fatboy Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Sitting on a park bench eyeing little girls with bad intent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Nae the worst ever but Interpol have some excruciatingly bad lyrics:"You make me want to pick up a guitar and celebrate the myriad ways that I love you."For some reason I can't think of any others but I will, since I hate pretty much all lyrics ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Gorey nonsense oesn't have to go hand in hand with death metal. Look at Nile. They're fucking ace with their lyrics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Lucifer Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Silverchair - Tomorrow'there is no bathroomand there is no sinkthe water out of the tapis very hard to drink'Silverchair lyrics are almost exclusively shite. Remember that song "Freak"?"No more maybe'sYour baby's got rabiesYou living in a holeIn the the middle of the Andes"I don't think I've heard that song more than a handful of times but that verse has been stuck in my head for years. Also, ALL Oasis lyrics are nonsensical garbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Nae the worst ever but Interpol have some excruciatingly bad lyrics:"You make me want to pick up a guitar and celebrate the myriad ways that I love you."For some reason I can't think of any others but I will, since I hate pretty much all lyrics ever.There are about a million worse Interpol lyrics than that, for example:"My best friend's a butcher, he has sixteen knivesHe carries them all over the town at least he tries,Oh look it stopped snowingMy best friend's from Poland and, um, he has a beard." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 There's not much that can top the genius of R Kelly's masterpiece "Trapped in the Closet"...The whole series of videos are on Youtube. Just brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 There's not much that can top the genius of R Kelly's masterpiece "Trapped in the Closet"...The whole series of videos are on Youtube. Just brilliant.Why's that in a thread about worst lyrics? It's fucking genius.Desree's Life has to be the biggest pile of steaming lyrical excrement to ever grace the charts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted October 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 A special shout to Alannis Morrisette and her non-ironic lyrics in "Ironic". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 just remebered this....Destroyer 666 - Lone Wolf Winter"I think I'm a Wolf, then again I'm fucking crazy.I think what I need is a Bitch, don't you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Record shop employee in seminal hip-hop moment faux pas shocker!"Gangsta Gangsta", I think you'll find...my mistake, shows how much i listen to that album then huh?I prefer Ice Cube's solo stuff anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 just remebered this....Destroyer 666 - Lone Wolf Winter"I think I'm a Wolf, then again I'm fucking crazy.I think what I need is a Bitch, don't you?"That band are FUCKING TERRIBLE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 There are about a million worse Interpol lyrics than that, for example:"My best friend's a butcher, he has sixteen knivesHe carries them all over the town at least he tries,Oh look it stopped snowingMy best friend's from Poland and, um, he has a beard."Oh dear I actually like that one :O"Her stories are boring and stuffShe's always calling my bluff."That, on the other hand, physically hurts me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 the worst lyric ever is, in fact, also my favourite. behold:"I read in rap pages, they refer to me as soft.....Yeah, more like Microsoft!"Will Smith - Freakin' It /x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Mac Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Most cringeworthy that I've heard recentlyish would be anything by The Feeling. But especially in the chorus of 'love it when you call' or whatever the hell it's called. As though the song isn't bad enough, then they chip in:He loves it when you call x3But you never call at allAaaarrrgggg!!! As cringeworthy as it gets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaOfEnergy Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 THE SILVERCHAIR LYRICS FOR FREAK ARE ACTUALLY : no more maybes, your babies got rabies,sitting on a ball,in the middle of the andes.still shite i know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaOfEnergy Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Teabags: Gorey nonsense oesn't have to go hand in hand with death metal. Look at Nile. They're fucking ace with their lyrics lets look at some nile lyrics from the new album'anoint my phallus, with the blood of the fallen'or the age old classic'masturbating the war god' which is all about the ceremony that involved impaling the women of a rival tribe/clan onto the phallus of a concrete statue of the war god, till they split and their entrails are running down it.... pretty gore if you ask me, yes they use their egyptian theme extremely well and i love nile, but its still gore based lyrics, mainly about the brutality surrounding myths/legends in ancient egyptian society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 ladies and gentlemen.... I give you the hungarian Ian Brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 A special shout to Alannis Morrisette and her non-ironic lyrics in "Ironic". - toe-curling - especially the verse about the plane...Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to flyHe packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbyeHe waited his whole damn life to take that flightAnd as the plane crashed down he thought"Well isn't this nice...""Well isn't this nice..."??? - what a cheap, unimaginative, cop-out last line.When it was in the charts, I remember some Professor of Philosphy somewhere saying that "there's no irony in these stories, they're just a series of bummers"Eloquently put I thought! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 She should have called the song 'sod's law'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted October 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Yup, I've always thought the only ironic thing about the whole song is the fact that none of the scenarios she describes are ironic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Anything by James Blunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Jailbreak by Thin Lizzy."Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreakSomewhere in this town"Um... I think the first place I would try looking would probably be the jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Jailbreak by Thin Lizzy."Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreakSomewhere in this town"Um... I think the first place I would try looking would probably be the jail.ha ha, lol, rofl, etc. That sounds like a bit of stand-up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Another whoary old rocker747 Strangers In The Night - Saxon"This is Scandinavian one-o-oneFlight from Hawaii coming out of the sun?Kennedy should be in sightWe can't see a thing here in the night.."Make up yer mind, is it night or day??( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aekido Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Megadeth - Peace Sells Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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