other wise 5/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 I just watched scary movie 5 and tbh it was terrible compared to the other 4 not as much laughs and it was a crappy film they done a spoof off few good funny bits but other wise 5/10 lol wut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Young Adolesent Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 It was terrible compared to the other 4 scary movies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 Mate, they're all shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Young Adolesent Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 (edited) Im 14 remember ive got a child like mind haha i liked the first four the 3rd was a bit shit but 5 is just all round crap Edited June 16, 2013 by Young Adolesent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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