Stray Cat Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 Offside rule explanation for Girls:You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.Both of you have forgotten your purses.It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you.If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.___Hope that clears it up ladies.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladeola Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 Offside rule explanation for Girls:You're in a shoe shop' date=' second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.Both of you have forgotten your purses.It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you.If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.___Hope that clears it up ladies..[/quote']Thats awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
le weez Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 I still don't get it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 *applauds*Best explanation ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catherine Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 haha. amazing.i already knew though :-) on my wall in aberdeen ive got a drawning explaining it to me made by Ryan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
le weez Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 I don't like football or buying shoes. I buy shoes anyway though because they are useful things to have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 Haha, excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delly Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 why would anyone really want to know the offside rule unless they were really sad enough to want to chase a frigen ball around a field Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass Cadet Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 Yeah I find that a bit patronising really. Football is easy enough for blokes to understand so therfore us women have nae bother understanding at all, we just choose not to because football is boring and moronic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 I thought it was quite good, but hopefully it doesn't just encourage women to buy more shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimr Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 Seeing as most linesmen don't have a clue what offside means I doubt it has much to do with gender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 to be fair most woman are rubbish at parking cars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass Cadet Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 to be fair most woman are rubbish at parking carsI dunno - don't drive. It's easier that way, you don't have to worry if you find yourself unexpectedly drunken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
le weez Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 to be fair most woman are rubbish at parking carsto be fair most men are good at making ignorant remarks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stray Cat Posted February 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 to be fair most men are good at making ignorant remarksTo be fair I think it's safe to say all we all are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
le weez Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 To be fair I think it's safe to say all we all are.at least you can admit it :up: :up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 Haha, that was ace I was wondering how it was going to make sense, and then I read the throwing of purse part. That was funny. But remember, if the two women in the queue happen to be in the other half of the shop (without the till in it), the purse catcher can move ahead beforehand...Anyway, Yeah I find that a bit patronising really. Football is easy enough for blokes to understand so therfore us women have nae bother understanding at all' date=' we just choose not to because football is boring and moronic.[/quote']I don't think it's patronising. Everyone knows it's meant for the idiot grrlz who bathe in their ignorance of the infamous offside rule and publicise it to get male attention. Like when da lads are watching a match, "I don't get this. Why are they doing that?"Besides, football isn't moronic, sum of de playas r wel fit!!111 lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 those Evening Express girls really do know their shit.x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 who's everyones favourite 3pm girls? I like the Dundee United supporting one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 who's everyones favourite 3pm girls? I like the Dundee United supporting one.Wait...how can you like ANYONE that supports the filthy arabs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 Wait...how can you like ANYONE that supports the filthy arabs?well isnt the other one a Celtic fan? and the Dons has a face like a melted welly. so is the Arab im afraid.maybe im getting the Don and the Arab mixed up. hopefully.they're all mingers though, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 the Dons one is a stupid bint, i know her from somewhere in the murky past, and all i remeber about her was that she was a stupid cow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Jazz Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 to be fair most woman are rubbish at parking carsYes, and they're not much better at throwing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
le weez Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 My wife has two black eyes. I had to tell her twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 to be fair most woman are rubbish at parking carsTo be fair' date=' that's because they're always being told that[b']<------------------------------------------------------->= 10 inches... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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