Guest idol_wild Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 True - I asked for an Argentina & Germany fitba top whilst in LeedsTPBM - would like to kick Uri Gellor in the face...IN THE FACE ! False. I want to punch him in the face and use my knuckles to bend his fucking nose all over the joint.TPBM has attempted to burp the alphabet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemonia Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 True- but I stopped at "O"TPBM- got stuck in mud at 6am in Kingswells Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marillionboy Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 False. But I was on a train that got stuck in the snow and caught fire about a hundred miles from there.TPBM still watches Have I Got News for You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 False. But I was on a train that got stuck in the snow and caught fire about a hundred miles from there.TPBM still watches Have I Got News for You.True! I fucking love HIGNFY, Brucey was on top form this week.TPBM makes fun of ginger haired people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 Oh aye, all the time. But I love them really.TPBM is going to have a productive day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 Oh aye, all the time. But I love them really.TPBM is going to have a productive day.I fucking should as I have an exam on Thursday but I did some heavy drinking last night.TPBM is currently watching WWE Smackdown and enjoying it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 definately false...... hate itTPBM..... picks his/her nose a LOT ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted May 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 true Im picking right nowTPBM - Once wanted to be a Samurai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 true Im picking right nowTPBM - Once wanted to be a SamuraiDefinitely false. Shaolin, always!TPBM once tested rocket boosters for NASA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 Definitely false. Shaolin, always!TPBM once tested rocket boosters for NASA.False.TPBM has been punched in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 True.TPBM is going out to paint the town red tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 False. But I was painting my living room today and ran out of paint. Dang it!TPBM believes the Lighthouse Family should be compulsory for secondary education. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK810i/R6BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)True. We could be lifted and it's important that we are all taught that.TPBM is going commando. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK810i/R6BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)True. We could be lifted and it's important that we are all taught that.TPBM is going commando.Heck no. Toy Story pyjama bottoms.TPBM thinks cats are shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted May 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 TRUE. Worst part is I have two cats!TPBM - Eats hybrid coco pops and frosties cereal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 TRUE. Worst part is I have two cats!TPBM - Eats hybrid coco pops and frosties cereal.False. Only hybrid Crunchy Nut Cornflakes, thank you very much. Even though I understand the original is best. But I'm poor.TPBM has has a Dundee Shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 Not true, I had a bath this morning, and then washed all the soap off in the shower. I'm double clean.TPBM thinks that the indicator of when an item of clothing needs washing is when it starts to smell funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3_1_3 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/528.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile/7E18 Safari/528.16)False. It needs washing when I piss myself.TPBM was drunk this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 True, John, True ! (wtf is it anyway?)TPBM Sniffs their own farts under the duvet !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 True, John, True ! (wtf is it anyway?)TPBM Sniffs their own farts under the duvet !!False.TPBM would like to explain what a Dundee Shower is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonner Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 true. as far as i know, its the excessive use of deoderant instead of washing.TPBM: has sabotaged a relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 False. I tried but in the end she decided to stay with him.TPBM would like to spitroast a bird alongside John Leslie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyCat Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 False. I tried but in the end she decided to stay with him.TPBM would like to spitroast a bird alongside John Leslie.False.TPBM has the hangover from hell today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 False. I didn't drink a drop yesterday, and only had one glass of wine on Saturday night.TPBM has seen every James Bond film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 False. I haven't seen the Daniel Craig ones. TPBM has used their finger as a toothbrush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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