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Offside Rule Explained For Females

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Offside rule explanation for Girls:

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

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Hope that clears it up ladies..:up:

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Offside rule explanation for Girls:

You're in a shoe shop' date=' second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

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Hope that clears it up ladies..:up:[/quote']

Thats awesome!

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why would anyone really want to know the offside rule unless they were really sad enough to want to chase a frigen ball around a field

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Yeah I find that a bit patronising really. Football is easy enough for blokes to understand so therfore us women have nae bother understanding at all, we just choose not to because football is boring and moronic.

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Haha, that was ace :D I was wondering how it was going to make sense, and then I read the throwing of purse part. That was funny. But remember, if the two women in the queue happen to be in the other half of the shop (without the till in it), the purse catcher can move ahead beforehand...

Anyway,

Yeah I find that a bit patronising really. Football is easy enough for blokes to understand so therfore us women have nae bother understanding at all' date=' we just choose not to because football is boring and moronic.[/quote']

I don't think it's patronising. Everyone knows it's meant for the idiot grrlz who bathe in their ignorance of the infamous offside rule and publicise it to get male attention. Like when da lads are watching a match, "I don't get this. Why are they doing that?"

Besides, football isn't moronic, sum of de playas r wel fit!!111 lolz

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who's everyones favourite 3pm girls? I like the Dundee United supporting one.

Wait...how can you like ANYONE that supports the filthy arabs?

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Wait...how can you like ANYONE that supports the filthy arabs?

well isnt the other one a Celtic fan? and the Dons has a face like a melted welly. so is the Arab im afraid.

maybe im getting the Don and the Arab mixed up. hopefully.

they're all mingers though, really.

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the Dons one is a stupid bint, i know her from somewhere in the murky past, and all i remeber about her was that she was a stupid cow :p

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to be fair most woman are rubbish at parking cars

To be fair' date=' that's because they're always being told that

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