Guest dopethrone Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Too many cockteases ITT. Too many inane uses of ITT ITT. Must try harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 One != too many. Also; 'too many' incorrect uses of inane ITT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 One != too many. Also; 'too many' incorrect uses of inane ITT.Watch out, Christy. Don't you realise this guy is an internet hardman? He's the type of scumbag that bottles people, so he might end up bottling you. Y'know. From behind a keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Watch out, Christy. Don't you realise this guy is an internet hardman? He's the type of scumbag that bottles people, so he might end up bottling you. Y'know. From behind a keyboard.I'm pretty sure he's Ewan Cameron of Dweller fame? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 And you'll never get an explanation why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 I'm pretty sure he's Ewan Cameron of Dweller fame?Really? Always had him pegged as quite a funny guy. Wouldn't guess it from half the shit he's been spouting on here (if it is indeed him) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dopethrone Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 I'm pretty sure he's Ewan Cameron of Dweller fame?No thanks. Nice try, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 He is funny, just not when he's anonymous. Of course, I could be wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 No thanks. Nice try, though.Didn't think it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 I'm pretty sure he's Ewan Cameron of Dweller fame?Doubt it, Ewan is good peoples. Didnt see anything menacing in what he wrote, just find it funny when folk misuse funcy words in an attempt to be clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Just to clarify, I thought it was the Caz-Bot due to an old trading post where I did some swapsies of gear with him. Sorry, continue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 No thanks. Nice try, though.You just borrowed his email address to register here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 I was thrown out of Exodus for a bizarre turn of events one night. I had been hanging out with a pal of mine who happens to be a lesbian; when she decided to call it a night I went to Exo on my own. I started chatting to a couple of girls at the bar when one of the girls said "We're lesbians" so I replied "Awesome, I love lesbians, I've just been having drinks with one".At this point the girl started to get annoyed with me so I said cheerio and started talking to someone else. Later in the night a girl I hadn't seen before came over and said "My friend really wants to talk to you" but I was like "Well maybe later" but she kept on hassling me to come meet her friend. So she takes me through the bar and who else is it but the girl who'd said she was a lesbian earlier. Suddenly she just starts screaming in my face "Fuuuuuck YOooooouu!" I was like "I didn't even want to come over here you crazy bitch".About an hour later I was going outside and she was at the door and she was like "You're not even here with anyone, you're just hitting on girls" so I said "So what? I know plenty of people here" So she said "Oh yeah, show me". I should have just told her to get fucked but I was drunk....I looked over and saw Murray and Jordan from the Xcerts having a drink so I said, "Come meet these guys". So I take the original two girls over and say "This is Murray, this is Jordan" and the girls demeanour totally changes. The really bitchy one is flirting hard with Murray the other is talking to Jordan. Murray is looking at me shrugging his shoulders. Eventually he says "Bob, who are these girls?" and I said with no malice whatsoever "No one really, just a couple of lesbians I met earlier".So the bitchy one flips out about me calling her a lesbian and throws a drink at my head which I successfully duck. Then she grabs a pint that's on the table and tries to throw it at me but I put my hand up to block her throw and she spills the entire pint over herself and her friend. I won't forget the expression on their faces in a hurry, mouths wide open in shock as the beer dripped from their clothes and hair.Not long after that I was asked to leave. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Internet anonymity is what makes the Internet the Internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Internet anonymity is what makes the Internet the Internet.Who the fuck are you like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Internet anonymity is what makes the Internet the Internet.Yeah, I feel bad now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 You just borrowed his email address to register here?Oooh, burn. Shame though, I always liked Ewan when he was Treader, good poster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Who the fuck are you like?I'm Jamesy from Point of Origin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 I'm Jamesy from Point of Origin.Pfft. You wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 I got banned from Rileys once, the one on Bridge Street, opposite Liquid. Back in 2002-2004 it was pretty much my local and me and my flatmate played pool in there about five nights a week, and we knew all the barstaff pretty well. One night I was refused service by the assistant manager because I'd had too much. After doing the old classic "I'll tell YOU when I've had enough!" thing to no avail, I quietly accepted it and left. Or so I thought. Next time I went in I was told I had to leave as i'd repeatedly called the assistant manager a "fat fuck" and they had watched me on the CCTV pissing all over the door downstairs and giving the camera the finger. Thankfully after much apologising they let it go and then just made fun of me for it. Since I was a regular they knew it was very out of character for me and I normally behaved impeccably. Shameful behaviour. Wouldn't do again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dopethrone Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 You just borrowed his email address to register here?colonopenbracket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 I was barred from the palm court for spitting on the floor (it was more a half spew tbh) and then starting a fight on an oap. Im not proud of it, but it happened. I was also thrown out of liquid for being punched in the throat, wasn't entirely happy with that one but probably karma for getting away with pissing in the cue on my way in. The looks on people's faces in the queue as they had to dodge my piss snaking its way down the hill was genius. I also have a friend who is banned from espo for nobbing a bird in the middle floor toilets. She was a munter so hardly worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 She was a munter so hardly worth it.Surely worth braving it just to make sure you never have to go near Espionage again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 The closest that I've come to being thrown out of anywhere was the tall bouncer at Snafu not letting me back in after I popped round the corner to the cash machine during my last night out before I moved down to Glasgow. Which was fair enough because I was too drunk. /unexciting story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 I played snafu once when I was 17 and it was an over 18s gig. Went out to make a phone call just as the bouncer started his shift."ID?""Im in the band""Oh ok no problem chum""Cheers"The drummer then decides to go on about how he has his ID and is basically begging the bouncer to ID him. He was obviously thinking he was doing the bouncer a favour incase he got caught not IDing folk. Totally forgetting that I was 3 years younger than him.We got in, I told him off and lols were had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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